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The Boy Bride by
Jack Dawkins reviews
An American boy, Ryan McFallon, is sent off to Japan to avoid the War. Under the terms of his new citizenship, he must marry a Japanese husband, Takeo Takahashi. Told from Ryan's point of view as he adjusts to being a japanese 'wife'. Fictionmature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/9/2003
My Job Book 2 by
DarkHorse reviews
Continuing the stories of working at a bookstore. Holy criminy, an update! The Great Honey Incident of '07, the bubby grabber, and the one armed bible man.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004
Love for Ransom by
Lilias reviews
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Literatura Schizophrana by
spiked punch after midnight reviews
The Writer has the job of writing down every strange event that ever happens. Many different stories are told at once. But are they truly different stories, or different parts of the same one? [Contains elements of homosexuality and cross dressing.]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Moth to the Flame by
Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] An assassination turns into an assignation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Poem for the Holy Pedophile by
Faithless Juliet reviews
Isn't it just like Jesus to have his virgin disciples introducing sexuality to children like porn stars?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/8/2006
The Taste of Morning Dew by
notated descant reviews
let those chilly beads rest on your face, like diamonds greeting the sun...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006
One Hundred Million People by
Broken Petals reviews
"There's a man who wipes his tears away, and I'm the only one who will see the world the way she does. . ."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/1/2006
Absent Omnipresence by
Jaded Autumn reviews
Something that came out of nowhere. About being left alone when being with someone is what you need the most.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006
To the Citizens of Tomorrow by
I Myself reviews
A college counselor speaks to the senior class of a half-rate boarding school about getting into college. Not remotely PC.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006
Fade by
Bonfire Of The Sanities reviews
An old one I found in one of my notebooks...For anyone who's ever felt they've been living a lie
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006
Delicious by
I Myself reviews
Ever since I can remember, I've been asked what I want to be when I grow up.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2005
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canon reviews
...I like slash fanfiction. I really do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
A Simple Essay on SameSex Marriage reviews
Another sarcastic, satirical essay from fading innocence, this time on the issue of same sex marriage.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
waste reviews
don't waste the earth's resources, please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
keg
a poem i wrote about a little tiff i had a while back on a forum. ...quite frankly, i still hate the guy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
tell me, preacher man reviews
tell me why our Father has left us.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
OMG! How to Review like a TTLY KEWL PRO reviews
or, in which I feel the need to write another sarcasmfilled guide. Learn how to write good, meaningful reviews. Not.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
little eraser thief reviews
my poetry autobiography. not exactly in order.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007
summer tastes and lotion on golden skin reviews
[MM][slash] Summer tastes are never enjoyed alone, we do not need you to judge.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
little secretary girl reviews
and while he kisses you, you try to ignore the gold wedding ring on his finger.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
winter kisses reviews
it doesn't really matter that it's getting dark, when it's winter.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
wheee reviews
please call 1800NONEEDFORANGST if you find my sense of reality.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Eight Months
Happy Birthday, Akira.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
OMG! Robbing a Bank Without Getting Caught reviews
Sequel to OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress. kawaiineko wants to write her own story! Also with extra segment on how to rob a bank and not get caught.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Six Years reviews
It's been six years since 911. The September 11th attack that still hurts. And we need to let it go. in memoriam
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Expressions of Love: Gay Marriage reviews
What is marriage today, but two rings and some insurance benefits? Just because a majority of the world's religions forbid homosexuality, it doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to be married. My essay on gay marriage.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
What's With All the Hype reviews
about America? It's not that great, you know. Come inside and find out why.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
if water can't do it, reviews
then maybe the ice can clean away my sins.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
do not click reviews
if you have selfesteem issues.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2007
Senility
Dunno what I was thinking when I wrote this. The reason behind insanity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007
Little Girl, Speak For Us
I think she's discovered the truth now.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
White Flowers Blooming In The Mud reviews
Men, no, boys really, marching away to war, stomping on beautiful white flowers...
