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Joined 01-10-06, id: 508832
Author has written 4 stories for Life, Humor, and Romance.

OK -your reading this boringass profile. let me personally congratulate you.

I am a massive procrastinator, a chocoholic, obsessed with peanut butter and ONLY the spread, an emily strange follower, judgemental, hyperactive, a perfectionist, a shorty (152 -shutup!), nocturnal, pychotic, and a hypocrite. =

I am completely, absolutely, utterly, without a doubt in love with green. GREEN. greengreengreengreeengreeengreengreeeeeeeeeeen.
I have a strange obsession with fishbones and have a tendency to drink too much coffee. I was drunk when i was 5 (which was purely accidental) and have never touched alcohol to my lips since. Ever. OK maybe just once.

I am a not-really-confusing-but-semi-some-what-complicated-maybe-a-bit-paranoid-sometimes-over-obsessive person who would believes that sarcasm is a whole new language.

I loathe country music and eventually hate music that goes mainstream. I think Country Road sucks due to popular demand and prefer to do things differently. I'm random yet everything seems to just fall into place. I admire people who don't get caught up in the evil clutches of the trend sirens (but that doesn't mean i don't have chucks).

I cannot, I repeat CANNOT, go a day without listening to at least 10 hours of music. Otherwise i'd have an identity crisis.
LOVE From First To Last, As Tall As Lions, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Lucana Coil, This Providence, Bjork, The Dresden Dolls, Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, Nina Hagen, The Academy Is, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, HIM, The Fcking Champs, Interpol, Genesis, Placebo, Muse, Armor For Sleep, The Fray, Sarah Blasko, Bobby Flynn, Underoath, Atreyu, Taking Back Sunday, System Of A Down, Kasabian, Jimmy Eat World, Fiona Apple, Joanna Newsom, Anti-Flag, Kasabian, Rammstein, Lamb Of God, The Cure, My Chemical Romance, Staind, Lost Prophets... to name a few. Few!

I've always been an avid reader and then one day thought 'hey, why don't I write?'

Well that's pretty much my life story.

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Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,950 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
He should not have been there, but he was. He should have looked away, but he did not. He should not have had her...but he did. A re-telling of King David and Bathsheba. Retired now and available as an ebook.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Chasing Mussolini by it's only castles burning reviews
Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004
His Mistress by Maroon reviews
He was the most powerful and feared man in the country. He used his power to kill whoever he wished with or without reason. He showed no mercy. Me? I'm just the woman who fell in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,136 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
On Opposite Sides of the World by Faedora reviews
I wanted nothing to do with Sir Jackass, but dear old Mom conspires against me and gets engaged to Sir Jackass' dad. So I come up with a plot to prevent the marriage, but no one ever told me I'd fall in love in the process with Jackass himself. ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,253 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006
Welcome to the House of Madness by myfutureme reviews
So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,899 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005
Hungry by ironchef cutie reviews
Short, sad poem about emptiness
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Die by Toothache reviews
A feeling of escape.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Brotherly love by untitled furniture reviews
Dear Dr. Phil, how do you get over a guy who would never want you? Wait, scratch that. How do you get over a guy who's your step brother? No answers? You're useless. Where’s Oprah when you need her? Completed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,016 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Making Him Notice by awaitinglove reviews
I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,502 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Beyond Friendship by Dirty Secret reviews
She was the outcast in her private school, the girl that loved black. She moved to a public school, made friends that are just like her, met a boy that has everything she looked for in a guy. Too bad he's a pig headed jerk who despises her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,458 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
This can't be happening by awaitinglove reviews
He is the most annoying, arrogant, and hottest boy in our school and i 'dislike' him. But one problem, he's staying at my beach cabin for the summer...oh, and another problem, i'm staying there too. hmm. EPILOGUE IS UP AND NOW COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,548 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Dramatic Irony by IgnorantBliss reviews
Lillian Chandler, a nineteen-year-old aspiring actress has just been granted her lifetime dream-a starring role in a new show on Broadway. But when her co-star & onstage lover turns out to be the far-less-than-agreeable Gabriel Thomas, her director give
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,580 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
A Simple Twist of Fate by VelvetWriter reviews
Kat knew a relationship with one of her brother's friends was dangerous, especially wtih the reputations they both had. But when the attraction is too great, the only thing possible is to try and keep those around them from finding out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 113,342 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Chronicles of an Executioner by Areya Branxton-Chase reviews
Meet Aidan the gorgeous 18 year old who walks the streets with a deadly secret and she'll kill you faster than it would take to draw your next breath to keep it. She is best female assassin the world has seen but her next target may be what kills her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,795 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
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Damn Soap Operas reviews
Mackenzie Blake smart, witty and active member of GETRIDOFSOPPY ROMANCE... well, if it existed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007
Barbies and Milkshakes Don't Go Together
Alex has never liked Barbies. Alex's step-sister is a Barbie. Put Alex and step-sister together and you get a Barbie disaster. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 4/29/2006
An Understanding of life reviews
Bloc Party inflicted life poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006
The Meaning of Life reviews
One of life's many interpretations...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006