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Joined 12-27-05, id: 506933, Profile Updated: 02-25-11
Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Mythology, Supernatural, Romance, and Family.

Me:

Er…kay. The descendant of pirates, thieving mercenaries, people who hire mercenaries, and a pope (not necessarily in that order), I lead an exceptionally boring life. Go figure.

I've been educated (painstakingly) in how to write "properly." That said, I wanna experiment sometimes. So I take on crazy bad ideas like Slash and Mary Sue pieces and try to do something...redeeming with them. Fear for me. I'm also primarily an artist. Sometimes I'm good. Unfortunately my life often conspires against me when it comes to art making. So I turn back to writing during the doldrums. Speaking of which: Hello!


Projects:

Slash Story — A piece that mocks and sniggers while pointing at its own genre…a lot. A boy's big sister writes bad slash. He is in the closet. He falls in love. Awkwardness ensues.

The Noble Steed — A fantasy romance/parody, complete with a noble Mary Sue, a too-handsome scalawag, and the poor maid forced to tag keep the Sue chaste or suffer the father's razor-sharp wrath.

If I start any other stories before finishing one...shoot me.

Yours,

C.E.

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A Plain Summer by Mercyette reviews
In order to graduate, Whitney needs to write a thesis and chooses to write about the Amish culture. While researching, Whitney meets someone special, Connor. She knows nothing can come from a relationship with him, but her heart tells her different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,587 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008
Mal'ethil by The Lucy Program reviews
After failing to save a family, Mal is stuck playing guardian for nine years to the surviving daughter, Alicia. But Alicia isn't just some human, and may actually prove useful in the fight against an unknown rising evil--maybe even vital. Discontinued.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009
Stars and Streetlights by mikey magee reviews
We journey, as all travelers do, to discover ourselves, our identity and our pasts. Elijah must learn what it truly means to be himself in a world that shifts like the lights of the streets, and changes like the stars in the sky
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Shifters by Sarah M. G reviews
Hiding in our midst are Shifters: people who can, at will, take on the likeness of an animal. They live secretly among us. The Shifters teeter on the brink of war- both amongst themselves and against others who would destroy them. This is their story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
The Brawler's Guide to Martial Arts by pen112 reviews
In the Era of Jason Bourne and UFC, it's no longer acceptable to have spinning high kicks in your spy thrillers. Want to know about the various deadly techniques that can be used to turn your protagonist into a bone-breaking unarmed expert? Look no furthe
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
The Oracle of Yet to Be by Eternity's Voice reviews
What would you do if you discovered your whole life was a lie? Your heritage? Your loved ones? Your world? What would you do... Hmph, if Fate planned to use you in Her vendetta, could you do anything?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2004
Beelzebub's Rhapsody by Faerie Tales reviews
A misbehaving Angel and Demon are sentenced to a single year on Earth, where they must attend a high-school and earn their way back into their respective homes through good behavior. Presents an objective view on human habits.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005
Those Who Fly With Icarus by Klicc reviews
My heart is crawling on your words of phantom razor blades and broken glass...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005
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Slash Story reviews
Evan thinks he might be gay. Unfortunately, his only basis for comparison is his big sister’s M-rated online stories. Then he meets Rahas. …Awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009
Luftballon reviews
A poem to my father, who nonchalantly brings up marriage. It's like he thinks I'm incapable of handling my own future—like it's a balloon he's given me, and I'm the toddler who can't be trusted to hold onto the string. Well, here's what I think of that.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
The Mayfly reviews
The mayfly lives its entire life as a child until the one day it flees to the sky, mates, and dies. Melanie can sort of relate. Ben is just adorably hopeless and happens to have a car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Atlantis reviews
The daughter of a laborer and a prostitute finds the tenacity to rise above her station and seek out glory. All that stops her from taking it is the entire army of Atlantis...and the poisoned spear pinning her to the floor. —set in the ACW Universe—
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Jewelweed reviews
Bound in iron, a magical boy survives as a princess’s pet Fool. Then a Damned One, a sorcerer, shatters the country and takes the crown, allowing him to forge a new life as sorcerer’s apprentice even as his master hunts rumors of a hidden crown prince…
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
A Shattered Front reviews
A village come up hard times must present ten maidens to a kiss of vampires or be destroyed. The foolish brother of four-year-old Danielle, the youngest "bride," finds himself faced with a terrible choice all his own. contest winner at StoryWrite
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Sigyn reviews
If the face of unfaithful Helen launched a thousand ships, why then is it strange that Sigyn, with her smile, laugh, and unfailing devotion, would cause Loki, the jotun who loved her, to find the strength to shatter the unbreakable, thus ending the world?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
For Tomorrow We Die reviews
They weren’t heroes or astronauts, fighter pilots or cockamamie scientists, religion addicts or drug fanatics. They were just two people who, in the End, only had a flowerbed, silkworms, Nyquil, and each other.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Happily Never After …& Other Tales reviews
FIRST UP: An unorthodox Rapunzel comes across her bumbling Prince Charming after she’s climbed down her own hair. Of course, she’s never seen a man before, so it’s a rather…interesting meeting: “Well you can’t be that old; you’re completely flat-chested!”
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2006
Unnatural reviews
The Hounds, dark lupine beasts, surged around Loke & snapped at his mount, adding a whine of terror to the skeletal stallion’s screams. Bloodlust rising, they gnawed futilely at their tethers—or just launched at their brothers, slavering jaws wide.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
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