Jack Cackler
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Joined 03-14-01, id: 50173
Author has written 42 stories for Supernatural, General, General, Love, Life, Humor, Play, Religion, Work, Horror, Western, Essay, and Sci-Fi.

Hey there, dear reader, you word-by-word feeder,
How good of you to come by my niche.
I hear that my reasoning needs a slight bit more seasoning
But that my prose makes a mighty fine quiche.

At the moment my style is taking a while
To pupate and become rather less muddy.
So until my conventions are worth public mention
At Concordia I shall continue to study.

Yes I live in a place where my questionable race
Is much less an issue than ever.
Yes Canada's great and there's little to hate
In fact I might just live here forever.

I've lived nineteen years with two eyes and two ears,
And ten fingers to write what they catch,
I get words down in tumbles and phrases in jumbles,
And just one feeble mind to mix and match.

I've written for leisure and I've written for pleasure
And sometimes I write when I'm down,
As assignments for classes and for beautiful lasses,
And to dispel a lingering frown.

Comments from you to improve this old stew
Will be appreciated up the whazoo.
James Russell Lowell (that corpsified soul)
Had something to say 'bout it too.

"Nature fits all her children with something to do,
He who would write and can't write, can surely review."

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Roses in the Sun by tranCendenZ reviews
This is not very good...I just wrote it from a twisted male pov...but I'm not good at short stories so give me some good critique
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
Carbon by AboveTheSalt reviews
The story of a "goth" with something to hide. (it's a guy) Almost done, lacking one or two more chapters. Hope you enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003
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My Montreal Meanderings
In the last few months I've been exposed to the poetry of men who go by their first two initials followed by their last names: A.M. Klein and W.H. Auden, both of whom I've come to admire in no small amount. This poem is in some ways dedicated to them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Published: 4/21/2009
Gallagher in Space
This is one from my latest Prose class, and was quite wellreceived to boot! My first actual scifi story. A private detective working on a space station is hired to find a fella named Roust. Aliens, punches, a little green man and the void of space ensue.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,190 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
The Day the World Got Bigger
This is a submission for my Creative Nonfiction class. Yes, that's a bit of an oxymoron. This took place in my kindergarten years, when I was just learning about the world and depending on grownups.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Published: 2/26/2007
Old Click Richards reviews
Another one from the old prose class! Each person in the class had to come up with a characteristic of one collectively-created guy, and then write a short piece about him. This one's mine.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006
Nightghast reviews
A recent story from my prose class here in Concordia U, set in my native Malaysia. I suppose I was attempting to depict a rather old-fashioned, traditional mindset... and got a little carried away. Have fun!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006
Mr NoOne reviews
I'd been playing with the idea for this poem for about a year before I finally settled on a version that I felt reasonably did the job. I'd tell you all about what it means... but that would spoil the fun, don't you think?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005
World Meets World reviews
The assignment here was to go somewhere public and listen to snippets of other people's conversations. Some people say the strangest things. A hundred hug-bucks to whomever can tell me what about this I didn't make up.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2005
The Greyer Lives reviews
(Updated) Changed my mind. It's not so grim after all. Written at 4am on a late Toronto February, when there's a lot of grey dreariness going on. Currently Fictionpress is being VERY irritating and not letting me divide it into stanzas.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/26/2005
The Name Game reviews
Here's one from my Creative Writing class here at Ryerson University. The assignment was to write a scene in which two characters want something from each other, and go through the methods of obtaining it. Here's the result of two nights and a subway ride
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2005
My Beastly Heart reviews
What keeps us from the blissful release of unwaking sleep? Why, our ever-driving desires! Inspired after watching Nightmare Before Christmas one too many times. Man that flick is awesome.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/19/2005
That Song Again reviews
In mind of 'Iris' by Goo Goo Dolls. The near-impossible task of trying to let go of love and look to new sunrises.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Flower And Her Pot reviews
Quite obviously titled with no reference to narcotics in mind. Dedicated to the parents, may you treat your children like people. And dedicated to the kids, may you get the nurturing you deserve.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2004
Rebirth reviews
Do you know how difficult it was to classify this piece? First draft, this one, but I felt I should upload it while it's still warm. A girl meets a writer at a bar and learns a little bit about the human fascination with destruction and the dark unknown.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004
Why reviews
Why indeed? To anyone who has ever been fed up with being pushed around.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/14/2003
We Are The Stars Now reviews
I remember hearing someone saying, "I wish they wouldn't kiss in public... at least, not while I don't have a boyfriend." Got me thinking. For Izzy J, who, coincidentally, is a fantastic girl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/14/2003
Watch This reviews
I've been told this one's a bit cute. Humbug, I say, humbug! For Izzy J.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Spring Rose reviews
Helping people is second nature for a lot of us. Appreciation and love is rather less common and a lot more precious. Like-a some kinda gold thingie.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
Slip, Child reviews
We all deserve to break out some time or another. A comment on freedom.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
sheepality reviews
Black sheep indeed! What are we, really?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
Now reviews
For anyone who has ever wished for something to last an eternity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
Lost To Me reviews
Written five minutes before writing 'Losing It'. I had some reservations in putting this up... but what the hey. Enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
Losing It reviews
Written at a time when everything seemed to be slipping away.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
Jaime is a WHAT? reviews
Inspired after hearing a joke. Accuse me of what you will, it's not like I'm infringing on copyrights or anything. A doctor faces a problem involving a lovely baby named Jaime.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Lament of the Day reviews
Just keep pushing, folks, till we get to those bits of the day that make it all worth it. In many ways this one applies to relationships.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
Knife reviews
My view of life as we (cynically) know it. And like all good things, it has a moral.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
I Dream reviews
Written during that dream-infested period before I met Izzy J.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Grimace reviews
Ooh... I've been wanting to upload this one for ages. Smile, this one's dedicated to a certain girl whose world I so do not rock... and proud of it!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
Godless reviews
Er, yes, another one about the big G-man, gotta love the guy.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Employer Employee Relations reviews
A spiritual parody... or something like that. A monologue written for my IB Theatre Arts class, about one of our favourite adversarial employees of the The Boss.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2003
Dance with the Fiend reviews
"Have you danced with the devil by the pale moonlight" For all you Jack Nicholson lovers out there, and if not, everyone who's ever looked past the stereotypes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
Day Six reviews
Somewhat a sci-fi-parody... The sixth day of a grand experiment yields some rather satisfying results. I accept flames with a high-pressure super-soaker.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Dzzzy reviews
Why the hell I've opted to spell it like this, I'll never know. Written dizzily for Izzy J.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
Dance reviews
A sorta-poem. Written a little while ago, this one's for those who've got the metaphorical bollocks to seize the day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003
Bloodied Roses reviews
To all those who have loved, lost, and loved again. And, of course, to Izzy J.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2003
A Monkey Once Sang reviews
This one makes several allusions to certain songs... if you can accurately name them all as well as the band, I'll give you... um... a reward or something. Dedicated to Izzy J.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2003
Prometheus' Escape reviews
Ooh... a PG rated poem! Well, I might as well, just in case. I don't want the Rabbit of Death to pop up and rip my vestigial heart out. Don't worry kiddies, I don't say the big bad F word, although right now it would be nice to verbally inflict vengeance
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/26/2003
Off the Road reviews
One of my English units was short stories, and we were assigned to write our own. Very good news for me. This story follows a country western duet, and a fateful talent show. And before you click that button, remember that the rating's there for a reason
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/6/2002
Mess reviews
Right. Here I am, in the early morning, uploading another story. (At long bloody last, too.) Anyway, a while ago I had this really insane idea for a story, and so, here it is. I don't think I need to explain what it's about, it's short enough. Read. Enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/17/2002
Too Late reviews
Yes. The first poem I've written ever to be uploaded to my account. I've been meaning to write about this for a long time now. (update: As of the 11th of November, 2004 I detest this poem)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12/14/2001
The Freak reviews
I like very few of my own pieces, and to some extent this holds a somewhat special place. I'd really like to rewrite it at a later date, but here it is, the story of the freak. Social outcast, loser, manic-depressive, and spawned from my own foul mood.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2001
Breakthrough reviews
I was looking over the original version of this story and I realised that I just didn't like it. Seemed to juvenile. So here's the revised version, slightly longer and slightly more complex.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/12/2001
The Silent Man reviews
A man named Derek and his cellmate, a mysterious 'Silent Man', come to terms with their dark pasts.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/1/2001
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