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Joined 01-16-06, id: 509598, Profile Updated: 02-18-08
Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, Life, and Romance.

Quick overview:

I'm Josie and i'm sixteen.

Done.

Yeah, and I totally abandoned "Ross and The Big Bad New House". Kinda grew out of it. Which is sad. Because it was therapeutic. I'm trying something new now, not as...random. And my writing mechanics have improved since the eigth grade, hopefully.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Hidingnowkthxbai reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Snippets by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Effulgence by Heavily Horizontal reviews
Take me instead. were the words that started it all. Giving up her life to the Soul Reaper inexchange for Aaron to live, she was wiling to die and to be Forgotten. However, the spikey whitehaired Soul Reaper did not claim her life, but instead...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
Sincerely Yours, by misswonderlnd reviews
Liz is the perfect daughter, the perfect girlfriend, and the perfect big sister. She is always in control. But everything changes when she meets Susan, Meredith, and most of all the freethinking, artistic Patrick. Can Liz stay in control?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,678 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
The Thawing of the Ice Bitch by chthonical reviews
Life. Love. Both happen to everyone—even to people who don't give a damn. Like Em Callahan. Suddenly, people are all around her, becoming her friends. And these people are falling in love. For Em, life has happened. And love...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,976 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
The Grim Reaper by Polished Gem reviews
Kate's life's not perfect, but she loves it. So when it's taken away, it's payback time. Zeke is going to get the haunting of his life. That is until kate finds out Zeke has nothing to do with it. There's a more sinister plot at hand and it's time to kick
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,579 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Of Magic and Mayhem by toothofthehydra reviews
When Jess, a genie, is sent to Earth for committing a crime he meets Zula, a known hater of men. What happens next is full of magic, mayhem, and even...romance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,499 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Imogene reviews
“Seven, huh? My sister told me that she once felt the earth, the ground right under her feet, tilt a whole seven degrees. Said it scared the living soul right out of her skin. Said she was a changed woman; extroverted, or something.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008
Ross and the Big Bad New House reviews
Poor Ross! Forced to move from her childhood home to L.A., all because the crazy lady on her block won't let go of a stupid grudge. She's a little on the weird side ::cough:: loser, and her new stepbrother isn't taking too well to her...but his friend is.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,692 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
Call Me Sue reviews
Call me Sue. No, Jane... Plain Jane.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete