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Author has written 24 stories for Fantasy, Kids, General, Family, General, Romance, Humor, and Essay.

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Not much to talk about as far as my life goes. I read, do homework, go to school and hang out with friends. My life is very repetitive and writing is a way for me to escape from it. I have written a handful of very long stories (which will not all be posted here due to crudiness) and some short ones as well. Though I do not like the whole "review my story and I will review yours" thing, if you review my stories I will most likely review yours. This is not a bribe. When I feel like reading fictionpress stories, the easiest thing for me to do is click on the reviews of my stories and go to the reviewers page. Easy acess. If you send a PM to me, the same rule applies. I will probably look at your page and review your story. I warn you however, I may believe in constructive critisism, but my reviews can sometimes lean toward the fluffy side :) I apologize in advance if they annoy you or are too harsh. Oh, and by the way, I LOVE reviews...they make me want to update my stories. No reviews, no desire to update...so please, if you read it, say something! They don't have to be long, detailied reviews either, even a small "this is cute" review is appreciated!

In case you want to know a little about me...

I am currently a 18-year-old girl living in the giant puddle that is western Washington. I love animals (especially felines) and own waaaay too many cats (more than 5). My favorite shows on right now are "Heros", "So You Think You Can Dance", "How I Met your Mother", "Greys Anatomy", "Bones", "Big Bang Theory"", "Private Practice", "Castle", "Dollhouse", and "House". My favorite movie is Serenity and my favorite cancelled shows are Buffy, Angel, Pushing Daisies, New Amsterdam, and Firefly. I absolutely adore any book by Terry Pratchett and I love all of the Harry Potter books. I hate parasites, wasps, needles, and my brothers feet.


Magically Insane (MAIN): This story is complete but I will be editing, adding and even redoing chapters soon. Summary: Meet Katrina Sparks, an intelligent, bitter teenage girl that has always had everything together. Or at least that’s what everyone believed until a set of events revealed that she may not be as sane as they thought. When a pushy boy starts making special guest appearances in her dreams, the birds start saying good morning and oh, lets not forget the whole suicide attempt with a spoon, how could anyone think differently, including herself? When this girl is hit hard in the face by two worlds that clash she is faced with a most unusual, but important question: Is magic real or is she just insane?

Magically Immature (MAIM): COMPLETE (finally!). This story is the sequel to Magically Insane. Summary: Katrina is a normal, 16-year-old girl. At least she was before she realized she was a witch. Two months ago, her world was turned upside down by Marten Wasl, a warlock who revealed her magical status. During those months, their friendship grew to the point where he wanted to bring her into Bestia, the magical world. She reluctantly agreed to visit during her winter break, believing, like an immature child, that the trip would be calm and quiet. But, as all clichéd stories go, things quickly turned interesting. A power-hungry, evil witch was terrorizing dimensions, including the one of Prince Allen, a childhood friend of Marten. When a quest to save the prince’s parents sends Katrina deep into the world of fairy tales and clichés, it will take all her strength, cunning and sanity just to stay alive.

Magically Intuitive (MAIT) This is the third Magically Insane story (out of a planned four). I warn you, This story will live up to it's teen rating. My previous stories were rated teen to be safe, but could have scraped a PG rating (possibly). MAIT is going to have a darker theme, more swearing, and a pinch of inappropriate content. Teaser summary (written by Scott Graham): "From the author that brought you Magically Insane and Magically Immature, comes a story of fantasy, comedy, romance, and tragedy. Read the enchanting new pages of "Magically Intuitive", the newest novel from author DisturbedKittenWriter". Summary: Here’s a little riddle for you. What do you get when you combine nightmares, magic, animals, curses, and…me, Katrina Sparks? Yep, I am back. And believe me, this isn’t going to be pretty. Tait’s curse is making him more violent every day and I have earned back my completely realistic nightmares (this time, complete with actual fire!). To top it all off, my hormones won’t shut up. Oh yeah, this is going to be fun.

Magically Katrina (MAKA): This is just a series of short stories based off of MAIN. They are really short and may help explain the story a bit, but you don't need to read them to get MAIM and MAIN. I really enjoy writing these :)

Spawn of a Fairy Tale Couple (SFTC) and How Fur Flies (HFF): These are all on hiatus and will not be updated anytime soon. I have NO ideas for SFTC. As for HFF...I would like to work on it. However, I want to redo MAIN before I start writing it.

