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 Rising FP Authors worth mentioning because, well, they're amazing: a series of essays, stories, and prose i have done in the recent years. i've taken some stuff down because i'm no longer interested in it or because i am revising. yeah, road kill is off. =/ it will be back maybe again when i add some depth to it. it seems plaigarism is becoming a big issue lately. that makes me really kind of sad. |
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The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2021 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
It Was Only a Kiss by jammi reviews
What not to do when trying to show you can be independent: 1. Go to a party with the girl who wants to stomp your best friend. 2. Accept Jello from said girl 3. Kiss the cutie with the anger issues and no concept of personal space. It will not end well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2008
When Doves Cry by jammi reviews
-REMOVED FOR EDITING-He's considered blessed. Big brown eyes, curly blond hair, and an athlete's body. Everyone's friend and an all around nice guy. She's...stubborn. A dancer and extremely focused, some might say bitchy. No one quite understands their friendship.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
Foxified by Carbon Slash reviews
She has a normal pet just like everyone else. Yeah right, normal. Firstly, it is a fox. Secondly, it can turn into a human at will. What the hell? And aren’t foxes supposed to be cunning?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2005
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Empathy by Umbrella Maiden reviews
“So, you’re an empath?”“That means you can feel pain, right?” His curiosity was coloring his aura, filling in with streaks of bleeding mischief and masochism, pointing toward signs of ‘get the hell out'.Rated for launguage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/6/2007
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Breathe Me by meowza reviews
Then looking upwards, I strain my eyes and try to tell the difference between shooting stars and satellites from the passenger seat as you are driving me home. "Do they collide?" I ask and you smile, with my feet on the dashboard the world doesn't matter.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Chasing Silence by write-the-world reviews
When the sound of music drives you insane; when your very mirror image gives you nightmares, that's when you need to find it. Silence. Peace. This a story of a murderess, a family, a fire or a few , a girl who can't remember, and a boy who never forgot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Saving Castle Perilous by Written reviews
When her older sister is taken hostage by a wicked knight-errant, it's up to Lynette and her humble kitchen boy to save the day. A tongue-in-cheek retelling of an Arthurian legend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2008
Traffic Lights by meowza reviews
He reeled back. “You really don’t remember me, do you?” I snuck a glance at his narrowed grey eyes. “Am I supposed to remember you?” I asked. That’s when I caught a glimpse of a circle-sized scar on the inside of his arm. It was a burn mark. A mark I knew
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,813 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Seizing the Sky by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. “You will learn to smile as you kill.” How do you trust someone who captured you—someone who betrays your senses, commands your enemies, and talks in riddles? Well, by having no other choice. ficathon challenge o4
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Obsession with Jack by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Another Day by Ranoko reviews
Wrote this on my way to sleep... I thought of it in bed, wanted to just go to sleep, but it kept bugging me 'till I wrote it down. Hopefully it isn't too muddled. Thank you for your time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
What We Leave by Hematite Dandelion reviews
She always left her bike at the baseball diamond. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
The Storm by Ranoko reviews
I love the rain and thunderstorms, and I've written quite a few poems about them. This is one of them. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
The Parting Exchange by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. They've been through a lot—losing their souls, losing their loved ones, losing their memories. . . but in the end, they couldn't have been more different ficathon challenge 19 .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Obsidian Swans Ode by Aelux reviews
This was written as promised to a dear friend. She will be mainly the one who understands it, but I took a LOT of time to write this which makes it one of my favorite works. Please read and review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Catharsis by Hotkitty reviews
COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,445 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Eternal Dreams by verifyme reviews
A toast to daylight
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
On the Nature of Obsession by Black-Telic reviews
It's funny what a writer writes when insisting that she can't. Oh, you're not obsessed. Of course you're not. We all believe you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Stealing Madison by Vaeleska reviews
NEW CHAPTER 32! Madison Carter and Jason Curtis. Sworn enemies. The pair were separated for 6 years, until now. With her best friend, Nathan King, confessing feelings for her, and Jason back in her life, Madison has to choose. Childhood enemy? or Bestie?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,799 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005
Love in February by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. maybe there is such a thing as "perfect"—it’s just that no one can keep it in them. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Still Untitled by pixy-dizzy reviews
"Well, she has dreams she's gonna cash//She writes better than she speaks and she's determined she won't crash//Yeah, that's me." Here's a song for people who just kind of like life.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2006
The Look by ithinkimae reviews
But for us, looks are the only things being exchanged A game for shy girls, or arrogant boys
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
starlight secrets by none of burt's beeswax reviews
for the boy who disappeared. sometimes i think i can still hear his voice echoing in the wind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
My Favourite Mistake by Flawless Storm reviews
I ended up in all cliched messes possible that night, but I wouldn't change a thing. Any redblooded female would be aching to be in my postition. Who wouldn't want to be stranded for one night with the dark, sensual, notorious playboy Cameron Maitland?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete