Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow

Matthieu is basically your typical guy. He loves swimming, he has a cute girlfriend, he was born with female parts...Wait. What?

Gabby thinks her life could rival even the cheesiest of soap operas. Her brother just proposed to Tara, a certified primo bitch. Worst of all, Tara’s brother happens to be Jace, the school's resident Ice Prince and the biggest mistake she ever made.

Dorcus Oakshire and her three friends are immortal witches in modern day New York. Unfortunately, witchcraft has turned them into ugly crones. Warts and black magic make romance hard. Their friendship and their magic is all they have in the modern world.

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

A starship crashes on a strange planet. A girl brings a traveler back to life. A king searches for the truth. A prodigy loses that which is dear. A princess fulfills her duty. Evil washes across the earth. And a prophecy forbids two heroes love forever.

Shannon is a fat but talented cook who secretly stalks the bad boy star of the basketball team. They are worlds apart and out of each others league until one lucky pudding gave her a chance and maybe, a win.

Apparently, you're nice, sweet, kind, funny, hot, smart, rich, and one of the most popular people in our high school. Why? Well, you're Chris Mariotti, that's why. Ppppssshhhffttt...of course. Sad to say, but the people who believe those lies are idiots.

She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.

I inwardly panicked. What was I supposed to say? 'Hi, my name's Avani and I'm a psychic! I've seen your face in visions for ten years and have reason to believe that you're my soulmate'... I don't think that'd work out too well...

“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.