Queen of the Shadylands
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Joined 01-18-06, id: 509799, Profile Updated: 02-10-09
Author has written 18 stories for General, Humor, Fantasy, Humor, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, and Friendship.

Why hello there. I am the Queen of the Shadylands and I rule over all that is shady and... in the lands that I have called the Shadylands. If you wish to purchase a home in my country then don't ask me because I don't really deal with that sort of thing, I'm the kind of person who gets other people to do that for me, you know sales people and the like. I am more the type of Queen who does what she feels like, has parties, sings, skips, jumps, occationally burns down signposts, terrorize children, tax little old ladies (must be under five foot. Ha ha the descrimination!)... um, uh, well nah I'm a pretty lazy ruler. If politics ever really bothered with the Shadylands (they never really got on, dont ask, something to do with an insult towards someones mother) then I would porobably have someone else to do it for me. I do the occational tour though, have to make sure my subjects remember me and raise the occational funds.

My apologies, I appear to be in a rambling mood today, so people who dont like ramblers, you have been warned, it's in my blood, my aunty rambles for miles and miles along countryside and forestry alike.

Now my closest friends are His Imperial Highness (I have two of his stories on my site) Miss Chloe, The Coconut Queen and the Vodka Bitch. I fear no wrath from them for calling us all a wyrd bunch. And beware this wyrdness does occationally comes out in my stories. (oh except Vodka Bitch she is actually rellatively normal, well compared to the rest of us that is... mind you compared to the rest of us most people look normal)

So... I like Lord of the Rings, took me two years to read the book which I know is a very long time but I am a really, really slow reader, which can be rather annoying. I like all things Sci-Fi, adore comedies and films in general, the bad and the good. I love to read and this and fanfiction.net, they are my favourite websites because I just love the way you never really know what story you might find and because it's done by people who are not trying to make money but are doing it because they love writing.

As a writer I find I have bad grammar and spelling and thank Sash that someone invented the spell and grammar check on the computer. I dont manage to write many stories but the ones I write I enjoy and you will generally find me with a notpad and pen in my hands.

Well me and my lovely friend His Imperial Highness are bored tierd and without anything to do, so we are going to write down some random quotes that we both like. HA HA!

-"Get it?"
-"Got it."
-"Good." (The court Jester, an amazing film)

'By the Great Parrot of Hades' (Doctor Who pirate planet)

'A knife in the back. That's a difficult way to commit suicide.' (Blake 7 Avon)

'Other people's property comes naturally to me' (Blake 7 - Villa)

'Call me bubbles Darling, everybody does' (Little Britain.)

'Dogs can look up!' (Shaun of the Dead)

'I got a bad feeling about this' (The Mighty Boosh)

'Groovy' (Evil Dead)

'pregnant women, sick swimming, ready to stand' (The little murmaid or at least thats what it sounds like she is singing) actually turned out to be 'bright young women sick of swimming,' but it really does sound like pregnant women.

'Save the cheerleader, save the world' (Heroes)

'Bring it on Escargot!' (Final Fantasy 10)

'Your mother is a friggin ardvark!' (The Labyrinth)

'This is a culinary abortion' (Stewie on Family guy)

'Your helplessness brings out my sadistic streek.' (Blake 7 Dayna)

'Wow your amazing!' (Mystic Heroes)

'Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.' (spirited away)

'Yatta! New York!' (Heroes)

'I love you Flash! But we've only got fourteen hours to save the earth!' (Flash Gordon)

'Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have faught me way here to the caastle beyond the Goldblin City, to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great... you have no power over me.' (Labrinth)

'Search me. We're just the knockers.' (The labrinth)

'It's so stimulating being your hat' (The labrinth)

'There's coffe in that nebular!' (Voyager - Janeway) (This one always makes me think of my brother)

'He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!' (Life of Brian)

'Have you been at the incense agin?' (Randal;l and Hopkirk Deceased)

'Get the cheese to sickbay.' (Torras in Star Trek Voyager)

'A perfect replica of the Old Opera House... But who cares! To my right a row of ministers, more sinisters than ministers...' (Ruby Rod in Fifth Element... Bzzz!)

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MidNight's Twisted Tales by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
Fairytales. Cannibalism. Bloodlust. What could go wrong when MidNight The Magnificent throws them all into the creative blender she calls her mind? Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 27,264 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008
To the Core by Shoob reviews
Beginning a rewrite from the beginning. New and improved. See Chapter 43 for details and the new start.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008
An Unrealistic Future by Ben Rude reviews
What happens if FOX rules the world... ahem galaxy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
How To Hire Evil Genius Scientists by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
Ever needed to hire an Evil Genius Scientist? Let MidNight teach you how to exploit them fully! Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Anna and the Guys by SpontaneousRhino reviews
Anna Windsor answered a newspaper ad to join a band full of five guys. This is the story of their very strange band. Please review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,027 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2006
The Mirrormaker by lesseninglessons reviews
Sometimes pretty little children look at themselves in mirrors, and sometimes pretty little children go down to the fun fair on their own, and sometimes they never come home again. A fairy tale.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Artz of War by Dead Decoy reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
The World I Live in by LittleOneOfDoom reviews
Extremely random dreams I've had. Should be hysterical. Rated T just in case, but nothing should be bad.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006
Run Away From Pigs That Fly by Just-A-Little-Bit-Lost reviews
I could tell you my name, but I'd have to kill you. Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuh! P.S. I like pizza and balloons. [rated for mild language]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
A Pirate Life for Eva by PirateLuv reviews
Eva's friends dared her to steal a statue of Pam Bennet's, but Pam Bennet is not any old lady she's a witch. Eva was sent back in time and meets the most fearsome pirate Captian Tomo Lipol. This is her adventure....PLEASE R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006
Interaction by Aistaraina reviews
Something I wrote when I was bored. Most nonsense. Feel free to Review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
Redbull the Story by A. Uchiha reviews
There once was a guy name Erik. And yeah, that's pretty much it...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
My Shorts by Blueskelton reviews
Small humorous stories about my underwear addiction, eccentricities, and all around bad luck.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006
The Adventures of Mark: Revised by lazykat
This is an extremely short story I wrote when I was bored. I asked my brother what I should write about and he said "A superhero. No kings or queens." Hope you enjoy! Update: I actually got around to fixing it. Thanks galliver!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Adventures of My Childhood by rotten apples need love too reviews
Maybe this happened, maybe it didn't. You'll never know. It's funny, but not laugh out loud funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Mind Saying that Again? by AutumnEvening reviews
Rea Thompson is a college intern just trying to make it in the Big Apple without her mouth getting her into trouble, but after an evening encounter with a handsome billionaire and a bizarre man inside a robot her life changes in some unexpected ways. R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006
Surviving The Social Groups by Moonstorm101 reviews
Ah yes, social groups: the bane of the school advertiser's existence. Should you smile in front of a Goth? Should you dis Jesse McCartney near a Teenybopper? If you answered yes to those questions, you need the help of...Surviving The Social Groups
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006
The right fit by girlscout
Waking up on a Sunday morning. Oh dear God, my head is pounding and if he's about to have a serious conversation with me then I'm going to need about ten advil and a chai.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006
the things that go bump in the night by crazyrainbows reviews
something is creeping scross the floor...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Cake by Even Gods Dream reviews
Ridiculous collection of spoof stories involving cake. Silly really. But hey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006
The Poor Orange by finkleton reviews
This is a journal entry that I had to write last year. It is stupid, but funny. One shot of course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Spin! by Mai Credero reviews
What happens when you leave a bunch of smart teens to their own devices... Includes a bottle, some cards, and mononucleiosis.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Frogs, Princes, and Frinces by the one you wish you knew reviews
...have you ever prayed for Prince Charming? have you ever found him? probably not. have you ever wondered why? here's the answer! RR please! by the way, this is for all species of people, not just the females!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
YOU MAKE THE ENDING! by Matthew M reviews