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
aluminum cans and scraps of paper reviews
Just a rantturnedpoem on how people aren't really inspired by poems at all, but just reform their words.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
too tired to think straight reviews
i'm too tired to think straight about Iraq and TFK, so I'll just think the way the army does and not care about the enemy and who might love them.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
I Asked A Classmate for An Eraser Today reviews
and I watched the putty eraser snap like a bad relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
The Spork Method reviews
A guide to getting rid of Mary Sues in a satisfying way, and other uses for the common Mary Sue.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006
All I Can Do is Dream reviews
A sequel to Dreamin' Away. It really makes me frustrated sometimes that all I can do is dream of a happier world for all of us.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Littlest Bit of Color reviews
My attempt at a happysounding poem. Is it possible to paint a sky hidden by clouds, to color blood whitened to stay in character with this black and white world?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Cardboard City reviews
And we'll stay one more day in this cardboard city lie...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Angel Tears reviews
The sisters say raindrops are angel's tears. Well that's just stupid.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
A Good Look reviews
Take a good look, because you'll be killing that child's ideals with your own hypocrisy soon.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Heroics of Pandora reviews
Stupid Pandora would want to be the one who brought Hope back to the world even though we wouldn't need it in the first place if it hadn't been for her.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
descriptions of autumn reviews
autumn is hopeful even while it hurts, and winter stops numbing the pain after a while.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Other Side of Paradise reviews
A story explaining muses, Writer's Block, and Paradise for writers.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Sandcastle Thrones reviews
Looking at the dead land from our sandcastle thrones...we can't even hurt anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Too Simple reviews
People call poetry the music of words, the electricity that flows through their veins...well, it's really much simpler.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Decay reviews
Is beauty really all sugar and satin?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2006
Little Pieces of Heaven reviews
Darling, can you forgive me for not being perfect?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006
How to Write Badly reviews
What's the point in trying to write good? Why not just write badly? A guide on how to write fiction very, very badly.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006
spin round and round, winter
-maybe the warm swirls of summer will come off and the orchestra can play again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 10/10/2006
The Book of Sorrowful Haiku reviews
Listen, please, to these stories and pass judgement to save their spirits.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006
Angels Up There reviews
Hey all you angels up there. Are you watching us die?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006
verizon wireless reviews
can you hear me now? the silence has deafened you to our screams
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006
the iron is burning reviews
oh, oh, why is the world falling apart? (John Does are everywhere, beware) (not meant to be religious)
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006
but the legends never mentioned reviews
that the alchemists could turn (barely-concealed) pain into tears.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006
everything was prettier reviews
before autumn took over.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006
This is What You've Missed reviews
Only the sad poems are written from the heart.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2006
China Dolls reviews
My classmates would gasp at this poem. Possibly my teachers as well. 'In the morning, will you make the pain go away?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2006
Heaven is for the weirdos reviews
-and that's why I'm going.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
And we'll dance until midnight reviews
or at least until I've erased my light from your eyes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
For No One reviews
For anyone out there who might be listening...thanks for being there.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006
Candyland Abandoned reviews
Remember Candyland where we used to play, remember the sweet old place we went to every day? Well, it's. Not. There. Anymore.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Lucid Dreams reviews
Tonight I'll have lucid dreams, but the nightmares will return...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2006
Crying in the Rain reviews
Stop. Wait. Listen. Can you hear them?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Tasteless Goodbyes reviews
For those who were tricked by his sweet words but soon discovered their mistake. After all, sooner or later you'll get sick of his tasteless goodbyes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006
I Never Bothered reviews
Every time I break you against that wall, the stitching gets harder to do. (excerpt)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006
Spiraling Downwards reviews
We were all once angels. This explains what we have now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006
Whispers on the Wind reviews
Peace, love, happiness naive lies swept away like whispers on the wind -haiku
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006
Hearts of Cowards reviews
We've all been cowards in our life. So why not admit it?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006
Song 1 reviews
...what is FP thinking? You can't give a song a summary! ...it's from the (in)sane people's point of view...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006
Came and Went reviews
A poem about what happens from twilight to morning. OLD!poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/28/2006 - Complete
Reflections reviews
Have you ever wondered whether you were an individual person or a reflection of another?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006
Blood Stained Skies reviews
The skies are crimson red with blood yet everyone keeps killing, it's like they're driven to it, like they all think it's so thrilling. (intro)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006
Imprisoned Wings reviews
A random poem about the useless wings on my back. R&R because I'm in a bad mood.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006
Glowing Dreams reviews
A little poem about why I never give up on my dreams...it rhymes!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/19/2006
Shadows on the Wall reviews
An underage smoker is paralyzed by fear of the shadows on the wall...the shadows are pulling him into Death...dedicated to Bonfire of the Sanities, the best songwriter ever!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
From a Fairy reviews
Here's the part they left out of the fairy tales when the girl wished for beauty...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/31/2006
Dreamin' Away reviews
Dreamin' away of a warm sunny day, when butterflies will fly and children will play...rhymes!
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/26/2006
Manga reviews
This is the first of several essays on Manga-the first is the History of Manga, expect others!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006
Garden of Dreams reviews
The light of my faith...the flowers of my tears...the arcs of high-flying light...the things that save me in my garden of dreams...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005
MulitColored Spring reviews
Spring is always multi-colored. But this-this is a new twist on the idea!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/24/2005