EduardBlack
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Joined 01-19-06, id: 509991, Profile Updated: 07-05-13
Author has written 19 stories for Romance, Love, General, Horror, and General.

Disclaimer: Okay, obviously I'm not the owner/manufacturer of things like Ritz Crackers or Dell computers. If you recognize it, I don't own it.

Please, don't take offense from anything I write. I am not trying to insult you, your ideas, or anything else. Usually, you will not find cheerful stories in my collection. So don't write a review about how depressing the work was, or how disturbing the content is.

Finally posted something again! I'm going to try really hard to post the new story I'm working on and actually update. Here's hoping. -_-

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Unsane by Uke-Mochi reviews
He said he wasn't crazy, and boy did he prove it. My entry for a local writing contest. Twisted, gore filled, corpse covered, kinda funny, etc. Read and review please!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Still Life by Yoyo-chan reviews
Cordy's the invisible kid that no one notices. When he finds a genie, will things change? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,728 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Cheese, Crackers, Milk, Sandwich by Frore reviews
There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006
What is Love? by Bressa reviews
Man has celebrated the idea of love for ages, giving it pretty names and beautiful imagery. But what exactly is the cause of jubilation? Love is more than three words whispered late in the night, more than a diamond ring and a kiss. Love is forever.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
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Brüderliche Liebe reviews
Couch sex. Between twins. Enough said. (Oh, and it's Yaoi.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
Mission Insane
This isn't really one story. It's a bunch of them thrown together for a LJ challenge. Chapters have their own warnings.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009
Urakoitsija Johtua
This is a side-story to The Contractor, kind of. Warnings are.... squick. GORE, violence, language, blah blah.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
SugarFree Jam
Sometimes, when you're alone, the oddest things bring about the deepest feelings.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
The Contractor reviews
No one told him the love of his life was cursed. No one told him what would happen when he went to see her. And no one told him how he would react.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008
Der Zirkus
This is a story about a circus. There is no romance, there are no horrifying, grotesque circumstances. Though, it may be the prelude to a romance. Who knows.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Undone
Who can truly describe insanity in a summary? There's no romance, and certainly no joy. But if you're looking for inspiration for an angst story, this is probably it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
What Goes Around
Detective Zakary Steele has stumbled into a case bigger than he expected, all because he met a prostitute. Now he has to destroy one of the largest crime rings in the city. "Romance", adult themes, pretty much anything you'd expect from me. Oh, and plot!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,848 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Little Bird reviews
Who summarizes a poem?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
The Greatest Sin reviews
If I could summarize this, I would. Rape, incest, canibalism, probably a few others I forgot to mention. Not for the weak of heart. Should be rated X, but that wasn't an option.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Checker Pieces
Read and see
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Memories That Hold
When trapped in our lives, sometimes, only what we hold dearest can set us free. I hate summaries, can't you tell
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
“Fact and fiction are the same thing... Yet another twisted little story. Read and find out.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
It's Just Love reviews
Maybe a little romance if you could call it that. The twisted telling of a relationship that was perhaps doomed from the start. Complete.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Let Me Be Me Again reviews
finished YAOI Toby Mathews' life was finally turning around. Until he realizes the best thing to ever happen to him isn't what it seems. Now, he's got nowhere to run and he's running out of places to hide.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 51 - Words: 43,791 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Blue Rose reviews
It just came to me last night, so don't expect anything great. Just some poor sap that kills himself in the end anyway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Puppeteer reviews
Again, read and see
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
The Shadow Man reviews
Again, just a poem
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Is This Love? reviews
It's just a poem people. Want a summary? Read the damn thing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
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