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Joined 12-20-05, id: 506141, Profile Updated: 02-12-17
Author has written 62 stories for General, Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, Action, Historical, and Song.

I'm one of the people who writes for fun so I won't take it personal if you don't like it.

Weird things can happen until reality ensues, like what happened few years ago when I went to drink on a water fountain and a shark came out and tried to eat me. But then I remember something...sharks can't survive in air so it suffocated and died.

Also I found a penny.


Just to let you know, "Series of Stupid Clich├ęs" is the "A-Side" while "Off The Wall" is the "B-Side". You're free to read just one of the two but they will have some forms of connection in anyway one day, whatever that is.

Also, feel free to leave some reviews, even death threats are acceptable.

I'm getting too old for this...

Feel free to look up my account with the same name in FanFiction as well.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/951743/YFIQ

Update - "After the Creepy but without the Pasta" will resume in the near future, until then, hang in there.

Update - Sad news, I waited too long to update the documents and now they're all gone. Also the update I promised you...it's not going to happen so sorry about that one. I guess it should end since the whole thing would have been inconclusive anyway, just like life.

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For Sale: Contents of a Clay Pot by Ed Harley reviews
I'm Happy to Announce that my New Scrolls are No Longer Cursed, much
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011
Fragile Bonds by CelticX reviews
Four popular sophomore girls, the very best of friends for 10 years, each with her own issues and problems, will find out exactly how strong their ties of friendship are when it all starts to fall apart. Contains F/F. All the usual warnings. First in the Heritage High Series.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Kyle and Orville by Luna Carn reviews
What does it mean if zombies invade your dreams? How can one tie a tie without choking? Does talking to plants really help them grow? These are just a few of the things that Kyle and Orville Flynn want to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 35,858 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
In Defense of Genre Fiction by surfercharlie25 reviews
Why "genre," or "pulp" fiction may often be better than "literature." Reading lists for each genre to be posted soon!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011
Writing What People Want To Read by perverted.intellectual reviews
Tired of your story not getting a lot of reviews or even views? What are you doing wrong? Maybe it's simple as typing 'I suck at summaries lol.' Explores some pitfalls writers have and how they can change. Chap. 14: Angst
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,410 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Hoax of The 20th Century by Nakano reviews
The Holocaust - The mass genocide of the Jewish race. It was a lie. Right?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006
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Off The Wall reviews
Bunch of random stories made right off the bat.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 10/8/2012
Deflated
The psi is within regulation, I swear!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
School Tales reviews
Collection of short stories about school.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012
After the Creepy but without the Pasta reviews
It's been over a year after since the incident on "Creepypasta". Another adventure awaits as it includes a series of run-ins with the members of the Westboro Baptist Church, internet terrorists, Jeff the Killer, and a victim of an identity theft who plans to cover up his mistakes by blacking out the city while running a scam! *currently on hiatus*
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,708 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013
How to lose games in a very infuriating manner! reviews
Just add Boone Logan!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Fate of a terrorist reviews
One day, somewhere in hell...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Keeping It Real! reviews
As Dave Chappelle pointed out, it can go wrong. A former American football star Aaron Hernandez would go on to learn the hard way!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
NSA reviews
Law Abiding Submission 2.0
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
Tales of whatever reviews
Collection of cautionary tales written for your amusement. Some are based from true stories while rest are complete crap, you be the judge to decide which one's which!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011
Mugged! reviews
It was a scary experience.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Series of Stupid Cliches reviews
Not everybody love cliches, in fact I'm one of the people who grew tired of those. So please come in and read to see the reasons why cliches do not always apply on real life. Remember, this isn't Disney!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012
Phelps signs an endorsement deal reviews
What can go wrong?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013
Monkey off the Back reviews
Sometimes the monkey never leaves, especially for the two sports figures. For those wondering what it is on the picture, that's a monkey and come on in to see why it gets worse!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Countdown to the 21st of 2012! reviews
The end is near! Can you dig it?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Sports Stories reviews
Collections of sports stories which also covers psuedo-sports and whatever garbage ESPN tries to promote as one.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012
Writing Stories reviews
Details my struggles as a writer and a review beggar. Change? Anyone got change? Please? *Now on hiatus*
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012
Pot calling the kettle black reviews
A tragic tale of friendship!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012
Greek Tales reviews
Humorous retelling of the Peloponesian War.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012
Leap Day Special! reviews
Happy Leap Day!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012
TSA reviews
Touching your privates in airports near you!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Normally Creepy reviews
Ever wonder how some of the most psychotic people seemed normal on the outside? In fact they can look more normal than you are!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Merry Politically Correct Holiday reviews
When PCness goes awry.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Class Choke reviews
Pressure tends to set in, especially when it's caused by certain circumstances...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Creepypasta reviews
I ate one and then...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Reactions to John Cage's Performance
4'33, the greatest piece of work known to man!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Complete
NBA Lockout: Intense Negotiation! reviews
Ever wonder what's going on behind the scene?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Nightmare at the Movie Theater reviews
One of the worst nights I have had.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Plans of Revenge reviews
It all started when I infiltrated a high school for fun only to discover something that needs to be stopped!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Hurricane Kane reviews
It gets what it wanted the most.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Eat your food reviews
There are starving children in Africa...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Farm reviews
Why trolling the farm is fun.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
Mark Cuban's Triumph reviews
Behind the scenes regarding the post-game celebration of the 2011 NBA Finals.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Unwanted Distractions reviews
I was trying to write an upcoming chapter for one of my stories when this happened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Fantards reviews
Commonly found in conventions, especially anime conventions.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Apocalypse When? reviews
Not now, that's for certain...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Obsession reviews
Some nut developed an obsession with a late football star while I decided to meddle a bit, I mean what can go wrong?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
My encounter with a black eyed kid! reviews
It was a scary experience that I'll never forget!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
The Death of Draco
The sheer irony!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
The Death of Osama Bin Laden reviews
Hey, at least he gets to enjoy his 72 virgins right?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Old Cabbie reviews
A story about an old guy driving and I'm the passenger...wait that can't be right...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Glowing Apples reviews
I bought some glowing Fuji apples and the rest is history...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Train Surfing reviews
Epic wipe out!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Heavy bags and luggage reviews
Red Sox fans may not like this but who cares?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Ugly Drag Queen
Adapted from a song parody I wrote for and . A lawyer met someone from a dating site and things just doesn't go as well he would expect.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Flozell's Bad Day reviews
After losing his only chance to win a Super Bowl ring, a disgruntled football player decides to go and see a movie only to be ticked off even further.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Babyspin reviews
Sadly the video described in this story is real.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Spiteful Chargers fan
I know not all Chargers fans are like that, but there are some who can be considered...explosive? I'm that tourist by the way!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
Troll Rider
Adapted from a song parody I wrote for AMIRIGHT, basically an allegory regarding problems on the internet.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
Late
Sometimes being last isn't so bad.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Michael and the Black Eyed Kids reviews
After learning the mysterious death of his friend, Michael decides to take matters into his own hands. Took place few years before "Finding Hoffa."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009
Suicide
What went wrong?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Vend
Vending machines are the lowest of the low. They can take your money and will give you nothing in return.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Published: 8/6/2010
Mimed! reviews
One day I stumble across a village ruled by an evil mime. That's when I begin to question my sanity...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
I Have Friends In High Places! reviews
Why you should never do that!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
The Death of Stick Slayer reviews
Ben Spurgin's race against time to finish his flash project have been tragically cut short, what happened?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Warning! Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law reviews
A sequel to "Finding Hoffa" which continues the adventure of a suspended cop named Michael who went to visit his neighbor only to find something that would start a crazy day.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Inner Beauty reviews
Sometimes it's better to be ugly, Susanna learns her lesson the hard way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
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Two officers from the LAPD notice there's some thing strange going on from inside an old crumbling building.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Christmas in Las Vegas reviews
Never say "Ho, ho, ho"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
I Wish For Anarchy! reviews
Jeffrey Cronin made a wish that there will be no government, it came true in a way but the result isn't what he's been hoping for.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Finding Hoffa reviews
Jimmy Hoffa wanted to finally be able to rest, so do the dog whom he's been haunting. What must be done?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Boston Bob
What if John Henry went Steinbrenner after Theo Epstein left?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
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