Kinderwhore
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Joined 02-11-06, id: 512984, Profile Updated: 07-02-09
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, General, and Young Adult.

As my identity changes from site to site (all the more difficult for you to stalk, m'dear), you may call me Kinderwhore. I am: anatomically female, racially mixed, nationally dual, and geographically retarded. I've been reading nothing but classic novels (and Terry Pratchett) for the last two years, so you'll have to forgive both the purpleness of my prose and the snobbery of my library.

As far as FP is concerned, I'm a very unreliable writer, with updates few and far between -- a slothful habit for which I find myself frequently apologising. My current baby is Spanish Web, and though I know very few people are following it religiously (and honestly, who can blame them?), I'd like assure any readers passing by that it will be completed. God knows when, but it will be done...

Being a professional amateur, I have absolutely no right whatsoever to give out writing advice. No right at all.

Nevertheless...

Kinderwhore's Golden Rules of Writing (subject to revision)

1. Master the basics-- get into bed with grammar, let spellcheck be your friend, and for the love of God, punctuate properly.
2. Steal from life (it's the only thing that can't sue you for plagiarism afterwards).
3. Always make your characters suffer. Always.

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Rogue Tales: Doc Viscera and the Hospital Heist by Sark reviews
First in a series of short stories, focused around a handful of super villains crossing paths in the city of Schelm-Hafen. This time, villainous surgeon Doc Viscera plots to steal tech from a hospital at the beheset of a mystery employer. Now beta'd.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Sourceworks by LucienofShadow reviews
The Energy Absorption and Transfer Module or E.A.T.M. is the answer to the energy crisis, and the impetus for the start of a war the likes of which the world has never considered. Man's miracle is, for rest of the world, the End of All Things Mortal.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Bunraku Seirei: Novicus by ByYourSide reviews
This is a game of darkness and ghosts, of magic and fear. Slavery--murder--deception--haunted candy. The path to become a master will be filled with secrets, lies, and death, but Ciane is willing to gain as much as he's lost. Everything.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,884 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
The Father by Psmith reviews
The story of an unlikely father, a relationship with the small daughter he didn't know was his, and the passion of a mother's love.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Manor by PhaithMcCoy reviews
That's the nature of the manor. I know you haven't been in the house for very long, and that you might think that this is a dream. If you don't trust your mind when you wake up, go to the cemetary. Look for our graves. Oneshot. R&R
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Three Feet Under by Madame Y reviews
I stroll by the beaches every night, where the sand crunches like mashed jewels or skulls beneath my feet.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Oblivion by Skylark1 reviews
In a decaying world that passed its use-by date a long time ago, a boy called Sage finds himself coerced into becoming Death's champion, charged with the task of finally destroying the earth. Unfortunately, he doesn't really want to...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008
Doubt : Circle : Television by notwithoutyourhat reviews
“It’s perfectly possible that Steve talks in similes, I later chide myself. It is rude to assume he would not.”
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
One Last Time by The angel of Alma reviews
Femslash. When love is forbidden.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006
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Spanish Web reviews
Take two teens. Have boy cheat on girl - and feel very sorry for it. Have girl fall for other girls. Let girl feel sorry too. Add circus, feminist, art show, social climbers and a travelling accountant called Meth. Season with drama. Let story unfold.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008
Snapshot reviews
In the world of romance, some clichés are inevitable: the trick was not to fall for the embarrassing ones. A hint of het, a dash of femslash, and a sprinkling of sugary fluff. -PREQUEL to SPANISH WEB-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Mommy's on the Radio reviews
Being the somewhat misleadingly titled tale of a not-quite-fired film critic and her transatlantic baby. Rated for language, vice, and general fluffiness. -ON HIATUS-
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
I Don't Think We Should Roleplay Anymore reviews
It's kinda hard to take your boyfriend seriously when kinky Catholic-schoolgirl roleplays involves actual homework and school 'reports'... Rated to be safe. -COMPLETE-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete