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Joined 02-01-06, id: 511719, Profile Updated: 04-07-10
Author has written 8 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

My writings, WIPs and whims.

The Adventures of Gavin and Katie- Just in case anyone is getting confused by the chronology, the order of the adventures of Gavin and Katie, as they theoretically "occur" is...

1: Not (the Christmas before senior year)

2: Save the Cheerleader (the Halloween of senior year)

3: First Things First (between Halloween and Thanksgiving senior year)

4: Surprisingly Unsurprised (Thanksgiving of senior year)

Save the Cheerleader: In a nutshell: Gavin and Katie are in a strictly hate-hate relationship. Ha ha. I guess things aren't going according to plan? Because now she's in trouble, and maybe Gavin's not okay with that. Maybe Gavin is so not okay with that, he may have to take measures so that she's never in trouble again. Can you say personal bodyguard?

Surprisingly Unsurprised: Gavin and Katie are back! It's Thanksgiving with her family, and poor Gavin may not survive. : ) I wrote it from Katie's POV this time, y'all will have to let me know which POV you like better. Can be read as a separate story.

Not: Yet another installment of Gavin and Katie. Some one shot, huh? This episode is set the Christmas before STC. Katie is sick, and Gavin can't bring himself to leave her alone. I'm sorry it dies at the end. I may edit it later. In which Gavin decides 'not' is a stupid word.

First Things First: Gavin and Katie go on their first date! To a skateboarding park! Oh, what fun! And on top of that, Gavin's been doing weird ever leaving. Ever. How will our favorite mismatched couple prevail? That is really the question. Inspired by Noie's input. Go give her cookies! And really guys, by this point, you should just read all of them. It might make sense alone, it might not. I, for one, am going to shamelessly promote reading all of my stories as the obvious solution. ;)

Gavin/Katie Spin-Offs-

Withdrawals: James (Gavin/Katie fans will know him from Surprisingly Unsurprised) is a bank teller working at the drive-through window. He's happy working there until he falls for one of his customers, who has never seen him, and who therefore obviously assumes that he's a sixty year old pothead lesbian with a fetish for animal print. Drama ensues. :) Don't like how this one turned out as much as STC, but will conquer the dastardly villain writer's block!

Multiple-chapter Stories-

The Twilight of a Tale: My baby. I love this story! Things should move a lot faster now that Draumur's on the scene. At least I hope they do. Anyway, I can't seem to figure out the genre on this story (I've changed it like six times) so any suggestions are appreciated. As an actual summary, and maybe a bit of an explanation...this is set in an alternate universe where Stories are real, human-like figures with emotions and trials and everything else we go through. 'We', that is, mankind, are referred to as Speakers, because it is our speaking that gives birth to them. The twist comes in where our protagonist is concerned: she is an incomplete Story. This makes her almost radioactive, and detrimental to the health of other Stories. For this reason, she is shunned. So, when something bad happens, how is she going to get help?? That is the drama. Along the way she meets up with Draumur, who quickly becomes her friend, confidante, and love interest. Awww. Anyway, that's about it. Any further questions I will try to answer as best I can without ruining the story. Good? Or no?

Of Whims and Wizards: This is an experiment. I love fairy tales, and Disney, but I am rather disturbed by the lack of depth afforded to the characters, particularly the females. So, I've unleashed myself upon the world of fantasy. I know, be afraid. Most are the generic humor/romance category (I enjoy putting characters in awkward situations) but some are a bit weird. The Frog Prince/The Nude Knight is now completed!! Also following will be re-tellings of Sleeping Beauty, Peter Pan, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Snow White, Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp, and many others, though not necessarily in that order. Cinderella Part One is now completed. It's been giving me fits, not gonna' lie. But take heart! I've actually uploaded!

The 25 Day Phase: Basically Little Miss Cynic Natty has given dutiful loverboy Trent the rest of her senior year (25 days) to convince her and himself that he is really, truly in love with her. Now I am all for that mushy gushy stuff, but the dramatic question is still: will he get the girl? And what sorts of bumps and bruises will be incurred along the way? New chapter story that I was itching to do more with, so up it goes. I can promise that it will be vastly amusing, at least for me, because Natty is just sort of angry, as a person. And Trent is not one to back down lightly. Hopefully there will be muchos dramatic outbursts and/ or declarations of undying passion. Because that's what defines high school, dontcha' know. That's it, I think. We'll see how this goes.

BTW, my little sister is Abigail Night, and you should look her up. Not that I'm biased, or anything. :)


To any of you foolish enough to still be haunting my fictionpress account, I formally apologize. It seems the real world doesn't like to let me write! But never fear. I haven't abandoned my stories, just... sent them on vacation for a while. I can't promise when- if ever- I get back into the swing of steady updating, but I'll try! Thanks for reading, I am, as always...

Your radiant writer (or...whatever ; )


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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Hung Up by Rekawach reviews
Could you call this biography? It's only about four lines long. It's about wanting to lighten yourself up a bit.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7222 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
What's Her Name Again? by hubbabubba reviews
Another school year should be pretty mundane for Zoë. New classes she can handle. New friends maybe? But how about Mom's new boyfriend, a potential new brother, and maybe even a new guy? Good thing she's got a column in the school newspaper to rant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,691 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006
Whatever It Takes by cynically amused reviews
Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn’t the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,648 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Cinderella Boy by pinkfairydust reviews
Someone I wouldn't mind forgetting about, a Scene i'd rather not relive. R&R's please?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Hung up on You by Pinkamoo reviews
Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
Princess Cobwebs by Luai-lashire reviews
A retelling of Cinderella. What if the fairy godmother had been a Faery Prince? What if Cinderella never wanted to marry Prince Charming? Written in the style of old fairy tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
He and Me by ALY55A reviews
[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Eyeliner is Hot by BandAidBandit reviews
It started with the quirky questionnaire the Student Council just so happened to force the student body to take.Why?This was their ingenious plan to match everyone up. And Kailey just so happened to get matched up with that freaky boy with the eyeliner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
A Tale Of Two Roses by Miss Wood reviews
It was clear Fate and Chance were not meant for eachother. Then something happened on Christmas day that changed the hearts of the two opposites.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Complete
Untitled by Kayli reviews
FINISHED! You'd figure Adriana's life would be perfect. She's rich, she's popular, and she has a best friend that cares for her more than anyone ever has. Too bad he likes her sister.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Complete
Jasmine by WriterJC reviews
Now Complete! Jasmine is an independent young woman who feels that her life is just the way she likes it. So how is it that a certain man with a 'knight in shining armor' complex can step in and turn everything upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 6/5/2001
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The 25 Day Phase reviews
Natty is living the dream- Jasper High's hunky golden boy has just decided he's in love with her! Time to break out the pinata, right? Not quite, because Natty isn't interested in Trent or anyone else. So Trent had better use the next 25 days very wisely.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Of Whims and Wizards reviews
A series of oneshots that retell some of my favorite childhood fairytales. With any luck these will be weird, funny,and generally a reflection of my very warped mind. Currently in the middle of Cinderella/Incinerating Eloquence. Yeah. Because it's a PAIN.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
The Twilight of a Tale reviews
I'm a Story without an ending, alienated because of my toxic nature. In escaping execution, I stumble upon a murderous plot that could destroy not only my kind, but you Speakers as well. But who would be willing to listen to a Leper?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
First Things First reviews
Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Withdrawals reviews
James is perfectly happy working at the bank's drive through window until he realizes it's very hard to have a relationship with someone you've never seen. Stand alone, but a spin off of the GavinKatie stories. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Not reviews
More Gavin and Katie. It's the Christmas before 'Save the Cheerleader' takes place, and our lovely heroin has fallen ill. Will Gavin step in to save the day? Or will he not? Not is a stupid word, anyway. He does not like giving up coffee for this nonsense
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Surprisingly Unsurprised reviews
This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete