Author has written 24 stories for Supernatural, Nature, Life, Love, Fantasy, Historical, and Young Adult.
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Things Bane loves (or can't get enough of);
-reviewers- (YOU GUYS ROCK!)
-My 2 babies. (chill, they're my guinea pigs.)
- My perfect, and utterly useless boxer dog.
-A, one of my bestest and coolest friends!
-Email! (how in the world can you type all you want, and it appears magically somewhere else at the touch of a button!)
Things Bane is Absolutely Obsessed with, To what Degree, (and why);
-The Moon. Everyone writes about it; says it's beautiful, say they think it's an obsession for them. But it's never real. They never walk into the night with no lights, watch the forest from afar as it gleams with the rays that the evening sun produces. Go out with no sweater in November on a night that the wind dominates the trees. Stay in freezing temperature justto watch the silvered orb glide across the sky. Count the days that you haven't seen the moon, and number the days until you will see it full again. Look at it the second night it had begun waning and feel disappointment swallow you. Feel despair at the face that will soon disappear for a fortnight. Once you can do all that, you can truly love the moon. You can truly write of it's eternal beauty.
Things Bane can't stand (Pet Peeves);
- The way my Math Teacher looks like a cross between sharkboy, an old woman who has gone to hell and back (and shops at 'DISTASTE for the AGED'), and a pig that has suffered from mad cow disease for too long.
-The fact that my math teacher can give me a migrane; just by talking. Don't believe me? I had to take an advil from the clinic twice.
-YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE MY MATH TEACHER ALL TOGETHER!
-Make fun of me, think I'm some goth, say I'm a wannabevampire. I don't care. I hate sunlight. I won't walk into it unless I absolutely have to. So Nuaghhgh!
-The color pink. Ohhhh, yeah! IT'S evil in a whole new sense!
-Grandparents who ask where you like toshop for some ofyour clothes, and when you tell them Hot Topic, they act like they need to convert you. And then, of course, they buy you a gift card for Limited Too.
Hilarious Things that A has said over the past month;
1.) A; " Bane, I'm mad at Allen. He kept whispering nasty things in my ear on the bus..."
Bane; "Aw, poor A."
A; "...And he was making me horny."
2.) A; "I want to die having sex with my husband. Or some random guy(s) on the street..."
Bane; "...Yes, A, I thought so..." 0.o
3.) Coming Soon