Paper.Eskimo.Boots
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Joined 11-14-05, id: 501636
Author has written 2 stories for General.

Hey, welcome to my profile! If you actually bother to read profiles, here's some information:

Name: Paper.Eskimo.Boots (a.k.a. Cyd)

Age: 14

Gender: I am woman, hear me roar...

Birthday: May 25

Location: OH

Interest: Writing, reading, talking to friends, playing videogames, and watching movies like Chicago.

Things I like:

Books: Illustrated Man, Sound of Thunder, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Jane Eyre, From the Dust Returned, Fahrenheit 451, The Vintage, Martian Chronicles, Dandelion Wine, Once Upon A Marigold, Year of the Secret Assignments, Bloomability, Alice in Wonderland, Walk Two Moons, Love From You Friend Hannah, The Westing Game, and I don't think you want me to go on and on.

Authors: I'm currently obsessed with Ray Bradbury who wrote 8 of the books on my favorites list. If you like science fiction and aren't easily confused, read one of his books! I suggest Something Wicked This Way Comes, it's my very favorite!

Movies: Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, The Rundown, Lord of the Ring (all of them), Harry Potter (all of them), Freedom Song, Pirates of the Carribean, and others.

T.V. Shows: What Not to Wear, Trading Spaces, While You Were Out, MXC, American Idol, Everwood, 7th Heaven, Ballroom Bootcamp, and Saved By the Bell.

Things I don't like:

Books: Just Like Martin and The Bronze Bow.

Movies: Star Wars Episode III, Into the Spear (or "End Of"...I can't remember), any horror movie except The Others or Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

T.V. Shows: Uh...The OC...and yeah, that's about all of the t.v. shows I've watched that I hated...

Seriously Random Quote Section!

From friends and/or me:

Em: Ok, so in my dream she was, like, hitting on my boyfriend or something and-
Me: You had a boyfriend? That MUST have been a dream!
Em: Yeah and...hey! -actual conversation

I phail @ tree. -Brooke

Jennifer pwns tree. -Me

Offwhite: not quite white, not quite not white. -Brooke

I want to buy a bamboo rod and be an ancient warrior! -Brooke

I thought you meant tight as in fo shizzle insert badly done "ghetto" hand gestures. -Em

From Movies:

"I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard." -Roxie, Chicago

"All I hear about is the dumb tomata!" -Velma, Chicago

"Do I look like Santa Clause to you?" Beck, The Rundown

"You like pain? Try wearing a corsette!" Elizabeth, Pirate of the Carribean

Gandalf: Have you been evesdropping?
Sam: I haven't been dropping no eves sir! -LOTR

"With just one more brain, what a half whit he'd be!" Roxie, Chicago

"Don't shoot your fat-ass mouth off at me, 'cuz I don't give a shit!" Mama, Chicago

"I guess you could say we broke up becuase of artistic differences: he saw himself as alive, and I saw him DEAD!" -Cell Block Tango, Chicago

If you lasted this far reading my oh-so-boring profile congrats...you know too much and you must be eliminated. POW!!!!

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
A country Christmas by MandyHubbard reviews
****Published Author of Prada & Prejudice, a novel for teens in stores nationwide... See bio for details ***** Halley, a sucessful businesswomen, goes home for Christmas and runs into her childhood sweetheart
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Modern day Senorita by romanticidiot reviews
The rhumba, the dance of love; the salsa, the dance of sex, this story, the dance of Will and Jess - when so much happens and yet nothing at all... Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 184,810 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Trial And Error by Lightless And Sightless reviews
ON HIATUS He is the Assassin. He is cold, he is senseless. He always completes his missions and leaves no witnesses. Until she comes, and gets in his way...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,530 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004
An Average Story by Stormy Daye reviews
I have a disease: Average Boring Life Syndrome. Someone save me from myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
My Addiction by estoOh reviews
Getting the schools bad boy to smile at you, that’s already weird- but getting attention from a gang leader who goes to the same school and that is the older brother of the schools badboy who has this thing for you? Oh God... My first fic! R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
Pierced by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Not What It Seems by cassandra26 reviews
She wasn't leaving home, but he made her. She wasn't accepting some pretend girlfriend, but he made her. She was definitely not letting herself cross dress into 'Christopher', but he made her. She was not going to fall in love- that he didn't make her do.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,554 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 11/7/2003
Quid Pro Quo by TwystedFate reviews
Nora Muldoon never believed in love, until she babysat for the unruly Mrs. Prescott, who kept bodice-ripper romance books all over her house, and met her son, Gideon ..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Don't Panic by ZoieLark reviews
Her mom just married a random man, her step dad thinks she's a boy, her step brother's too nosy, her best friend has a secret, and she's just fallen for someone she shouldn't have fallen for...(completed)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,508 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Finding Perfection by estoOh reviews
He's my secret friend, known around the school as my most hated enemy. I am the Loner. He is the Popular Dude. The New Guy comes, becomes my school known friend, and Mr.Popular isn't that much of a school enemy anymore... (R&R)should i cont.?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005
The Devil and I by M.T. Duhaime reviews
Lilah Wesson vs. Anthony Linwood. The savage epitome of bitchiness vs. the essence of cunning and quick wit. In this verbal battlefield rules and boundaries are nonexistent. Care to join? (AN. Sorry, folks. :/)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
The First Mage by Rothwyn Escarlata reviews
Magic...a word that has long lost its significance. But before magic was forgotten and written off as legend, the power to recall it was placed in one Word, a Word that, when accidentally spoken, can have dangerous effects. Rated for romance.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
The Nymphen Fae by Rothwyn Escarlata reviews
She was born a disgrace, deformed in the eyes of the nymphs and cast from the royal status of her mother to the lowliest of wretched existences, but the child has a destiny that will not be thwarted. Rated for sexual themes...we ARE dealing with nymphs..
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,047 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
Whisper Safety by Arianna Wings reviews
COMPLETED A kingdom lost in tragedy, their true rulers long dead and their freedom lost. A prophecy of one last, dying hope and a youth meant to fulfill it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003
Salvation by The Seph reviews
A tragic love story between a man possessed by Satan and a girl who lost hope of all life long ago. After two months, the story is finally complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Duty and Defiance by Knightengale reviews
In a world dominated by Society, Isabella Hastings, the daughter of an affluent Englishman, finds herself in love with a man whose past has been deemed socially unacceptable. -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,752 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003
The Line of the Goddess by Global Nomad reviews
Merlin is sent away to the school for sorcerers at a young age. through the next thirteen years he is the butt of every joke and constanty being beat up. but what even he doesn't realize is that he is the key to survival of human kind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Earth Angel by Irish Rhapsody reviews
A ghost from the 50's haunts a present day family with vengeance. Please R/R! It's better than this summary. ^-^ Perhaps some mild swearing later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003
Destiny by Rue Zokorai reviews
A story of a boy named Cody, and his struggles with homosexuality in a small town. He wants to find love, and looks to a jock named Gary. But, is Cody looking in the wrong place? M/M Slash. Please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,515 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Gone
I wrote this for a writing competition. A short story of rememberance. Savor what you have while you have it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Published: 3/22/2006
The Brown Skirt reviews
She was the girl that no one noticed...a short story I thought up while pacing around my room in my own brown skirt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006