Author has written 54 stories for Life, General, Haiku, Love, Horror, Fantasy, and General.
"My pages taste excellent.. but are stickier than toffee and very hard to chew," Read the book.
"What an appalling book!" Valentine complained. "That's the most useless thing it's told us so far."
"It's not. It's a very brave thing to say," Helena whispered, ripping its pages out.
my best, the rest is complete crap: