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Joined 01-21-06, id: 510263, Profile Updated: 03-08-09
Author has written 6 stories for Horror, Humor, Humor, and Sci-Fi.

Wow.

What made me decide to come back to my old Fictionpress account? Maybe the wanting of new reviews for my old stories and needing feedback on some new ones? Dunno. I guess I remembered the good times of when i was a community college student and didn't need a job. Here I am with a job and going to a University. Yay for me. More stress equals fewer stories, unfortunately.

Maybe I'll look in on some old friends here. Feel free to check out my stories and poems. Some of them are old and mostly suck.

About me, i guess. I'm a 19-year-old Blockbuster employee sort of disillusioned with the whole college experience. But hey, who doesn't feel like blowing their brains out in a spiralling depression now and again?

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Monster Hospital by GoodbyeSkyHarbor reviews
Emily finds herself in a Hospital, but things are much more sinister than they appear.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
WINNER TAKES OIL by Mr.Satire reviews
CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
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A Collection of Awe Inspiring Poems and Songs reviews
My mind concocts many ideas. Some of them I don't understand. Oh, well, I posted them anyway! Reviews are much appreciated.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006
The Conditions Project reviews
A devious collection of scifi, horror, supernatural, and suspense stories sure to challenge your thoughts. From a scientist keeping a surprising secret to a teen's hallucinatory trip into an alternate dimension, you will wonder what happens next. Updated!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006
Forward This Message! reviews
Forward it to 10 people, nothing will happen. Forward to 25 people, still nothing will happen. Forward to 50 people, and you're pathetic for thinking this matters.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/18/2006
Channel Surfing reviews
What happens when you stay up too late watching TV? Chaos...utter chaos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006
The Adventure of A Lifetime reviews
Home alone on Christmas morning, and a surprise invitation to a world famous Chocloate factory. Welcome to an adventure like no other...I promise! Rated K+ for mild language and some suggestive material.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2006
Living Yet Unaware reviews
The sickness of insomnia, the dangers unknown. Is it really my doing that caused this tragedy?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
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