Other stories I am working on but have not been posted: I have a couple ideas for new stories. I have a few that are based off of films my friends and I made in video productions class. I have already started one of those, which is called Super Insecurities (I will post a summary soon). I am also curently working on a spin-off from Magically Insane. I don't know the title yet and I haven't written more than ten pages, but I know the basic idea. It's about Katrina's ancestors, paticularly an animal-loving witch named Kiandra. It is part magical/elemental fantasy, part love story and is set around the time Luper first meets the Veneficus girls. I will post a summary for this soon as well. I should have the first couple chapters posted on fictionpress before the end of spring, but you all know how often I actually post when I say I will ;)

The rest of my stories are all one-shots and are finished.


2/05/2008- I finally updated my page and posted the second chapter of MAIT.

Favorite Quotes From Books and Televison

"It was a poem about daffodils. Apparently the poet liked them very much. Susan was quite stoic about this. It was a free country. People could like daffodils if they wanted to. They just should not, in Susan's definite and presice opinion, be allowed to take up more than a page to say so."- Soul Music written by Terry Pratchett.

"Susan recognized Cassandra Fox and Lady Sara Grateful, almost identical in their love of anything on four legs that went "neigh" and their disdain for anything else, their ability to apparently look at the world with their teeth, and their expertise in putting at least four vowels in the word oh."- Soul Music written by Terry Pratchett (I absolutley adore this part of the book because the character Cassandra keeps saying "oeuwa". Yes, it took me a second to realize she was actually saying oh with four vowels.)

Booth: "You know you’re a smart ass. You know that?" Brennan: "Objectively I’d say I’m very smart although it has nothing to do with my ass."- Booth and Brennan on 'Bones'

"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing," Zoe on 'Firefly'

"Even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what, are we helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."-The Whistler on Angel

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Cure To Unrequited Love by insane in the brain reviews
There's more that meets the eye to the Popular Guy and Outcasted Loser cliché. Both have a different story to tell. Fairytales never warned love could be so dark. Cupid's dead and love teaches us to lie... DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Sponsored Songs by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Cheer up, whore! The answer's clear. Buy, buy, BUY! And this time, don't forget to leave a review. Chap 35 up! Neopets!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
The Relics of Álvaro by Kwote reviews
Four friends are chosen by a mysterious being to complete a quest at a The Happiest Place on Earth. Will they finish their quest or will the forces of a destructive Queen stop them in their tracks?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,361 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006
Werewolf of Seattle by Lady Wolfine reviews
Keela is almost an ordinary girl. She's a werewolf, but she also tries to lead a normal life. Plus, with a human kind of bent on killing off all her kind, things could get a little complicated. Did I mention the demon? Update coming, promise!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,069 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006
3 AM Revelations by insane in the brain reviews
There is no need for the jealousy, denial, heartache, revenge, childish insults or melodrama anymore. This is where most clichéd couples end up after that exhuasting journey towards love. Why the sudden epiphany at 3 AM? You can decide for yourself. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Love Isn't Supposed To Make Sense by insane in the brain reviews
I broke him. Unintentionally, but the mess I created cannot be covered up with apologies and pretty words. True love is the scariest shit that’s ever existed and don’t even try to deny it. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Friends in History by Lady Wolfine reviews
I've been the best friend of Marco forever. Another guy shows up, Drystan. Everything is fine, then Marco cusses me out, punches Drystan and ignores us both. I have absoultly no idea why. I know he's not jealous. We're like siblings. So what the hell?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007
I Munna Eat Choo by Schloss reviews
Teenage Drama, consisting of monster Muffins, Asshole's and Shoelaces
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
My Shorts by Blueskelton reviews
Small humorous stories about my underwear addiction, eccentricities, and all around bad luck.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006
The Life of a Dragon by Megabyte reviews
Avatre knows she is superior in every way. But then one afternoon, everything changes when she meets a unicorn, and she has to find a way to trust those she thought she would never trust, and get her own body back again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Why the Wolf Howls by Megabyte reviews
A little story I wrote for my block class. It's a myth, so it's obviously going to be really unrealistic...:D
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006
Meghans by Megabyte reviews
The stupid story about a tribe of me, myself, and I. I hate it, and I think you will too. Friends wanted to see it. It's supposed to be about my culture, as an assignment.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2006
A little essay about my family.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006
How much more cliched can you be? by Ruler of The World reviews
Lacey has never known two people to hate each other so much, they actually don't. Eva and James have absolutely nothing in common and they fight like a cat and dog. So what's going on with them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Bittersweet Memories by StayxGold reviews
What happens when five teens are assigned to do a project on the 50s. Guys dressing up in poodle skirts, pelvic thrusts, and groupies galore. r/r
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006
The Valley of Four Winds by Megabyte reviews
This is a little "fairy tale" that I wrote, just to see if I could. I hope you enjoy. :D
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
One Night by Lady Wolfine reviews
A short poem about the death of one person, and how it affects some people.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006
Wild March by Megabyte reviews
So far, there's only a prologue, but you can read it. Actually, it's only PART of a prologue.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2006
Chocland World History Parable by Rtarara reviews
A short parable about a greedy, gluttonous boy who gets his just deserves.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005
A Little Hard to Put Into Words by Chance Brown reviews
After a school dance fiasco, two best friends end up on the lake shore. Davis finally gets the courage to spill his guts to Alison about his feelings, but how will she take it?. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Three Little Pigs Revised! by Bobertkins reviews
I was really rather insane when I wrote this so PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE don't sue me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2005
Wind by Aerial Dream reviews
A child telling the wind just what she thinks of him.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2003
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Cupcake War reviews
A dog and a cat desperately want a vanilla cupcake!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Birth of a Snowflake reviews
My birth, as well as the birth of my siblings, was a miracle.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Magically Intuitive reviews
Things are haunting Katrina in her dreams and are causing her to perform spells in her sleep and Tait's curse is making him more violent. A rare egg may be the only thing that can grant them peace...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,927 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Adventure School vs Regular High School reviews
Just a little compare and contrast essay. Title says it all.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Birthday Cold reviews
A descriptive narrative essay written for my english class.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Canyon reviews
Just an analogy of what it's like to fall in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
The Memory of Enumclaw Adventure School reviews
Adventure School has been my second home for three years. Now, its disappearing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Daydreamer reviews
A dream is a wish your heart makes, a daydream is your heart's desperate attempt to escape from reality.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Magically Immature reviews
Magically Insane 2. Katrina is a highly intelligent witch. But when a wild adventure sends her deep into a world full of fairy tales and cliches, her cunning is put to the test. Can she save Prince Charming's parents and make it home in time for Christmas
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,254 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Story Scrap Bin reviews
Just a collection of tidbits from stories I wrote a long time ago and do not plan to finish or post. Keep in mind, I wrote a lot of these when I was a preteen. They aren't going to be good. Do not read if you do not want to see my earlier work.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Fairy Bright reviews
Christmas Fairies are lighthearted but delicate creatures. When they are forced to make christmas bulbs day and night, they're entire world falls apart. A very short story about the lives of fairies and the horrors of mass production. Merry Christmas!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Chasing a Tiger reviews
Just something I wrote when I was bored. A little piece on the war between a toddler and her cat.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
How Fur Flies reviews
A contest sponsored by an evil film company, a vengeance bent girl who hates them and her cat. What do they have in common? A contest no one will ever forget. Chaos has never been so furry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2006
Magically Katrina reviews
A series of short stories relating to Magically Insane.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Spawn of a Perfect, Fairy Tale Couple reviews
Marie's parents are so perfect for each other they seem like they came right out of a fairy tale. And her? Well...to put it nicely...her views and personality make her far from dating material.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006
Your Flaws Are Beautiful reviews
Nathan loves his best friend but has noticed how sad she has been lately. He explains why the flaws people point out about her are not flaws at all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Why the Bobcat Has No Tail reviews
This is an asignment I had for english. It is a native american myth so it is supposed to sound farfetched! A vain bobcat and a clever fox ruin it for future bobcats.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
The REAL Story of the Easter Bunny reviews
DISCONTINUED! Think you know the Easter Bunny? Did you know he was a troublesome rabbit and unruly teen? I didn't think so. My name is Robert Cottontail and I am going to tell you the REAL story of the Easter Bunny.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006
Who am I? reviews
Just a little poem I wrote about me there is a little joke about cheerleaders...don't take it seriously :P
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Complete
My Brother's Scary Birthday Party reviews
Ok, I wrote this because I was stuck up in my room because of my little brother's birthday party. I know I can't write poetry, and I already know this stinks so no flames please!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Valentines Day Isn't All Bad reviews
Just a cute little character piece about Katrina's view on Valentines Day. Includes talk about a Valentines Day dance and implied Marten Katrina sort of
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Scattered reviews
Asignment for english. An earthquake leaves a class of 15yearolds stranded in a forest. Will they survive the night?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Magically Insane reviews
Katrina sparks was always thought to have everything together. But now people aren’t so sure. After a set of troubling events, she must answer a most unusual, but important question: Is magic real or is she insane?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
When the World Went on Vacation reviews
I wrote a little children story about what would happen if the world went on vacation. A short, cute little piece. It does rhyme, but it is more of a kid story than a poem so IT WILL NOT BE LAYED OUT LIKE A POEM.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
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