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Author has written 2 stories for Humor.

I honestly don't know why I'm even writing this: no one really looks at these things, anyway.

Except me.



I should probably stop rambling and just give you a fact file so I stop rambling and - oh, wow, look! It's a DAISY! Don't you just love daisies? I mean, they're just so prettiful and-

I'm sorry. I'll stop torturing you now.

Name: Amanda

Gender: really can't tell?!

Age: somewhere between 0 and 49573. But I'm in high school, so that should get rid of a few numbers.

Location: Australia...and no, I don't have a friggen pet kangaroo.

Favourite Bands: The All-American Rejects, Good Charlotte, End Of Fashion, Bowling For Soup...the list goes on for several pages.

Favourite Subjects: Why the hell are you even looking in the general direction of my answer for this?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT BORED?!

Favourite Foods: Oh dear are!

I noticed that a lot of people wrote stuff about what was happening with their current projects in these things and thought that it was a really good idea. So kudos to whoever thought of it, as against me for ripping it off.

A Horoscope A Week- set of (hopefully) humourous horoscopes. Just in case you couldn't guess from the title. I'm kind of losing my inspiration for this but chapter 8 is, after about a billion months, FINALLY UP! Go read it now...and then vote on the polll. Because if you don't I'll hunt you down and kill you. :cue maniacal laughter:
UPDATE: do not read this...THING. I mean, before I'd just lost my inspiration for it. Now I too DETEST it.

Surviving The Social Groups- How to identify and deal with each of the social groups. So far we have Teenyboppers (Preps), Sk8er Punkz ,Jocks and Goths, again, hopefully funny. Chapter 5 is FINALLY up...still not my best. Ah well.

Update from the future - 2008.
Ok, so after about 9 billion (ok, 3 years) of total inactivity, I'm suddenly getting a lot of reviews. Why? Who knows. But I think that I should probably mention here that I don't ever intend to continue either of my feeble not-stories any time soon, so as to avoid any disappointment (ha, yeah, I wish). Thanks for reading anyway!

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Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
The Perfect War by Ephemeral Dreams reviews
An different look at Mary Sues, Author Avatars, and other such things relating to fanfiction and published works. Recommended especially for new authors.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
How to Write a Review by Burnt Bread reviews
Story in process of being rewritten. Part 1 is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005
Happily Ever After by Michu reviews
Tired of a a boring, uneventful life, Emily decides to take it upon herself to liven up the lives of those around her, trying to play the part of cupid with sometimes disastrous results.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006
This Fic Will Change Your Life by grilledcheesequeen reviews
This fic is not for the weak of heart! Watch as one authoress makes an amusing ass out of herself while following the insructions of a fine piece of literature. BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004
Parody mension by Lovestruckandwhatnot reviews
Lindsey Lohan, ASHLEE SIMPSON, MTV, and other commercials, songs, movies, tv shows and so much more are parodied in this, the dymension where pop culture's successful flaws are brought to light.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2004
The Book Of Wright by Anastasia Hunt reviews
Out of the darkness of retail wage slavery and into the light that is Business School. A biblical-style epic about the zoo of a school that the author attends.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
Gpshaw's How to Survive a Horror Movie by gpshaw reviews
A handy guide to being one of the few people who get to the end of a horror movie. A shameless attempt to exploit people in mortal fanger for profit.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Things To Teach Your Kid by TwystedFate reviews
Rants from a daycare worker. Give me reviews and chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005
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Surviving The Social Groups reviews
Ah yes, social groups: the bane of the school advertiser's existence. Should you smile in front of a Goth? Should you dis Jesse McCartney near a Teenybopper? If you answered yes to those questions, you need the help of...Surviving The Social Groups
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006
A Horoscope A Week reviews
The planets are you know what that means? Neither do I! But if you're looking for a laugh or are just really really gullible, this is the story for you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006