punkturnedwriter
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-19-05, id: 502138, Profile Updated: 07-03-11
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

MY TUMBLR, the only writing I'm doing these days: unicornsforadollar.tumblr.com

Ask me stuff at: http://www.formspring.me/woooshy

August 1, 2009: Link to TaD: http://toughanddirty.so-pink.org/

July 11, 2009: "Follow" me on Twitter and let me know who you are on FP! punkturnedwrite

July 9, 2009: TCG got into the SKOW Hall of Fame! I'm super thrilled and want to thank all my readers for how supportive and encouraging and loyal they have been. I love you guys.


19. Female. Indian. I love to eat and spaz out in front of TV shows featuring lots of fluffy fun and deep-seated drama (and books, and music, and the colour red, and my Dream-School-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named, and wandering around the city without specific purpose, and rain, and money, and loose pants, and shallow swimming pools, and daydreaming).

My love of reading defines me. My room is a potential avalanche of precariously-stuffed books ranging from The Iliad to The Lord Of The Flies to The Lord of The Rings to Meg Cabot's latest.

Warning about my stories: Proceed with caution. There's a crazy abundance of cliches and unrealistic-ness and over-the-top-ness and escapism (and every chapter is probably going to have one typo too many) in them. Still, I have a lot of fun writing, and maybe you'll be able to have some fun reading!

pancyfants's community: http://community.livejournal.com/champagnegang/profile

PICTURES FOR TCG: http://s81.photobucket.com/albums/j221/punkturnedwriter/TheChampagneGang/

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Romeo by LeKat reviews
Jules prefers the cyber world to the real one, until she meets someone who could flip her perspective upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,511 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Game Set and Match by SongShadow20 reviews
Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
I don’t like you. You think I think you don’t like me, but I know for a fact that you’re really in love with me. But now will you be able to make me fall for you? Please, girls like you can’t live up to a guy like me. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
A Whole Latte Love by mandybeth reviews
Veronica Chase and Drake Sloane hate each other with unbridled passion. Well, at least, they did until their lattes were spiked with a love potion...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/18/2009
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
Project: TurnAbout by OldKatherineJames reviews
I'm on the run from a delinquency reformation program with a prostitute, a stoner, an arsonist and probably the hottest Irish gangster I've ever seen, but one begins to wonder if people really are who they say -- especially when sex is involved. Humor me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Elle is for Love by glitter.fingers reviews
Know that story where an idiot of an asshole makes a bet to get into Hellen Gestadia's pants? Well, I'm that asshole, and this is my cliché...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Devil Take It All by Ravina reviews
COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,589 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Pop My Cherry by Vena Cava reviews
Faced with the sudden desire to lose her virginity before graduation, Deedee Winterbottom sets out on a mission to find the perfect prick. (removed for editing)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Chomp by Pink Parfait reviews
2008, India. "Call it a crush, call it Spring Madness, call it hormones, it will get you in the end."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Letters to Mary McGraw by JaneBarrie reviews
What's your name?" he asked, hand on the door knob. She smiled, "Mary." "Like the Virgin?" he laughed, stepping out of the restaurant. SKoW Challenge Response
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,076 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
In the Shadow of Obsidian Empire by Katie-Maude reviews
Entering her final year of high school, Kaitlyn Anderson has everything going for her, but it isn't easy being perfect. As her life starts to fall apart, she turns to the least likely person, Ash Stevens. COMPLETE. Has been plagiarized see profile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Seven Minutes by Pacifistical reviews
He had seven minutes to live, and all he wanted was to find her. But he never thought that she would be the one to kill him... *EDITED!*
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The Tutoring Contract by pinkshades reviews
Tutoring's never been this complicated, thanks to Wes McDermott. He'll ignore you, then charm you. He'll insult you, then ask you out. With little studying going on, all Amy wants is for Wes to pick up a textbook ... before she murders him with it.DELETED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007
What Am I To You? by norzee reviews
The words startled her as she sat there. She’d never been asked something so bizarrely direct.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
My Little Doll by Pinkamoo reviews
It wasn’t my fault he wanted to teach me how to drive...and failed, miserably. I mistook the accelerator for the breaks, my bad?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Shamefully Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna isn't the new girl, she's the most popular girl in school. And she's obsessed. Obsessed with everything physical about Leif. The problem? He's fallen into the Goth crowd and they're intent on getting their revenge. RETAKE ON ORIGINAL ATY!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,056 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
The Red Carpet by You Are So Last Summer reviews
A story of prep school's elite, set against the backdrop of Hollywood lifestyles and heartbreak. First loves are unforgettable, especially when it's the infuriating, charming It boy who just returned from boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,886 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Trouble with High Heels by Clavel reviews
Lauren thought planning her best friend's wedding was a piece of cake, until everything else in her life began to complicate. From her relationship with Jason coincidentally the groom's best friend to everything else. Follow up to Sweet Inducment.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Bruises by LittleMissMorbid reviews
Fast paced. I wanted to experiment with a plot moving this fast. Tell me if it's any good. RR
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006
Check Mate by Anberlyn reviews
Jessica's boyfriend is taken by one of the gangs. She in turn is given a red letter that could be her only way of saving him—it's an exchange, her life for his. But will she be brave enough to take it? And will the enigmatic leader Ray ever let her go?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006
Best Friends Forever by pinky reviews
Six best friends have everything going for them: great grades, incredible sports skills, and gorgeous looks. Their biggest talent? Keeping secrets. They lie. They cheat. They steal. They ruin each other’s lives.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 167,215 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
The Girlfriend by pinky reviews
One-shot. You’re a whore trapped inside of a good-girl’s body.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006
A Dining Experience by Firespirit44 reviews
A typical dinner at the mall..but packed full of feelings that 13 years haven't managed to dull. One-shot..Partly true.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
College Material by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Thank You Her Point of View by jennycraig10 reviews
It's hard to get over your first love. But when you do, you'll realize in the end just how much you owe this person a thank you. (One shot)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
This Isn't About Rape and Murder by Shampoo Suicide reviews
"This," Andrea says, "is a gun." She smiles. "For those of us more special than others."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
The Death and Rebirth of a Writer by Admiral Rupert reviews
My personal experience, should anyone care, of a seemingly endless writer's block.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2004
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Champagne Gang reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/15/2010