Bob Rhynoplasty
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Joined 12-26-05, id: 506801
Author has written 6 stories for Song, General, Young Adult, Humor, Romance, and Thriller.

Bananas are better than men because:

1.) You don't mind swallowing a banana; 2.) Bananas are always stiff; 3.) Bananas don't know how to fart; 4.) A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you; 5.) No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time; 6.) Another womAn will never try to steal youR banana; 7.) Bananas can last the whole night through; 8.) Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.

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A Transient Utopia by Tsuyunoinochi Koukyo reviews
Everyone has their own visual of Paradise. Though they all appear different in different eyes, one thing remains the same: it, like all dreams, wiill wither and die. SLASH, M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005
Dear Brother by Black Maiden reviews
Brian is finally fed up with the abuse his older brother gives him. Warning: Suicide, incest and non-con. Nothing graphic though.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2002
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Her prison reviews
Her cheeks were sunken, her skin was sallow, and her hair was coated in grease from never bathing anymore, her clothes hung loosely from her frail body. What really happens when there's no one around to hear you scream.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Painful Reality reviews
The last thing Cal wants to believe is that her boyfriend is cheating on her. Unfortunately, she may not have a choice in the matter. I suck at summarizing, but this is one of my best stories.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Tacos, Chile and Goldfish
Candi is about to tell her parents the biggest news of her life. How will they react?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Do You Love Me?
Summary: At the prom an evil ghost takes his fifty year revenge out, and only one person knows how to stop him, and she’s a 17 year old ditz in high heels. The school is doomed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Mr Perfect reviews
He could have any girl he wanted. Women threw themselves at him. So why, why did he do it? Why is she hurt? Why did he hurt her?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
The Bridge Song
The men with the white coats!Are running up to me!They have a needle in their hand!And I run!On my bridge!I’m screaming!“Get the fuck off my bridge!”
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete