Anti-Joker
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Joined 12-25-05, id: 506640
Author has written 59 stories for Song, War, General, Nature, Life, Religion, Humor, Fantasy, School, Horror, Love, Supernatural, Spiritual, Friendship, and Politics.

Happy writing is not me. I try. It . . . fails. Miserably. So I write angst and macabre to the best of my abilities and horrify everyone I know with great pleasure. Recently my creative juices seem to lacking, so new poems and what not might be rare. Enjoy what's there, and review. I love reading others' works.

Anti-Joker.

P.S. Don't you hate it when random biblical quotes won't stop running around in your head?

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Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Anderson Heath reviews
An attempt at horror. Lots of psychology and archetypes and stuff. After a lifethreatening surgery, a man struggles to determine whether he is still alive or dead. Rated M for language and content.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007
The Anger Song by Anderson Heath reviews
Just me having fun. I got tired of being emo and melodramatic, so I wrote a simple, profanity laden ode to those people that I don't like. I played around with a new rhyming scheme, or lack of, and just had a gay old time. Rated for very strong language.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Selfish by Chibi-Rikki reviews
Hooray for Self Degradation without whom we wouldn't have poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Meta by OctoberClown reviews
Do you understand this?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
What We Live For by Chibi-Rikki reviews
Nehh nothing much to say about this one . . . -
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006
Complete by Chibi-Rikki reviews
"I have to find that turnaround" a poem about missing a friend
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006
Ill by OctoberClown reviews
Illness comes with the illogical. I've gift wrapped it for you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006
Tribute to Da Vinci by Chibi-Rikki reviews
my little tribute the great mind of Da Vinci please enjoy I worked hard on it
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
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TwoWay Radio reviews
Assignment for class. Write a poem based on William Carlos Williams' "So Much Depends Upon" poem. Mine is about crazy people, yay.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Cornered
Poem for final in English. Had to write what we felt from any piece of art from the gallery from the several art classes in school. Choose a selfportrait of some redhead chick.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Farewell reviews
Thinking of the flow of it all. Written during a music rehearsal, hence the unfinished quality.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Paranoia reviews
It all just gets to you now and then, and you end up spewing your frustration out of you in disjointed poetry that refuses to make sense.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Tessellation reviews
Abstract hate for the future.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
What Was Mine reviews
Creepy random stalker poem I wrote while walking to school in the dark! Yay!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Thanks reviews
A poem my father wrote. This is where I get! But don't tell him I put it here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Birth of an Angel reviews
Angels are born of pain, released into ether where suffering cannot follow. They are freed. possible series
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Mocking the Suicide Note
And keep on smiling.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006
Passing Grace reviews
Witten for the loss of a friend who died just yesterday. He was so young. He didn't deserve to go like that.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Children Are Doomed
Where has love gone in this world? Where have the children gone? Why do they hope when there is nothing to hope for? (mini angst fest)
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Published: 7/15/2006
Chaos reviews
Look at me trying to rap angst. Oh God, this is stupid. And angsty. And generic. And lovelorn. WTF.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006
Pandora's Box reviews
A babble of change and individuality, set off by a fight with my parental unit. Whoopdy-flippin-do. Da angst is rampant. I write pretty when I'm pissy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006
Room Full of Strangers reviews
It's sucky. It reminds me too much of De Peche Mode and Staind, but it's mine. I hate the ending and I once again have no idea what this thing's about!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006
CHANCE reviews
Sort of a sequal to I am Here. Not very FMA related, and more like a ghost killing it's human left behind becuase it can't stand being alone, but ah well.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006
On the Water reviews
I really wish I knew what it is that sparks these little bouts of creative madness. So pretty, sometimes. Sigh...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006
DREAM
One watches another as they stand upon their death. Chaos, yay!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Published: 5/20/2006
TOGETHER
I don't know what started this, but I know I was very, very tired and crazy when I wrote it. It frightens me. It's pretty though, if that means anything.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Published: 5/20/2006
Emo Cowboy reviews
... I am ashamed of this. I wrote this with a couple of friends one lunch. I submitted the shotgun lines.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006
Fade to Black reviews
A version of Hell I thought up after listening to Tom Waits' album "Alice" one to many times.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006
KARA reviews
Japanese version of "Empty." You do not know how hard this was to write. Please forgive me of any errors made in my grammar and spelling. Romanji is very difficult.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006
EMPTY
Inner turmoil prose drabble for a fanart of a fanfic I'm working on. Also written in Japanese. See "Kara."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 4/23/2006
Tomorrow reviews
A little burst of gore-filled angst I finished from a poem I started months ago. It disturbs me greatly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006
Empty Blood reviews
An idea I've had for months. Parents, always listen to your children when they say something is amiss, for otherwise, you just might let a demon loose upon mankind.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006
