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Joined 12-10-05, id: 504845, Profile Updated: 11-22-09
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, General, and Horror.

Hey ,

I'll say what I said on my fan fiction account. I don't have any stories up because I want to finish them before I post them. I have a hard time updating so this way it doesn't kill you readers... especially when I lose interest in something. So when I actually finish a story it will be posted like a chapter a day.

Stories currently Finished:

All's Well The Ends Well: A story of time travel as well as finding love in places that you would never expect. My goal with this story is to make people laugh and hey, maybe all the smiles from my characters will be contagious. I would put up pictures of people I think represent my characters but I don't want to mess up what others may have imagined them to be; I should know that has happened to me a couple of times. Sorry about the typos. :(

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. I'm the 2 that hasn't.

I really like quotes and not just any quotes, the really funny ones. Here's a taste of my style:

It’s a deep cough, like he’s trying to cough up a midget.

“You’re just lucky you got a ginger and not Fat Tina.”

“Who’s James? What’s he?” Bella asks quickly.

“Some crazy motherfucker who won’t quit following us around,” Derek grumbles.

“Why?”

“Derek killed his entire insect collection,” Shane says angrily, rubbing his arm, which is now bleeding considerably less. “And set his house on fire. And stole his heart.”

I raise my eyebrows while Bella looks insulted.

“No – not metaphorically – I mean for real. James kept his heart in a glass case back then and Derek stole it. And,” Shane gulps, “cooked it.”

“I ate it,” Derek says aptly.

A little background on this one, she's met a vampire and she does not know it here's what happens:

What in the world is he? Good thing I had already come up with a solution.

A Starfish.

“I couldn’t wake you up, so Peter and I carried you to class and propped you up in your chair.”

"If our hands were dating each other, they'd be a perfect match."

I guess that is all for now! Thanks for reading!

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Undisclosed Desire by B.CNIL OPUS reviews
Book I GENESIS The origins of a goddess
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 12/5/2010
Dear Imagination by holiday road reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Dancing with the Devil by MadameLeQueen reviews
Get accepted to a college and everyone is happy: her boyfriend and parents. But Persephone Smoke doesn't have the exact necessities to go to college. She sells her soul to Hades, the God of the Underworld for wisdom. But he crave for more.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Both Sides Now by PoppySeeds reviews
Recently laid-off teacher Riley takes a job as a tutor for the child of a wealthy family. She finds herself drawn to grandson Charlie, despite her reservations and his sister's blatant contempt, for he proves himself to be more than just money. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Twisted Life by SandersonSisters reviews
Okay, so my twin sister started dating the guy I like and her ex-boyfriend wants me to pretend to date him to make her mad. Yeah...um...thats going to be fun...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Get to Know Me by Incandescently Chelsea reviews
Hello, my name is Ivy Green, Lexie White, and Ginger Brown. No, I don't have Multiple Personality Disorder. I work as a dancer at a club, I own a website fraught with gossip, and I'm a senior in high school, forming a new cheerleading squad to outshine 'Miss Thang.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,844 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
I don't want to be normal NEW CHAPTERS UP by Alivta Wright aka mmjohn reviews
The rule book clearly prohibited coworker relationships, so why was she falling for him? Will the scheming of a jealous coworker push her over the limit and worst make her lose her job? Rated T for language and humor.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
My Imaginary Friend by Jane P reviews
How's a girl supposed to fall in love with her imaginary friend always tagging along?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Happy Valentine's, or not by FictionRose reviews
A letter to Cupid featuring the reality of my existence. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Don't Mess With Fate by christinaxxyo reviews
Her psychic mother told her the name of her true love and when she would meet him. She expected them to fall hopelessly in love the minute they met. Too bad reality isn't as sweet. -SERIES OF ONESHOTS-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Dowry of Stories by Sati reviews
As the middle child, Irdotis is unwanted & neglected by her family. She wishes the faerie tales she knew were true so she could find her happily-ever-after with the fae. So when she finds a secret place in the forest, it becomes her escape from the world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,931 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
I'm Your Godfriend! by snowbunnie13 reviews
“OK, and remember I’m your GodFRIEND, OK? Don’t make me kiss you again and think you’ll get away from it easy!" "Yeah, don't give me any ideas!" He sung.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
The Monster in the Mansion A Modern Faerie Tale by jessxreality reviews
A mythical retelling of Beauty and the Beast that follows the beautiful Giselle through monsters, faeries, drugs and love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Thorns and Roses by Alexis LePlume reviews
You know the story of Beauty and the Beast? That story is not this story. With girls disappearing from her village, this Beauty stays because she wants the Beast's help to find them, and the Beast cannot get rid of her. Alder universe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
It's No Surprise by FictionRose reviews
After breaking up, Addy Rosch 23, just as crazy, sarcastic and violent as ever, never thought she'd see Matt Silent, handsome and arrogant, again. Addy really should have known better, she discovered a long time ago how vindictive fate could be.FINITE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,265 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Just Peachy by FictionRose reviews
Bailey Fitzgerald; a fiery girl that's maybe not so normal, until she's shipped off to Oregon to live with her aunt. Coriander Bristow is selfish, cold, and completely indifferent, until he meets a waitress with a knack for pissing him off. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Writer's Quest! by Belinda Roddie reviews
Two not so ordinary friends are trying to write a story...wow, what a surprise...when a PORTAL OF DOOM takes them into a world where they search for the Orb of Creativity! A strange satire of fantasy novels and mythology. Cowritten with Sauron's Minion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,585 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Concealed Truths by AlreadyGone reviews
I vowed that after this moment, I would try to be a new person. There would be promises I would make and keep with myself and I would try to be someone different; change my identity. I mean, I could only hope for the best, right? xR&Rx SS. Complete. :D
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
My Best Friend the Ninja by SecretAgentWoman reviews
So Sarah's got a lot on her mind. Her best friend, Alex, just saw her without a shirt on, her worst enemy won't stop chasing him, and she might've just let it slip that she's in love with him. And then, of course, there's the cross-dressing contest…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
You Really Got a Hold on Me by HappyAwesomeSaucePower reviews
Kim hates Paul's car, taste in music, shoelaces, ugly plaid shirts, smile, and uncool blond hair. She hates his cheesy pickup lines. She hates the way he's snaked his way into her everyday life. Her friends are wrong. She doesn't like him. Not a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Theft of the Heart by fallingstar13 reviews
