Anecdotes Of The Arcane
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Joined 12-26-05, id: 506746
Author has written 42 stories for Life, Religion, Politics, Family, and Friendship.
I'm sadly in the afterlife. By now I have killed myself the grotesque way, hanging by the head. I was thinking of decapitation, but that wouldn't have been fun alone. There were no volunteers. I asked.

Yeah that's a load of bullshit but the frank truth is that frankly I've become sick with paranoia and I'm convinced people are reading this, and not only reading it, but doing so on a regular basis and even adding commentary in the form of "reviews." I can't take it anymore so I am abandoning this site henceforth, to all who knew me: I did not develop, I was.

This is kind of fun actually. It's like writing a living obituary. Fuck I think the dog just fell off the balcony. Stupid canine. I love dogs but hate moronic heads.

OK but seriously, ABANDONING. SITE. So yeah, that means that I am still humane enough to leave this here wondrous poetry here for you to gaze upon, but that I am AWOL. So don't expect me to read your little stories or reciprocate your little reviews. If you somehow stumbled upon this site and care who I am - or who I was - I was a manic scientist who did experiments with cross-bred Spaniels and a can of anecdotes. Falta-Me.

Ciao, and think of me, conversing with Fernando Pessoa in the hereafter.

I can't spell. Eat horseflies.

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Artificial Happiness reviews
Who made you Jung?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2006
Without Wings Without Halo reviews
Justice is a pimp dressed in fool’s gold.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006
Repetitive Lies of the Repetitive Lives reviews
Uh. Weird.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/11/2006
The Perfect Neighbour reviews
Is a murderer. . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006
The Grim Reaper Wears Red reviews
And so you die again - only without ending up dead.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006
Pandora's Box reviews
DO-NOT-PROVOKE-ME.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006
Lithium reviews
Yes. Odd. Very.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006
History of a Tenacious Woman reviews
Doesn't rhyme. Couldn't think of a title damnit! About my mother.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29/2006
Synthetic reviews
Anti-government. It came out a little messed up.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006
Anarchy of Disgrace reviews
Tell me life is just a show.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2006
Justified Annihilation reviews
Strive on for your money/power/sex humanity - I fucking wish you good luck.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/17/2006
Breathing Shadows and Dragons reviews
A poem written for a friend of mine - she's an amazingly strong person. It doesn't rhyme (that much) but yeah, read it!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
Fascist reviews
Drill the children like soldiers on the front line.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006
Screaming at Two in the Morning reviews
Chased by fear - it's feels almost fatal.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/27/2006
Swastika of My Mind reviews
I think the title says it all. Either that or I'm just avoiding having to write another summary. Again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/27/2006
Dead Fairy Tale reviews
Life is no fairy tale.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/27/2006
Sinner Who Prays reviews
Written about a Christian who is an atheist at heart (stop pretending people)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/26/2006
Broken Souls reviews
A release at last.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/26/2006
Black Butterflies reviews
A poem about not fitting in with - life in general.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/26/2006
Incarceration reviews
Desolate.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/26/2006
Second Hand Soul reviews
Bought and sold, like a second-hand soul.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2006
This is My Eternity reviews
Um. Yes. Odd.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/20/2006
Crawling reviews
Another summary. OK here we go. I was angry when I wrote this. End.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2006
Murder reviews
This poem is gory. But I'm uploading just for the heck of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2006
Holes in Your Bones reviews
This poem makes no sense, but if you like the title, go ahead and read it!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/8/2006
Tainted Fate reviews
Title says it all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/28/2006
Solitary Confinement reviews
I suck at summaries. If the title appeals to you, read the poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2006
Suicide reviews
Look at the title. Self explanatory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006
Burn reviews
My summaries suck. The end.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006
Broken Prophecy reviews
I think the title says it all. Either that or I'm just avoiding having to write another summary.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006
Wings of a Raven reviews
I suck at summaries. If you like the title, read the poem!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006
Forsaken Door reviews
Psyche.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006
Blasphemy reviews
We put our trust in certain people. Doctors. Priests. Not expecting them to mess it all up and do something which totally contradicts their profession.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
Black Ballet Shoes reviews
Life is complex. That's all I can say.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006
Confession reviews
Haunted by the past.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005
Perverted World reviews
Sometimes I think, "The world is wonderful" This is a poem for the times when you think it's just perverted.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2005
My House reviews
Don't try to puzzle out the complexities of the human mind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005
I'm Sorry reviews
I'm sorry for breathing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005
Alone reviews
Humans. We all get lonely from time to time. We can be surrounded by a mountain of people, and yet we can still feel like the only person in the world. Life gets like this. I wrote a poem for the times when we're feeling like that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005
Blood Stained Lace reviews
Perfection doesn't exist. So then why do people always struggle to achieve it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005
Ancient Curse reviews
Buddha said something about not living in the past and instead focusing on the now. Well, he had reached nirvana by then, unlike many of us average human beings. The past always keeps popping up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005
A Face reviews
We'd all like to think the world is full of honest, upright, pure, kind people, but of course, we all know it isn't. Sometimes people can dissapoint us. What hurts the most is if it's someone closest to us.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005