Author has written 7 stories for General, General, Life, Romance, Action, and Love.My name is Laura and my nickname is Kitty, though I don't rightly care for it. I love romance though I can live without it. (though no one should have to...) I like to write as an excape from my boring life, make up things that will never happen to me but it would be interesting to see what would happen. Right that's all I have to say
Quotes because I love my quotes!
When a man wants to murder a tiger, he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him, he calls it ferocity. The distinction between crime and justice is no greater.
An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy.
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself
If you strike a child take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life. A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
Ok now for the story stuff...
Things Happen: Finshed
Now or Never: This is first on my list, it's planed out for quite a few chapters and wil hopefully run smoothly.
All Roads Lead to Nowhere: This is second on my list, it's kind of something my friend gave me the idea for, and I'm kind of using it to get rid of my writers block.
Oh oh and three movie quotes!
Here’s another curse, may all your bacon burn.
(after DaVinci opens a locked door by removing the pins from the hinges)
King Francis: You will marry Gabriella by the next full moon or I will strike at you in any way I can.