Elena only agreed to go to the ball as a way to help her family. She only stole because it was necessary. She only agreed to meet him again because he wouldn't leave her alone. And she only fell in love with him because he was her own Prince Charming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
I'm All Yours and Yours? by bleedingvalentine reviews
Ember Morose is a vampire that's been betrothed since birth and doesn't no what its like to make a choice. That is until a curve ball comes here way with an ancient contract that has her bound to another vampire as well. Stand back or make your own fate
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Climbing Trees & Chasing Cars by kte-wonderful reviews
Aiden Carlisle: noun 1. Snobby popular guy in my Calculus class; 2. Has barely talked to me or acknowledged me, ever; 3. Dedicated a song to me on the radio. Wait a second. What?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Is Not A Vampire by Mizzuz Spock reviews
Essay. “He drinks blood,” you say. “Of course he's a vampire!” This claim is about as valid as pointing to a guy in a turban and saying, “He's a Muslim. Of course he's a terrorist!" Old Comp assignment. Read and discuss. Flames welcome.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Kissaki Sword Point by mwshk1992 reviews
There is a mysterious school located on the edge of the French Alps, that offers just as much sword fighting as academic lessons. When an amateur fencer is invited over she has no idea what's going on, just that they're unnaturally good at defying gravity
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Time Dancers by Chasmira reviews
Shapes and colors were swirling upon the glass’ surface, and then, suddenly, there were people, people right there upon the surface of the mirror..."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Nameless by Wylderaven reviews
It wasn’t the leather pants that got my attention, nor was it the clear pale eyes or the messy waves of hair that fell to the shoulders of his jacket. It was the fact that he was standing on my car... COMPLETE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast and the Other Girl by toomanypickles reviews
That classic fairy tale, but not so classic anymore. The story of Rose, who happens upon an enchanted castle, and doesn't really fit in.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
The High School from Hell by FictionRose reviews
This story was written over ten years ago by a budding writer. The grammar is poor. The tropes are horrendous. But I'm proud of it. It reminds me of how far I've come. This was the first thing I had the courage to publish, and I hope if you read it you remember this was written by a young girl for other young girls, no need to leave a scathing review. Ye have been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
The Cynic and the Psychic by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Gateways to Heaven by Alisee reviews
A young doctor suddenly finds herself the victim of too many accidents to be mere coincidences. It is up to her nemesis, former detective Skyler Night, to find who is doing their best to rid the world of Dr. Jean Riley. Review...PLEASE! Even if just parts
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
The jock syndrome by Jade Q. Dean reviews
After 'the mascot incident' Tara has become a social outcast with a passion for a jock/nerd romance. She doesn't have a jock though, and she's no nerd. Then, Dean comes into her class. “You have gorgeous eyes,” I say as I lean over, fully mesmerized. Oops
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Off the Page by JD Allen reviews
Casey's found her perfect man: the hero of her popular novels, who she created to be her match. When her love becomes an obsession, she does everything in her power to make him exist and, soon, he does. But can she keep a creation in reality? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Epics of the RubberDucky Boxers by EruptingFender9 reviews
When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The Näken by Chris Rhyanne reviews
A desperate fisherman trades his only daughter to a nix for a net of fish each day. Now she's coming of age, and the spirit has come to claim his share of the bargain... A retelling of a Swedish fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Out Of The Blue by ragingwings reviews
when you least expect it, a stranger comes around knocking some sense in you, what would you do? Welcome it with open arms or just ignore it like nothing really happen?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Get out of my mind! by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Greek Mythology Gone Mad by jellybeancurd reviews
Cupid accidentally turns a shy jock into an obsessed stalker, and when he takes a leaf out of all the alpha Greek gods in his pursuit of me, I freaked. Preview:"I have my ways, and if I really had my way, you will be mine". “I AM NOT YOUR POSSESSION."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
look by Hoplessly.In.Love reviews
A faerie tragedy Look, see, there she sits. She is not a pretty-thing, not a day-thing, not a happy-thing. She is a moth, a slave. He is a Butterfly, a prince. He was not supposed to see darkness, she was not supposed to be mourned.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Without Consent by Kanna-sama reviews
She was given to him as a gift, a young girl with no family ties. He didn't want her at first, but then things became different as their dull, lifeless relationship turned into something more. One shot.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Thought so by QuasiHere reviews
Colin is a pretty nice and good looking guy. But his outbursts are his downfall. Maybe someone will see him for who he is? One-Shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
I'm Part of His World by SkyFallOuch reviews
COMPLETE. It started out simple. Girl meets guy. Girl falls in love with the guy...but what the girl doesn't know, is that she's part of his world and she has to snap him out of it...because he happens to be, autistic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
