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Author has written 19 stories for Family, Young Adult, Romance, Love, Kids, Sci-Fi, Life, and Fantasy. Coming Soon...possibly. Something yet to be titled. He bartered his soul away long ago, left to wander the earth indefinitely, until the world finally dropped to hell. He is the devil's lackey, his right hand man, as literally as can be. She never believed in God, but has latched onto her desire for redemption and hope for escape from the place she never thought existed. She's clinging to him, believing in his infallible knowledge and risking everything on a glimmer of humanity. Leslie New favorite, it's my anti-stress story. It was previously up on a short lived 'new' account. It is now up to date and going better than any of my other stories. Oddly. It's coming to an end! Within the next few chapters. But. There may be a sequel, for my dear die-hard fans. Keep in touch for Penelope's story. I Love You Probably my favorite short story so far, behind my original Vice of Lust story. Despite the fact that it is so short, I think I got across what I was hoping to. It still needs some shaping up, of course, but everything does. AOL: breaksomeface |
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Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Strings, Poetry, and Icecream by EruptingFender9 reviews
Are you sure you want a job here, though?" I asked, stealing another glance at his appearance. "And why not? I like ice-cream just as much as the next guy. And besides." He grinned and motioned to my apron. "I look damn stunning in pink."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
You, My Friend, Are Dreadfully Mistaken by Carnivale reviews
Jack Spade's life consists of stalking Ronnie, starting riots in his debate class, dreaming about Ronnie, attacking George Fischer, and trying to convince Ronnie that they DO, IN FACT, have a relationship. [slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Scream With Me by so-brie-K reviews
For all intents and purposes, Adam was completely straight. Until he met Brian and his world came crashing down. SLASH Last Chapter up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Perseverance by lgandt reviews
Reilly hated him with a passion... so why was he suddenly Dainton's only friend in the world? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,011 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Love Not Even The Heart Understands by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
Read at your own risk ; After recently getting a job offer, she moves back to New York to live with her brother until she gets her own place. Only to find that his roommate is the one person she can't stand.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,353 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Antilus reviews
[slash] His arm brushes my side and I’m not sure if it was accidental or not. He utters a cheerful, “See you, Billy” before I step out of the bus. It was only after I had gotten home that I realized I had never told the man my name.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007
Full Fill Me by Prince Syu reviews
Vira and Kousuke are two orphan boys with desires, they love each other and do not know why so many people look down on their brotherly relationship. They struggle through the hard times of living in a world of cruelity. Yaoi, Shota, Rape, Prostitution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2007
How to Write a Review by Burnt Bread reviews
Story in process of being rewritten. Part 1 is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005
Detritus by ElGloboDelPinUp reviews
[MxM Fiction. This is a warning.] The remains of something that has been destroyed or broken up. A suck-up teacher's pet befriended by a reckless daredevil, leading to ten years of friendship... and something quite close.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/31/2004
And You by SweetWithUncertainty reviews
I love you still, my cousin, my bestfriend, my sister...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006
Forever Teases Me by SweetWithUncertainty reviews
I indeed myself wonder...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2006
Former Fatty by Comatose reviews
Andrea is used to being the "fat girl" among her sophisticated, gorgeous friends. But when she gets sent off to fat camp she changes drastically and begins to attract attention - both positive and negative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Love and Secrets by Sam Cdn reviews
COMPLETE! This starts out as a romance between two boys at a boarding school (yes, BOYS! that means slash) in Ontario, Canada. Their love progresses gradually and eventually turns into a tender and beautiful affair. But nothing lasts forever ...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,420 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004
A Different Kind of Love by SakuraBlossom reviews
Grant is like any other kid in his small school, but soon, many changes come his way. It's during this time that his friend, Alex, shows him that there are many different kinds of love. Rated PG-13 for language and yaoi material.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 9/15/2001 - Published: 8/26/2001
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Therapy reviews
I keep feeling these waves... I don’t know how to get through this. It’s not like it’s something I’ve done before you know?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010
Rufus reviews
Rufus, a hapless individual, joins up with the hero of the times to take on an evil villian. With the help of a few wayward fellows they pick up on the way, could it be possible for them to take down the terror? A very light-hearted superhero's tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010
Leslie reviews
Daniel was an unassuming young man, simply trying to make ends meet. What did he ever do to deserve a roommate like this? Rated M for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009
History reviews
A handshake. A moment filled with a lifetime. A lifetime in shambles. A lifetime of love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010
I love you reviews
He was so terribly good at being invisible she never saw.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Vice of Lust reviews
A photographer's obsession with his subject.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Snowing reviews
My sister's not alright. She'll laugh and play and sing, but we don't treat her quite the same.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/2/2009
Perfect for This reviews
Adam is introverted and likes life that way, Connor is bubbly and optimistic, Adam's worst nightmare. What could be more perfect? This will possibly eventually be m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008
Chimerical reviews
Does emotion have a logic limited definition?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008
Eugene reviews
Eugene Calvin is the gorgeous enigmatic newcomer to Monroe High; he could have any girl he wanted, so why is he lavishing attention on the awkward girl stuck behind her fantasy book? A story that has no future in taking itself seriously. M for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
His Touch reviews
Matty always blended in, melded himself into the background. He's always protected himself. Now Jade has come along, bringing so many dangers. Even reserved, cautious Matthew can't resist Jade's abundant charms. M/M Rated for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Cheevise
Mathew, a solitary scientist, wakes to find himself on an unfamiliar planet with nothing. Through his journey to civilization and life altering experiences with the natives, 'home' becomes a distant thought as he assimilates to their 'primitive' culture.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Don't Stare reviews
About a homeless woman I saw on the bus, all the dialouge in the poem was spoken by her.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008
Little robot reviews
Just a prompt we were given in my creative writing class. I like it, but it has some odd rhyming that was just sort of thrown in there.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008
A little less heartbreak reviews
A mantra of delusion, marches round and round my head. A giggle of selfpity, rebounds past my screams.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Misperceptions reviews
She has everything, but it's all of nothing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006
Moments reviews
A love never realized. Two lives that should never have crossed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006
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