Zacharies Ringweaver
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Joined 01-26-06, id: 510842, Profile Updated: 05-02-08
Author has written 3 stories for Sci-Fi, and Essay.


First off, thank you for following whatever possessed you to click this name. It inadvertedly leads to this bio, which I'm going to try and make as interesting as possible so that you'll read my stories when I put them up.

Okay. Now, where to start? Darn...what do you type into these things? A little bit about myself? Alright. I'll give it a shot.

My name is Zacharies Ringweaver. My real name is Jonathan River. I am, by birth, a native of the little, but plesant, chain of islands that make up the Philippines. I am male, and I am 18 years old. I live in Pennsylvania, Marshalls Creek, in East Stroudsburg. Currently, I am not employed, though I would love to be. (if there's anyone out there who would employ a desperate 18 year old living in Marshalls Creek, please, don't hesitate to drop me a line.) I'm 5'6, weight 130 lbs (I would love to say it's all muscle, but it's not. That isn't to say, however, that I am fat in any way either.) I go to East Stroudsburg High School North for what people call and education.

Why do I reveal such things? Because most of that information, you'll find, is useless anyway. So you know my name? So what? What are you going to do with just a name? Not even a full name? How many 18 year olds live in Marshalls Creek, PA? The last time I checked, a lot. Just as a lot of students go to East Stroudsburg High School North. I doubt you even know where that school is anyway, I sure didn't.

That, and the most interesting thing that could happen to me right now is if an Internet predator, or perhaps some covert government agency, or an identiy thief, decides to do stuff about it. Seriously, I think I would revel with joy if something like that happened, and life isn't as infinitesimally dull as I thought it was.

What else? Darn, what do you put into these things?

Well, I'm an amateur writer, this much is true. I started writing when I was, the earliest I can remember, seven, and it was a fan fic about Sonic, Pikmin, and Yoshis all stranded together in the Internet. Needless to say, it was written very poorly.

I don't know, I guess I like writing. What else? Video games? And books, of course. Though I wouldn't be considered a bibliophile. A healthy mix of books and procrastination.

What else? Darn, this is so hard.

I guess my favorite author would be Douglas Adams. Love it. Nuff' said about that. Frank Herbert is also pretty good, and Ray Bradbury. I am, in fact, somewhat of a sci-fi nerd. Which is probably why I don't have a girlfriend.

So if, y'know, anyone out there...

Anyway. I'm not even going to go there. Anyway...

I guess...that's about all you need to know, really. Uh...sorry. Keep up the good work?

I don't know. I'm going to bed.

Story of a Tech by Precto reviews
After taking a mercenary job, a young girl gets tossed into the fight of her life. If she and her friends lose, it would mean the destruction of the universe. Alot of mecha. Based on a BESM game.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006
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Hourglass tea and Cosmic Truffles
A collection of short stories done for a literary magazine that never saw the light of day. If anyone is familiar with my previous work "A Semblance of Life," you might recognize some of the elements in the stories. R&R Constructive critism is welcome.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Published: 2/26/2009
The Silver Cloud reviews
An essay I wrote for English class, college freshman level. Uploading for some feedback and helpful reviews, so I don't fail out XD Please R&R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008
A Semblance of Life reviews
A story of romance, fear, intensity, integrity, Velociraptors, Giant Squid, the Loch Ness, zombies, and the truth of the Universe itself. I've basically taken all of my ideas and jumbled them all into a mish-mash that I hope you will enjoy. So enjoy.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008