May Hearty
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Joined 01-28-06, id: 511084, Profile Updated: 01-29-09
Author has written 6 stories for Young Adult, Thriller, Love, and Romance.

UPDATE 2009: I HAVE NOT READ ANY OF MY STORIES FOR FIFTY YEARS. I ADVICE YOU DO THE SAME... WHO THE HECK EVEN KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT? ...NOT ME. I DON'T WANNA KNOW. THE MYSTERY OF THEM IS EXCITING ... AND I SHOULD STOP TYPING IN CAPITALS... ONE DAY I WILL. ONE DAY.

Howdy Partner!

If any of you guys are feeling review deprived just give me a yell and I'll review away...because the number 0 (or any similar unsatifactory number) after Reviews is my arch nemisis. A quote to support this point is listed below.

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the lonliest number since the number o-o-one

As you can see, people need at least 3 or more reviews.

Current Status Attempting to learn the hillarious hornpipe (off Mansfield park). Undoubtedly best dance ever.

About my pen name: If you say it really fast it sounds like you're saying "Me Hearty" like a pirate. Hence the origin of the name. It's quite lodgical when you think about it...

About me:Hobbies include getting sneaky revenge on people (yes I know I shouldn't!) such as changing my sisters myspace account to say she is male (Hee hee hee!) Also love jogging (running about in the countryside is actually quite fun...because there is always the possibility a Mr Rochester type guy might come galloping up.)

Current favourite thingy:

CRUNCHY NUT CLUSTERS! I have probably eaten my weight in them.

Current Aim: To finish writing my new Regency story (I'm currently in a Regency mood due to the Jane Austen season on tv)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
The Deceiver by Kiyura reviews
To escape death, Alexandra Astena made a deal with a strange man--one who was not exactly human. But which one of them is the monster? ...You tricked me, now I know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,750 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Ahh, Canadian Love by Deena reviews
He was eager. She was bewildered. He was a little dorky. She was a little nerdy. Oh how cold Canadian love can be! **ONE-SHOT**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Star Swallower by from beneath the bell jar reviews
He's a star swallower with my name on his lips...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Kinetic Poetry by Myrika reviews
They'll fight to stay in each other's worlds, two odd ducks swimming together because in the end they have the same voice. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
The Unsavoury Character by Whyte wolf reviews
Meet Lucilla Stapleton. Not the most ladylike person you've ever met. Dislikes balls and parties in general and is prone to dressing up like her nonexistent brother and fencing with strangers. And she is about to meet one of the rudest men in England.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Dancing in the Lightning by Bonfire Of The Sanities reviews
Just read....its one of my longer ones, but may be the best I've written in awhile
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
You're Beautiful by Whyte wolf reviews
I saw her on the underground one evening and something undescribable powerful passed between us. one shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Lit 241 by BloodVixen reviews
a take on shakesphere Read Review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
The Second Love is the one that Breaks Your Heart by Serenadea reviews
another song that I wrote...let me know if I should change anything
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006
In the Dark by Annah A-bomb reviews
It's a slightly depressing little poem, rated T just in case, I would appreciate any feedback.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Love and Security by Sojiro reviews
Love. Security. Two words that shouldn't be in the same sentence...right? Wrong. This is my rationale for why they belong together An outpouring of pure feeling and strong opinion.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
night of a thousand stars by SpilledInk reviews
the moon is beautiful tonight
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Happily Never After by from beneath the bell jar reviews
And she spends all her time kissing boys on the corner of Ever After Road... Please review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Serial Killer With A Smile by from beneath the bell jar reviews
"His love is lethal and if you play with fire you're certain be burned..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/28/2006
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Mercenary Angel by Bonfire Of The Sanities reviews
I think every guy has probably met a girl like this...This is a brand new one, so please tell me what you think
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
First Ten Times by Dan Breaddy reviews
It had to be after the fifth time I realized I was in love with you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Daemon by Vivian Grace reviews
What happens when a demon becomes obsessed with a human? What lengths would he go through to make her his? How far would he chase her?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2004 - Published: 2/16/2003
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
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How To Shoot At Someone Who Outdrew You
He needed her. Bent, broken and twisted beyond all recognition. And he’d have her. Seeing through their sick little game to the end. Introductory chapter up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Published: 5/6/2008
In The Rain reviews
Warning: This is a happy love poem. Just a poem about how being in love can change something as simple as being in the rain.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Perverted Jealousy reviews
A jealous driven girl creates a twisted man.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
A Girl Of That Age reviews
Cruel opinions about a girl who has never had a boyfriend. First original piece on poetry. Please read and review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
A Dead Mans List reviews
A story written by my littlest brother who is only 9 years old. Naturally it therefore has tons of killing in for no apparent reason. Please read and review! One shot.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
And So The Writed Becomes The Writer reviews
A completely unrealistic girl. I mean, who has a name like Abigail? And who hasn't got an evil twin? Or an ex husband? Or at the very least some sort of incurable disease which means all men who look at you immediately melt into a ball of goop?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006