Bible of The Crass reviews
Not mine. Written from one Pirate to another found in my Math textbook.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
A Debauchery of Frere Jacques reviews
You know the song. Damn that music theory class and its boredom. Hate me. Please.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
Dragon reviews
...It's another poem from English. -sigh- I've been told it's pretty.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
DESPAIR reviews
A sensory poem I wrote in English class. Phear der angst.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006
Words From a Dream reviews
Poetry written for an exam in English. It's pretty... I guess. I dunno.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006
DEEP reviews
Just a poem about eyes... or something. I'm not really sure. -shrug-
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
I Am Here reviews
A tribute of sorts to the fifty-first episode of FullMetal Alchemist. If you can't tell, Edward's the narrator, and Alphonse is the one he's speaking to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006
Piano Rain reviews
Hey, a poem that doesn't involve gore! -cheers- Wrote after dealing with band waaay too much one day. I'm really proud with it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006
Tell Me
Another poem. Do I ever stop? The answer is no, and I'm proud of the rhyming scheme of this one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 2/12/2006
NOT ANGSTY LIKE PRAWNS! reviews
-gasp- A poem that isn't angsty! It makes NO sense whatsoever, and I DON'T CARE. Thank you, dear mother, for giving me the title when you misheard me that one time.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006
Bullet In My Gun reviews
Inspired by the book "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey, and also that one song from Kill Bill volume one. ...Just so you know, I don't do this stuff. I really don't. I like my brain cells, thank you.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006
Manical Sunflowers
I have no idea what brought this on. I kinda make it sound like Sally's a vampire. 8l. Very strange poem. Plus the fact that I KNOW someone named Sally makes this very uncomfortable.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Published: 1/28/2006
Little Soldiers
I wrote this over a year ago, when I was still trying to figure out if I was any good at poetry. It's okay, but of the four peole who have read it, I seem to be the only one who likes. Inspired by a doodle I drew.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 1/28/2006
Feel reviews
Wrote this in eighth grade. So, so very angsty. I really don't know what it's about.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2006
Abstract
Prose from abstract drawing I did a while back. All the words were written in a toucan bird thingy in spirals. It was hard to write down in my journal. -moan-
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Published: 1/15/2006
Eyes reviews
Wrote this while watching Fahrenheit 9/11 during a thunderstorm. It's short, whoo hoo!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
Devour Me
Wrote this while listening to some Korn music, so of course it's a bit dark. I wrote some fanfiction for it over at ff.net called smile, which I order you to read, or just pretend too and review me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Published: 1/15/2006
Can You See Like Me? reviews
I lied. THIS is the longest poem I've ever written. It was for a story idea, which died, but the poem's not horrible, so, meh.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
DOWN
Yeah, it's bad, but I wrote it. It's about how crappy humans are... sort of.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 1/15/2006
Soft Stranger
This is the longest poem I have ever written. Each stanza is 22 lines each, and I have no idea what the poem's about! But it's one of best, so, whatever?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Published: 1/15/2006
Float reviews
Oooh, I'm proud of this one. I'm not quite sure what it's about though... -shrug-
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
WHAT reviews
Just a series of questions I had one afternoon. Not one of my best and ends on a flat note, but eh?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
The Rose of Past Redemption
Only poem I ever drew a piccy for. It's pretty similiar to the Heart one, but it was harder to write. Kinda like it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 1/15/2006
MailOrder Heart
Poem from old journal, Ultimatum. Pretty much everything from now on (and that last poem) are comin' from there 'cuz my juices are depleted.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 1/15/2006
Inside the Coffin reviews
The title says it all. I was listening to this burned CD of hard rock and metal my cousin let me borrow when I wrote this. Bit gory, yes?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006
Sun reviews
Story behind poem: I stayed up past dawn Cristmas Eve and got blasted with sunlight when my cousin opened the blinds. >< But you can take it anyway you like!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006
DEAD reviews
Wrote it at six a.m. The beat is on every third syllable. Actually not to upset at it either. (gasp)
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006
Ronin
Loosely based on fanfiction of a certain book. If you guess right you'll get a netcookie! (it's so obvious)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Published: 1/3/2006
Fingers of Void
Prose madness based on character for story I'm trying to write. I'm actually stunned at how pround of this one I am.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Published: 1/3/2006
S Thoughts reviews
Sometimes I really think something is wrong with me... (Written coming home from a marching band competition of all things.)
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006
Drums of War reviews
This one was a little hard to write, and I hate that I started it out almost exactly like Alice's Wonderland. But, I've written worse, so eh.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006
Infinite reviews
I dunno. Forgot when I wrote this. I like the beat. Hate the last line.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006
The End of Days reviews
Too bad you're gonna die.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006
Alice's Wonderland reviews
Where nothing seems to go wrong and the voices can dance the pain away.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006
Dragon of Time reviews
Beware his coming to your door, for he is your worst fears.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/29/2005