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST THANG EVAH! Welcome to YOU MAKE THE ENDING. The story where YOU COMPETE agains other people at making the BEST ending for different STORYS! ARE YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? COME ON IN FOOL
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006
Scene And Heard by The Scarlet Queen
Overobsessive otakus? Car crashhappy emo kids? Wannabevampire mallgoth chicks? What's a cat girl to do?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006
Jiikron: Legend of the Two by NekoKamiFL reviews
[HIATUS] Twins. An evil force. The struggle between light and dark.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006
Insanity Rising! by aka Meteor-Infinity reviews
In a world where there aren't much dragons to slay, or villians to vanquish, what's a guild of adventurers got to do to earn some cash! Warning: Insanity may melt brains.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006
Short Story Collection by Leucrotta reviews
Six random creative bursts, done as an exercise involving three words from a thesaurus and a little time to write.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006
A Horoscope A Week by Moonstorm101 reviews
The planets are alligned...do you know what that means? Neither do I! But if you're looking for a laugh or are just really really gullible, this is the story for you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
So Damn Screwed by Saucy McRascal reviews
She didn't want to fall out with her best friend, have her roof blown off or be phoned by people claiming to be mafia. What she did want, she had all planned out: to finish high school, to stop being such a loser and to kiss the not so proverbial Mr Frog.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006
Row, Row, Row Your Boat by Clay Is Mine 4Ever reviews
Not exactly original. Just no actual category. Sungirl and I just kill all the characters we hate. ^_^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003
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A Gift of Story reviews
The Head Librarian Nosneg has a gift for the new Queen, a compendium of his favourite Shadylandian tales. Welcome to the Librarian's Choice.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 2/2/2018
My Friend Eddie and Me
My friend and I are given a line from a film and challenged to turn it into a poem.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 3/23/2017
My Enlightened Foot! reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 7/19/2008
The Good Guy Wins Again? reviews
We all expect the villain to fail his many plans. Well not today. Today the bad guy gets everything he ever desired.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
To Live Without Destiny reviews
Can there be those who fortuna does not follow? Who's lives are lived through chioce alone? And what would that mean for the overall plan.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
I Can Read Past the Cartoon Section reviews
Poems brought on by actually reading the newspaper. Don't worry nothing too topical.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010
The Road to Nowhere
It's the end of the world, life as we know it is over! What else is there to do but drag race.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Choice Sentences reviews
Random lines picked whilst watching a TV show and turned into limericks.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Treasure Planet of Marion reviews
Think of the historical significance, the adventure! The Tresure! But a dark secret may mean they wont make it back home.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Freefalling Fun! reviews
I'm jumping out of a plane for charity and this is what came to me as I collected sponcers. No not AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Marcus Vs the Dragon
Marcus is the best fighter in his village and he knows it. But how will he react when he comes face to face with a real dragon? Will he prove himself or fail and face the consequense?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007
Neek! cried the goth reviews
It's one of those days where your late for work and everything gets in the way to make you later so ofcourse that was when she found the leg.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Dream Kingdom Theory reviews
imagine a world lost in deep space. a world where dreams are collected and the knowledge of the universe is held...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Photo Album reviews
What might happen to the lifetime of photos when the person is gone?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Windowsill
What do you see when you look out of the window? How good are your powers of observation.Well what Amber sees out of her window is not always what is there, but does that matter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Floating is Fun!
Would you stop and stare if someone jumped off their car and began floating? Maybe it's just me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Wow what randomness reviews
i was listening to some music and my hands were board so they began to type. If you have a clue as to what i have written please tell me cos iI dont know.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006
Jade reviews
This woman called Jade wakes up from a coma and thats pretty much it, nothing special. It was just me wanting to write something without using any speech. Please review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/23/2006