It All Started With A Note by WhenItRains reviews
“Wait. Did you say you love me?” I nodded. “As in married people love?” I nodded. “Love love?” I nodded. “So it worked? You love me?” I rolled my eyes. “Just kiss me.” One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
The Road Less Travelled by Eva Rieycoit reviews
A walk in the woods one day finds a girl chancing upon a stranger at the edge of the cliff. He seems nice enough, taking an interest in her life - an attention she never had before. But does he want only conversation, or is it something else he is after?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Silence With Yama by MoonshadeDeath reviews
Random... A fantasy about my crush. I wrote this while he was looking over my shoulder. I am so glad he can barely read my handwriting!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
I Framed Roger Rabbit by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
I am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Bring In the Clowns by found.eventually reviews
First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Love Terms by calenlily reviews
Light snarky satire regarding love as seen in high school. Because there's just so much to mock.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
My Best Punch by strawberry-express reviews
I said, I love you, you moron' I yelled. 'Well, I don't believe you' He yelled back. In most romance stories, this would be the part where I kissed him. But my temper got the better of me. So I, um, punched him. Really hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Green Hair, Sassy Pants by princess.lame reviews
Because when this girl meets this boy, hilarity and attraction ensues. Oneshot, Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
No 911 by Jesse Pelletier reviews
if there's an emergency, we look to our cell phones for help many times. But what do you do if you can't use it, how do you escape the stalker following right behind you?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Gentle Stalker by Drallimer reviews
Closet stalker and starer, I may have been. Sure I was a wee bit conspicuous but that didn't mean that I was willing to come out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Fingers Still Laced by Secretsecret reviews
Lockers are just so darn stubborn. But with a knight in shining armor, even the impossible can happen. A bit cheesy with an extra shot of warm fuzzy feeling, a short one shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Narc's Laws of Fictionpress by Narc reviews
Please don't review this story RG/RM people! My thoughts on posting fiction on fictionpress. This is entirely my opinion, so please don't take too seriously.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
All our firsts by jellybeancurd reviews
RF oneshot: She fell in love with him. Him, the eldest son of duke, disguised as a typical nerd.One day, he leaves her without a word. Standing alone at the school dance, she thinks of all their first moments. And guess who appears to get her back?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Christmas Lights by Kellybear reviews
“That’s kind of sad isn’t it? Hanging around some stranger’s house pretending you’re interested in the lights,” I remarked. The boy shook his head. “Actually, its not some stranger’s house.” Aw jeez. [X'MAS ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Just call me George by Pinkamoo reviews
“Alright,” I heard our boss shout from inside the building “Who wrecked the photocopying machine?” “Shit,” he murmured against my lips again but this time he grinned and said “It wasn’t us, kay?” “Kay.” I said. [Christmas ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Finding Love Through Scabs by always wandering reviews
One Shot. She was accident prone with a penchant for peeling scabs. He did too, only he didn't say it out because he wanted to annoy her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Banane Pauvre et Les Deux Chats by Nilegulm reviews
Bailey moves to Satenay, France to open a restaurant. Now, she must face the facts that her neighbor, Pepin, owns the most popular restaurant in town and that the little old lady that sells sausages's son is in love with her. English and French
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Sing to Me by jellybeancurd reviews
RF [one shot]: It started with a dare. Seriously, no one sane would stand under my window and sing to me, more so after my mum chases after him and his lousy percussion team. But why does he keep coming back? And, why do I miss him after he leaves?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
My effective charcoal pill by jellybeancurd reviews
Reworking fairytales oneshot series: You know you want to kill your brother when he feeds you dumbcane and you can only play charade with that guy you saved 3 days ago. It doesn't help when that guy looks for you to repay you for stealing his first kiss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Who needs glassslippers when you have sport shoes by jellybeancurd reviews
First of the Reworking Fairytales oneshot series: A parody of the traditional Cinderella Story. Losing your shoe once is not enough to find your prince!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
My Boyfriend the Billionaire by Pinkamoo reviews
I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Jaded by theyStoleMyPenName reviews
ONESHOT We had an immortal story: the cynical pessimist and the optimistic believer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
The Cute One by angels and airwaves reviews
Then he smiled. This gorgeous, dazzling smile that took my breath away. 'CUTE', I muttered,[or so I thought]. He froze. I guess when your iPod is blasting Aerosmith in your ears, you don't realize you're 50 decibels too loud. Well done, Isabel. Well done.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Catch You by Kendal reviews
The first time she met him, she wondered if it was possible to die of embarrassment. The second time, shame quickly turned into amusement. After that, what was left to worry about? Oh, right. Figuring out what the heck he wanted. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Subconscious by Jodirium reviews
[NOW COMPLETE!] She sees and exorcizes people's other, evil, inner spirits. He's the soul of a murderer she could never get rid of: without falling in love with. [Rate and Review! THE FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Winter, 1919 by Friend of the ABC reviews
An orphan is forced to marry a young man home from the war. At first they are cold and distant towards each other. But as the winter comes, love begins to blossom. Story better than summary. My first romance. Please R&R.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Strawberries by noctema reviews
Angel loves to write. She loves the feeling of power it gives her. It's an escape from her dysfunctional family, the constant fighting. It's an escape from reality. But when her grip on reality begins to slip, will she become the story itself?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
The Unsavoury Character by Whyte wolf reviews
Meet Lucilla Stapleton. Not the most ladylike person you've ever met. Dislikes balls and parties in general and is prone to dressing up like her nonexistent brother and fencing with strangers. And she is about to meet one of the rudest men in England.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Fortunately Yours by TurtleGoddess reviews
Emma, a Chinese food addict, has always believed in her fortune cookie's messages because they have a strange habit of coming true. So what happens when she gets a fortune that means she'll find her true love, even if it's not who she thinks? ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
There's Something About That Christmas Magic by Sour Lullaby reviews
[COMPLETE] For Christmas, all I wanted was that special someone. Then, 12 days before the holiday, I found him sitting alone at the coffee shop. It was true love from the moment he spilled my coffee. Absolute fluffiness, Christmas fic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,356 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Forbidden Love by sarabeth120 reviews
A vampire falls in love with a vampire slayer with my own little twists... full summary inside... Rated for language and some minor sexual content. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, SEE PROFILE FOR MORE INFO!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,817 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
He and Me by ALY55A reviews
[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Twists and Turns by omaterluna reviews
Take a Florida raised teenager, thrust her into a new city with goths, preps, emos and all that jazz, and what do you get? An f'ed up life...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Vindicated by Isa Koliki reviews
[Previosuly called White Rose] When prison alarms start ringing one night, I was scared, of course. But I was even more scared when the escaped criminal comes into my house, asking for a favour...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005
Fortnight At Ashbal High by peanut0565 reviews
A school in wisconsin is taken over by hostiles, threatening to kill everyone in side after 14 days if the government doesn't comply with their wishes, story told from a girl in the school, Chapter 7 Part 1 is Up!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
17 Reasons Why My Life Sucks by stuckwiththegrouch reviews
Kate Reynolds thinks her life sucks. And she has had 16 reasons to prove why. But now she has a whole new set of problems to deal with. What could possible happen to her now? SEQUEL to 16 Reasons Why My Life Sucks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Among the Hills of Edenbrook: FINISHED by R.M.Whitaker reviews
Laura Knight is looked on by the people of smalltown Edenbrook, Ireland as a strange, dramatic daydreamer. Which she is. But will her strange ways help to soften the heart of a young, American doctor who has lost his wife? Can she teach him to love again?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,648 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
16 Reasons Why My Life Sucks by stuckwiththegrouch reviews
(COMPLETE) A girl has to deal with a perfect sister, an out-of-work mother, a midget best friend and the annoying, but cute, boy next door. Not to mention this little thing called lead role in the school play...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
The Magic Won't End at Midnight by writinginspiration reviews
When Emily, a shy clarinet player tries to impress Kyle, the hot snare player, things don't go exactly as she plans. Based loosly on Cinderella. Note: Title changed! Update! 11705 Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
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Your a Hobby and I'm a Killer
"A Killer does not reveal that he's out of touch with everything that's real..."- Famous for a Century by Secret and Whisper
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Final Apocalypse reviews
As I am reaching for the sauce I notice something outside the window from the corner of my eye. It's a clown. And the clown is not alone.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Taking Hearts, Leaving Dust reviews
He was the King and he would do anything to be with his Queen just as she would do anything to be with him.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
From This Day Forward reviews
They left me for dead to rot in that alley way till someone who gave a damn scraped my guts off the ground. Even then I knew that no one would truly care to save me. No one but myself.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
All's Well The Ends Well reviews
I really hate feeling like a Mary-sue and current circumstances, involving time travel and getting shot in the freaking abdomen do not do anything to help the Mary-Sueish feeling. *One-Shot*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete