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Author has written 30 stories for Fantasy, Nature, Love, Life, Humor, Essay, Young Adult, and Friendship.

Well hello.

My name is Mary. I'm twenty. I like winter, and I hate peas. When I was really little, I decided to shove a pea up my nose, because little kids are idiots. The pea got stuck, and the memory and hatred of peas lingers on. (the pea, however, was removed in the same day, in case you're wondering)

Now that we've gone through the horrors of my childhood, let's move on. The only reasons I can think of for you to be at my profile page are that you've read and enjoyed something of mind, OR you already know me, and have somehow blackmailed this site info out of me. I've written and re-written this profile page, and I kept being embarrassed when people I know read it, so I decided just to TRY and embarrass myself. Thus the story of the pea.

I hope you enjoy my writing, and, more than that, I hope you feel the need to tell ME how much you enjoyed it. I have an incurable addiction to reviews.

Happy reading.

-Mary

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Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
I Do Believe in Fairies by fictionalboyfriend reviews
When a fan of her story arrives at her door, Wendy's shoved into a fairy tale. From sidhe to sparkles, Roma to romance, pirates to peril, the neverland is stranger, more beautiful, & far deadlier than reality. And not all fairy tales have a happy ending.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008
You, My Friend, Are Dreadfully Mistaken by Carnivale reviews
Jack Spade's life consists of stalking Ronnie, starting riots in his debate class, dreaming about Ronnie, attacking George Fischer, and trying to convince Ronnie that they DO, IN FACT, have a relationship. [slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Don't Be a Bitch, Jay by Chasing TeddyBears reviews
Deep down, that's exactly what she was. But on the surface she was the sweetheart of her junior classmates, her parents' favorite angel. She even got along with her emo brother and his hot but psychotic friends... Minus the one that's trying to kill her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008
Plans and Pride by Chasing TeddyBears reviews
Whoever said it was only Mice and Men whose best-laid plans go astray?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008
I am by imjustme213 reviews
I had a bit of fun with this one, and in my view it came out nicely. Usually I look down upon the whole "label" idea, but I think in this particular poem it showed how one person can be more than one thing.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Electric Sunshine by aimdiscord reviews
Magic isn’t easy to control, and there are no schools for wizards in real life, only fear and rejection. So, when Nathan finally works up the bravery to tell the truth about his condition, he makes sure it’s in Selma’s interest to keep his secret too.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
deathbed by to feel alive reviews
A story about cigarettes, vespas, and singing for spare change. This is just life, kid. You'd better start living it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008
The Problem With Cell Phones by Ashen Rivenstar reviews
This is a bit of a rant, but I feel better for writing it down.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Blindness by Selene Ikuza reviews
Y’know…you really aren’t a good friend. You talk about how nobody loves you, how heartbroken you are. But have you ever seen her? She cries alone, like her heart will brake but she still tries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Go Away by Auribus Teneo Lupum reviews
What happens when you discover a reality.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Laika by Cyrus Shay reviews
Alone and inside of a space capsule orbiting Earth, a man begins to lose his bearing on reality and turns to face an inevitable death.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
In Too Deep by melissaur reviews
I'm in way over my head. And I just want the air.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
the Truth About The Truth by her name is jem reviews
Some say the truth shall set you free. Others say the truth is overrated. But which is it, really? Well, the truth about the truth is…
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Happy New Year by Cloudshaker reviews
The love story of Hades and Persephone, injected with a more or less modern setting and a shy, coming-of-age twist. Or perhaps it's simply a story of growing up and falling in love to the rhythm of the echo of an ancient tale. Happy Birthday to you both.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008
Pretty People by Jamestastic reviews
A short poem. It's just how I feel. Take it or leave it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Closeted Love by Words-are-my-shrink reviews
I just simply couldn't resist comparing a relationship to being in the closet. Felt very appropriate given the circumstances.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
sorry by siphoned afterglow reviews
am I still a blister of sorrow on your heart?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
name on the wall by siphoned afterglow reviews
me.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Drowning by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
Mutilation. Kill me.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Charming Sociopath by melissa g reviews
This is a girl's view of the one person she has fallen for: how he walks into her life and eventually and unknowingly destroys her.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Funny Kind of Ranty Thingy by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
Not for the faint of heart...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Blog by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
A few lines that describe how I feel right now about some things.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Tattoo by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
You're on my heart, just like a tattoo. I'll always love you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Just For Once by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
You don't understand anything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
sleeping with pens by White Tea and Ginger reviews
and they can't wait.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
simon says by to feel alive reviews
Alyssa was too young to fall in love. [drabble]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
A Note by mate.feed.kill.repeat reviews
Just a piece of paper. Written April of 2007.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
All That I've Got by Cocaine Cowgirl reviews
Marissa is pretty and shy. Adrian is tearing himself apart with his self destructive behavior. She is determined to help him, he is determined to keep her out. Too bad love can't stop getting in the way. /rewrite pending\
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005
The Omnipotence Draught by Respect Is Sexy reviews
A hero wannabe, a poetically inclined faerie, a witch in denial, and a con artist set out to rescue the daughter of a famous witch-hunter. (limited space for summary)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,025 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
The Parrot by Apoc Genesis reviews
Never have a parrot for a pet if you dont want things repeated
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006
Never Say by subito video reviews
An assortment of things not to say...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2006
Charmaine by Shang Warrior Phoenix reviews
This is my first real story. The title is probably going to change. It's about a crazy girl who does crazy stunts and her sane and smart best friend. I'll try to update quickly so please R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
Teeth by la presa de la noche reviews
A girl finds her teeth in a box one day and wonders why the tooth fairy doesn't have them. i'm told it's adorable.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005
Whatever happened to listening? by Jesse Jacob reviews
Something has gone terribly wrong with society. This isn't a great poem, but it is a topic that needs addressed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Never Diamonds, Nor Champagne by RoseMcCann reviews
I'm the type of girl who invariably gets ignored by everyone but the boring guys. You want to know how I feel about that? Please R+R; my first poem on FP.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2005
Ravenna the Stunning Elven Warrior Princess Mage by RoseMcCann reviews
Parody, 'cause I was feeling sarcastic. Ravenna, the stunning elven warrior princess of legend, is supposed to rid the land of Ice Demons. Her faithul servant doesn't want her to cut her hair. And don't forget Timmy. Or is it Vazhuxel? One shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/6/2005
Solitude by la presa de la noche reviews
how do you summarize poetry? i used to caps on purpose, just fyi. i like the way this one turnd out....R&R pretty please, you know my policy on reviews.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002
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Loving You Uselessly reviews
Wanting to make someone happy but not having any way to do that...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Superman reviews
I'm really not much for sappy love poetry, but here you've got me writing it...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Silly Girl reviews
If it weren't for you, my life might be simple.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Fun and Games reviews
It's remarkable how completely useless you can make me feel.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
A Slow Kind of Suicide reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth it. Why do I always realize that after the fact?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
A Different Dancer reviews
Sometimes it's ok to be a little different.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
A Recipe For You reviews
Trying to cheer somebody up from a distance isn't always easy. This came out a lot sillier than I meant it to.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
The Terrible Teddy Bear Tiff reviews
Really, the title says it all. A poem I wrote for a little girl I babysit sometimes.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Complicated reviews
Why isn't anything ever simple?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Losing Me reviews
Absent-mindedness isn't just about losing homework and forgetting where you parked your car...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Childish reviews
Sometimes it's nice to lose your temper.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Walking Without You reviews
About my father, but mostly just about the way time and people slip away from you; quickly but somehow terribly slowly. More about losing love than about just love. Feedback would be appreciated.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Missing You reviews
About a friend who never became anything more, who I miss with all my heart. About trying to write, but not being able to distract myself long enough to do so.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Highschool reviews
I hate lined paper. When I'm writing poetry, or anything else, for that matter, I like to be able to scrawl comments in the top corner, or across the middle, or the side, without having to write through lines. This poem is to everyone who feels the same.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Leap of Faith reviews
The cow jumped over the moon, and the Man in the Moon said 'hi'. Inspired by a friend's comment.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
My response to the idiotic comment 'it's just a dream'.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
A Quest Gone Rong reviews
Sir Rong, a cowardly knight in rusted armour and bent spectacles, embarks on a quest with a beautiful princess to rescue her father - and the rest of the knights at court - who have been kidnapped...unfortunately, Sir Rong can't do anything right...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
A Stormy Silence reviews
A twist on a folktale. The Siren sits on a rock in the ocean and lures men to their deaths...a short story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Ode to the Toad reviews
Written in English class when I was very bored. About a picture of a toad I found in the textbook.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/7/2006
The Lonely Mitten reviews
There was a lonely mitten, who felt inclined to roam...(nonsensical poetry alert)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006
In My World reviews
written for anyone who has ever lived inside their own head, in their own world, and forgotten everything else. Please R and R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006
The Absence of Fear reviews
Short story...not really all that sure what it's about, except that the main character is a fourteen year old boy, and his father's just died. There's a girl he likes...just read it already!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006
By Candlelight reviews
Not really an essay. Something I wrote after going for a walk at night in the trees and snow behind my house. Very short, so you should R and R...It won't take you long!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006
If Wishes reviews
Hmm. If wishes were fishes...this doesn't make any sense, but it sounds better if you read it fast. advice is welcome...R and R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2006
Meaningless reviews
Sometimes words are meaningless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005
Being Invisible reviews
What it's like to be invisible...speaking from prior experience.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2005
After Happy Ever After reviews
The poor woodcutter rescues the princess from the dragon...and goes on to rule half of the kingdom and marry the princess. Starts with 'And they lived happily ever after' and goes downhill from there. Oneshot
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2005
First and Seventh Dwarf reviews
There were never seven dwarves. There was only one, and he was not, indeed, a dwarf. But there was a girl, and she stayed with him for two long years...and left him in a moment, swept off her feet. Oneshot
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2005
The End of Forever reviews
This is for my father. I wrote it with him in mind, but also because I thought that there were lots of poems talking about what it's like to fall in love, but very few mentioning falling OUT of love, which is also a powerful experience.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2005
The Spider reviews
Any summary I could write would be shorter than the actual poem...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005