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Joined 12-15-05, id: 505414, Profile Updated: 07-23-13
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

A long time ago, I used to write very bad fan fiction over at . Now that I'm no longer a teenager, I thought I'd try my hand at writing some so-so original fiction. We'll see how this goes.

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Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Mutually Assured Destruction by woodstock1969 reviews
I wanted my sophomore year of college to go as smoothly as possible. Too bad Asher Ives showed up and ruined it. Maybe it's my fault for drinking with the marching band, but blaming Asher is much easier. My reason for hating him is simple: I made the mistake of kissing him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,101 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Jerks by Duckie Chic reviews
"Cade Thomason is the most immature, annoying, jerkish guy in the world, and I want him to die in a hole." "Right back at you, Wellington." I was going to kill him. But falling in love was never in the picture. Complete! REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Anatomy by Waialae Firefly reviews
Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,865 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Dose of Your Own by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Crash Into Me reviews
Regardless of what Mr Grumpy Pants over here was telling me, I think I just solved the age old question of who drives better: women or men? He crashed into me, and I thought I'd never see him again. Oh, how very wrong I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013