Crewger
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Joined 12-15-05, id: 505461
Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Fantasy, Supernatural, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi.

Penname is Crewger from Dragon Knights- a manga.

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Stress- the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the hell out of somebody who desperately deserves it.- on my cup that I use everyday along with my toothbrush to brush my teeth.

Like...staying in a bathroom and refusing to come out and stare at the toilet lovingly while stroking the bathtub kinda fetish?- Sushi

It's an incredibly bohemian unconventional play and the song involves all of the main charactors under a big sheet moving up and down (well, the drag queen comes out for a little solo) and the background dancers doing some very uh, sexual modern dancing... so yeah... sadly, I know all the words to it... - Martha, on RENT.

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate and saw that it was good. Then the Lord separated the light from the dark, and it was better. -Chocolate Calender- Thursday December 21, Anonymous.

ATTENTION:
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE.
I'M JUST HERE TO SAY GOODBYE -
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I believe in the (law? rule? belief?) priciple that if you review me, I'll take time to read and review your stories.

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Rants, Raves, and Reviews by SapphireIris reviews
Each chapter contains one rant, one rave and one review. Well, as far as I can get, anyways. From SapphireIris, who is most assuredly not dead.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006
The Gatekeeper by Tessandra reviews
One Shot - When Elizabeth Teagan died, she expected to go to Heaven. Instead Saint Peter took one look at her and handed over his own job, leaving her alone as he walked through the gates he had guarded throughout time. Now it was her turn.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006
My Long Awaited Mary Sue Essay by Ghost in the Machine reviews
My thoughts on Mary Sues. How to spot them and what to do with them for readers and authors alike.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
13 Ravens by Rose Vicious reviews
What do you see when you look into the eyes of a raven?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2003
Your Demise by PigOnTheWing reviews
I think this one is actually quite humorous, though it is what most people would refer to as "Dark Humor." Nevertheless, R/R and see if you agree.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2003
Cut & Paste by nobody important reviews
A collage of advice from parents, friends, teachers, enemies, birds and rabbits that I butchered, sifted and strung together. Complete and utter Randomness
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2002
The Ballad of the Hog by Mystery Squeezit reviews
A Ballad. Extremely strange. Even for me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2000
Cow by Mystery Squeezit reviews
A poem about an evil cow
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2000
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Halloween World
Seven highschool kids of different social standings are forced to enter into a government visual reality game with the order to "Win it." Can they make it to the end?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,288 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Life and Highschool Tale reviews
In a school where social groups are a means of survival, one tragic death pushes the whole student body into revision. The staff are trying to create new friendships between the packs, but will it work? The elites are not amused.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Oceania
In an unknown universe on Earth where Octopi were dominant over humans, everything's about to change. Hurricane Oceania is moving, Wormwood's gone and nothing will ever be the same.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Wolf Pride
Nearby the quaint town lies a secret in the forest. The wolves are there, and has always been there, and will always be there, and the town must never vex the pack for fear of retribution. Or else.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Bird Watch reviews
A story told about the 'percieved' extincted birds. Namely pigeons, whose intentions were not told except to stop someone. But who else is behind this? The great Thunderbird rises? Or 'percieved' to? Or someone else?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Dark and Stormy Night reviews
T'was a dark and stormy night when a girl starts to read from a book that links the events from the outside world to her own safe haven. A prose
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete