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Joined 01-22-06, id: 510411, Profile Updated: 03-06-09
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

so here's the deal: new name! also, is officially in college. so updates... good luck.

definition: spazzer.flails.explosions.daydreams.writes.chocoholic.adores music.plays love.loves anime.loves animals.fails at all things math.wishes she was classy.wishes she was graceful.wishes she was something.hates her looking for a new newbie.closet pervert.major bookworm.hates stereotypes.loves stereotypes.stereotypes people.loves acting.sings like a black whole again.wishes she could shop forever.enjoys being lazy.loves making up words.lurves becoming fashionable.doodles.fears teh spiders.enjoys long showers.wishes she could tan damnit.fangirly to the max.ultimate videogamer.grammar whore.mad procrastinator.fiction whore.unique.possible ADD.sprinkle of psychotic tendencies.friends are her air.

current flames: sunshine, her laptop, Montreal, shopping, Bones, her new camera, & college(surprisingly).

IN ACTION!

Luck O' The Irish: I really do have it all: a good job, loving family, two best friends that just bought me tickets to Ireland, and I'm pretty sure that I just met my soul mate. The problem? I've got a fiance waiting for me back home. Oops?
-this little baby will be my long-term project for awhile. i'm working like crazy on it and i've got the prologue/first chapter almost done. you can expect something by next week. cheers!-

Haunted: I'm really just your average girl, I don't see why I have to see a shrink. So I'm falling love with said Jiminy Cricket, so what? And yeah, so I see dead people... your point?
-pft. well. i've been hacking away at this for about a year now. i've got the idea and characters and what-not, i just can't seem to write it out in a way that i actually like! once i reorganize some stuff, i might throw out some chapters here and there once i get going on LO'TI. this'll be my second-in-command story.-

Wolves Amongst Lambs: They were hired to remove a group of resistance fighters. But when things get too close to the line and too blurry, who's really fighting for what cause?
-okay, don't expect ANYthing from this for a looong time. i've got a few characters laid out, and a few pieces of plot thrown together, but it's worth less then crap at the moment. this is my side-side-SIDE project.-

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Yo. So, for those of you interested, I have a branch of myself on fanfiction.net. I've got a few stories up there so swing by and give it a go!

Um... yeah that's all I've really got. Hopefully I've caught some of your attention and you hang around long enough to give me a chance. Here's hoping!

And we're going to pretend that I totally just didn't copy this profile from FFN... I only have so much creativity!

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Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Ahh, Canadian Love by Deena reviews
He was eager. She was bewildered. He was a little dorky. She was a little nerdy. Oh how cold Canadian love can be! **ONE-SHOT**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Rodeo by unheardmelodies reviews
The thing with having a boyfriend who's bi? He happens to like girls. SLASH, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Water Theory by found.eventually reviews
“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Okay Then by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So she missed having my Canadian cousin around because unlike me, he listened to what she said. As if I had any control over how distracting her lips were. All I'm saying is that Ian couldn't have been straight. I mean, honestly. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
My Favorite Holiday by princess.lame reviews
“No, Natalie. You want this. You want this just as much as I do. We need this.” He took a deep breath. “I’m serious. I love you.” A socially-retarded girl meets a crazy gorgeous guy. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Royal Trepidations by AngelofArtemis reviews
It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,156 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2003
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Sourpuss by orbicland reviews
[slash] Lemon is forced to marry his millionaire stepbrother in exchange for insulin for his diabetic cat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Dragon Lore: Beginnings by dragon-princess 87 reviews
UPDATED! CHP.22 UP! In the Mythical Realm, dragons rule supreme in the Imarie Palace. Bane, a Moon Dragon, and his dragon army have kept the lands safe for centuries. But when Toni, a hyper human girl, appears the ancient prophecy begins to reign chaos...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 10/12/2005
Welcome to the House of Madness by myfutureme reviews
So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,899 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005
Thirteenth Floor Guys by The Incredible Flying Wolf reviews
Fallon: typical guy. Thea: typical tomboy. They've been best friends for 14 years. But will he ever see her as something more? Add one track star, a crazy scottish roomie, a New Year's Eve party, and Hawk, who might just have a few tricks up his sleeve...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
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Hockey Boys, Party Girls reviews
It was going to be the biggest party of the year, but Chloe would rather stay home and avoid all contact with ex-boyfriends, drunk hockey players, and stupid, gorgous men with pretty blue eyes and a penchant for wandering around half-naked. Damn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2009
Strike A Pose reviews
So I was posing for my best friend's art class. Big deal. So I would be mostly naked in front of over thirty people. Bigger deal. So I'd be posing provocatively in front of the guy I'd liked for almost five years wearing nothing but a sheet... Huge deal!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/16/2008
Wedding Bliss reviews
It was her hair that had caught his eye first; she was stunning. Of course, they were at a wedding so with his luck, by the end of the day she'd be family. Oneshot RxR
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete