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Author has written 24 stories for Humor, General, Romance, Life, Biography, and Essay.

Originality is key, action in the beginning is also great. I like good cliches. I have many different writing styles, I'm kind of like a chamelion-but I have a thing. Read and you'll notice.


May 23, 2010

You Will Damn Well Know Me: It contains coarse language and mature themes. It's very different from what I usually write-it's about desperation and what some people will do to receive acknowledgement. I like the route it's taking on but I need feedback to see what you guys think.

Mad Man: I might go back to it, I'm not sure. When inspiration hits me, I will post a chapter or two. For my dear readers, don't be disappointed that I haven't updated in a while.

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Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Alone by CrystallineSolid reviews
An essay on life and friendship.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Cameron Roe Is A Pervert by lennon coben reviews
- "This one’s for you, Siân." Everyone seems to have the same opinion of Siân and she's tired of it. She wants an actual boyfriend who's not like the others. Unfortunately fate has other ideas. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Insert Catchy Title Here by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Kisses by Ashlee Pond reviews
When your lips meet and the entire world disappears, leaving just the two of you behind, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of their very heart. - A collection of kissing one-shots. - Reviews Returned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Omnipotence by Seed of Doubt reviews
Jesse Tybalt is strange. He's mysterious. He's compelling. He's alluring. He's gorgeous. He's deadly. He isn't human...and his prey is Elizabeth Hailie. Unfortunately for him, his plans are disrupted when he falls madly in love with her. -COMPLETE-
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,035 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
The Freak by littlebabymon reviews
He's different; antisocial, quiet and unfortunate looking. A girl ignores all of that and tries to befriend him. He discovers the emotions of friendships: pain, joy, sadness, anger and something he has yet to experience.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
We Are Such Stuff by Gabrielle Alan reviews
Would it be weird if I told you I dreamed about you last night? Because I did.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
What People Do by StillWRD reviews
Things that people do
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008
Christmas by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
I'm not sure of the true meaning
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
His Mistress by Maroon reviews
He was the most powerful and feared man in the country. He used his power to kill whoever he wished with or without reason. He showed no mercy. Me? I'm just the woman who fell in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,136 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
PhysicalismPhilophobia by Gabrielle Alan reviews
“I don’t believein love.”Her voiceIs confidentAnd sure.You admire her.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The Requirements by unlikely.story reviews
Ex is on a mission: to find the perfect kiss. To do that, she'll have to find the perfect guy. What the mystery guy who keeps following her around fails to understand, is that he doesn't fit the requirements.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
The Tangent Story by catalyst.enigma reviews
It's about a pie. And his life story. Not really. It's funny. Just read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Statistical Improbabilities by FreakierThanThou reviews
With six point six billion people on the planet, how is one expected to fall in love? It's not logical, it doesn't fit with the statistics. It doesn't make sense. It just happens. Short and sweet. Oneshot. ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Frustrating by OneGirlAlone reviews
You frustrate me. A third because you’re so wonderful, a third because you’re not as wonderful as I make you out to be, and another third because I can never have you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Awkwardness by OneGirlAlone reviews
Because not every love story goes smoothly, the protagonist isn't always romantic, and sometimes a teenager doesn't really know how to act around members of the opposite sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Cultured Suburbanites Stuck at Home reviews
A look at the druggery of suburban life from the perspective of cultured adolescents
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
You Will Damn Well Know Me reviews
Pathetic people make you feel so much better about your life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008
Dissertation reviews
Seventy percent. I got a seventy percent on my essay. It felt as if the walls were closing on either side of me. I had to do something.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Worrying to the Point of Blank reviews
A fifteen year old girl finally decides to take action in order to check of a box on her worry list: First kiss. Contains sexuality
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Picking Pennies reviews
I am living in a piece of shit: the struggles of an ambitious nineteen-year old Journalism student.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
The Circulation of my Brain reviews
To get X, I will do Y and never give up Z. Peer into my future goals and how I'm gonna attain them.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Checkup reviews
Teenagers are supposed to be confused, depressed or both. Dr. Firth asks a series of questions to determine if these kids are normal.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Pathetic People reviews
Self explanatory
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Mad Man reviews
It has a floor, a ceiling, an entrance and exit way and a scene. It is called a room. Many things can happen in a room.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Adam reviews
What makes a man physically attractive.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Realness reviews
Realness is my motto. But is it ever going to happen for me?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
The Proper Word is Normally Challenged reviews
My brother just announced that he's gay. I'm not that shocked. I always just thought he was metrosexual. Warning: contains ignorance.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008
Ronseria reviews
A hot nerd tells his girlfriend that he has Ronseria. Ronseria is an STD. Ooohh.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
She Sure is Mature for her Age reviews
A kid at a hospital tells the nurse she wants to be rich and successful. We all do though, don't we? Well, there's a thing called determination...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Special Blank reviews
You often hear people laugh at something they did and apologize for being so weird. You see that in their eyes, they love being different and special. Well what they consider to be that. This girl uses her uniqueness to feed herself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Ugly Rejection reviews
Have you ever being rejected? How harsh was it? You will feel sorry for this chick.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Boisterous Beings reviews
The underwires of bras are so uncomfortable. You can't even subtly adjust it without being caught. Guys are so annoying.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Introvert Seduced by Playboy reviews
You will giggle and roll your eyes at her awkwardness.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Blue Print reviews
Negative but fun-sounding poem about aspirations and goals
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Confession reviews
Nobody knows this, but I have a confession to make. All I know is that it may make me socially inept.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Confusion reviews
My original summary made me cringe. He decided to take on a different route: I feel…physical, he said.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Slap and Talk reviews
Xzin was just walking down the street when someone appeared out of nowhere and slapped him across the face. Now why would he do that? Told in dialogue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Which Way do you do your Cartwheels? reviews
For some people, taking risks come naturally. For others, it’s better to just stick to sideway cartwheels. And for the up and comers, hope that someone teaches you how to do both cartwheels. One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story reviews
I met him when I was at a party with overweight boisterous editors and loaded heirs. I was hiding under a kitchen island, whatever that means, his words not mine. Oneshot. Longer Version.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete