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"All I've gots a moped."


God, if I can get you to read this whole entire thing, then I'm good.

I'm this seventeen year old girl who has dreams that can fill up a galaxy. I have too much going on in my head, it's not healthy. Sarcasm is something I live by. That and being random. Hello. Being a psychotic but oh-so-loveable person, it's amazing to see the way people react with you. I never get negative reactions, because I have an awesome personality to match with my crazy random antics, but, who knows. I'm still young. I'm a virgin, but I want to have sex. No, I'm not gross. I just want to know the feelings. eighty nine percent of my friends ARE NOT virgins. I'm not saying it's because of them I want to have sex, but I admire the fact that they've had it already and the consequences have not shown up for them i.e. pregnancy, STD's. They were lucky in this department. But, I have a fear that if I have sex at the tender age that I am at, I will suffer a consequence that can get me kicked out of my house and onto the streets.

Entertainment is my life. I mean it. If I had a way to entertain the world all at once (which I'm working on. Give me a break) I would do it. I love to make people laugh. I dunno, it's this feeling I get when I see someone hold their stomachs and burst out with laughter. The feeling is unreal. It's fun. To know that you just made someone's day by putting a huge smile on their faces. My personality is so bubbly (not like, 'OMG! Hi, girls! Let's go grab a latte at Starbucks and then check out hot guys from Abercrombie and FITCH!) that I can put a smile on someone's face when walking into a room, because they're used to the person that I am. Acting is my passion. I love it. I LOVE IT! I want to marry it. I want to have children with it. It's my soulmate. I love it so much because I get to step into the realms, misfortunes, pros & cons, & excitement of another person's life that might or might not be like my own. C'mon. People are always saying that they want to be this person, or that person. With acting, you GET to be this or that person. You get to see what it's like. And that's why I do it. I sing too. Ooh, if you know me, you'll know that I sing with no limits. I will burst in song when the occasion is there. My music genre is eclectic. I listen to whatever sounds really good. My current favorite song is Fall Out Boy's "I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)." The song makes you think about love. That's another thing, I like songs that makes me think about it alot. Or a song that I can actually picture myself singing. Because it's more fun like that (TEE HEE!). Sometimes I hate my voice, but other times it comes out so nice, it astonishes me . . . I love to dance as well, but dancing can be a son of a biscuit eating bulldog. I'm willing to do it, though. I'm going to start taking dance classes at Alvin Ailey Dance Academy in NYC.

Yeah, I'm a NYC girl. I live in the Big Apple. No, I live in Brooklyn, which is a neighbor to Manhattan, in which I go to constantly. Times Sq. is a magical place, even when you've been there constantly, because when I walk on the streets of Times Sq., I just get so amazed that I'm right there. Standing. In the middle of Times Sq. You get this grateful feeling because you know people would KILL to live in NYC. And here you are. Living in it. Without a care. Except, I do care. It's a magical place, it is, minus the violence and skanky people, but it really is amazing.

I could go on for days and days about myself, but, I don't want to bore you.

Lol, who am I kidding? Yes, I do!



Acting; singing; dancing; writing; drawing; the Jonas Brothers; Chris Brown; guys; love; teen literature; people (some); curly hair; candy; food; carbohydrates; television; computers; photography; CHEESE; make-up; photoshoots; magazines; fashion; craziness; colors; light eye colors; blank paper; cartoons; youtube; myspace; fluff; sexual tension; sarcasm; sex; randomness; uniqueness; friendship; relationships; guys who have a backbone and who treat women with--; respect; high self esteem; my family; creativity; graffiti; art;'; Harry Potter; reading; babies; being home alone; pimple free faces; people with interesting lives; picking out flaws; funniness; theatre; MORE TO COME!


Mean animals; cheaters; know-it-alls; annoyance; rapist; domestic violence; paper cuts; injuries; hospitals; bad tv shows; bad actors, singers or dancers; bad grammar (drives me crazy), curse words, rappers with dirty songs; Mrs. Green; movies brought up to the hype but it turns out they were extremely dumb; homophobs; dirty guys; people with dumb myspace profiles; music that turns out pointless; strict parents i.e. mine; actors turned singers or the other way around who can't even do it; crazy fans that don't give celebs a break; gossipers; SATs; tests; studying; responsibility; stereotypes; high school; life being hard; long days; rainy days; summer school; superficial guys; Miley Cyrus; facial, body hair; mean people; annoying people; healthy food; ghettoness; MORE TO COME!

Favorite TV Shows:

Chuck (NBC Mondays @ 8); Heroes (NBC Mondays @ 9); Pushing Daisies (ABC Wednesdays @ 8) America's Next Top Model (CW11 Wednesdays @ 8); Gossip Girl (CW11 Wednesdays @ 9); Smallville (CW11 Thursdays @ 8); Supernatural (CW11 Thursdays @ 9); Ugly Betty (ABC Thursdays @ 8); Hannah Montana (DISN); Avatar: The Last Airbender (NICK); Just Jordan (NICK); I Love NY (VH1); MTV Hits; South of Nowhere (THE-N); The Best Years (THE-N); About a Girl (THE-N); Wild-N-Out (MTV); Wizards of Waverly Place (DISN); MORE TO COME!

Favorite Movies:

V for Vendetta (Natalie Portman); Finding Nemo (Ellen DeGeneres); Titanic (Leonardo DeCaprio); Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks); Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell); Legally Blonde (Reese Witherspoon); The Day After Tomorrow (Jake Gyllanhaal); Disturbia (Shia Labeouf); Transformers (Shia Labeouf); She's the Man (Amanda Bynes); Catch Me if You Can (Leonardo DeCaprio); Bring it On (Kirsten Dunst); King Kong 2005 (Naomi Watts); Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (Johnny Depp); Chocolat (Johnny Depp); Monsters, Inc. (John Goodman); Say Anything (John Cosack); The Breakfast Club (Emilio Estevez); The Incredibles (Holly Hunter); Remember the Titans (Denzel Washington); The Lion King (Mathew Broderick); Little Miss Sunshine (Steve Carrel); Superbad (Seth Rogan); Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire); Interview with the Vampire (Brad Pitt); The Ring (Naomi Watts); Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (America Ferrera); Tuck, Everlasting (Alexis Bledel); The Princess Diaries (Anne Hathaway); The Grudge (Sarah Michelle Gellar); The Devil Wears Prada (Meryl Streep); Spanglish (Adam Sandler); Fun with Dick & Jane (Jim Carrey); Liar, Liar (Jim Carrey); Clueless (Alicia Silverstone); Pleasantville (Tobey Maguire); Casper (Christina Ricci); Beetlejuice (Winona Ryder); Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp); Mermaids (Cher); Freaky Friday (Lindsay Lohan); Little Manhattan (Josh Hutcherson); Zathura (Josh Hutcherson); Dreamgirls (Jennifer Hudson); Ray (Jamie Foxx); MORE TO COME!

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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
the list by sunshinedoll reviews
A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
Love Ya, Unc by effervescent-sentiments reviews
Lacy, quirky and fun-loving, has never had to confront life as anything more than a joke with a forever-long punchline. But when she starts getting feelings for her uncle, Scott, that she shouldn't . . . life doesn't seem so humorous anymore. Re-vamped!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,781 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
I Love You Like by CK Shorty reviews
.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don't ask me how or why, because I couldn't tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Four Simple Steps by strawberry-express reviews
‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Boisterous Beings by groovacious reviews
The underwires of bras are so uncomfortable. You can't even subtly adjust it without being caught. Guys are so annoying.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Vanessa Hudgens Apologizes for Lack of Second Nude by Joey Batz reviews
Disney Channel starlet Vanessa Hudgens finds herself immersed in yet another scandal, this time in regards to her infamous nonexistent second naked picture.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
You Suck by Ratt Roses reviews
I guess this is a love poem to an imaginary significant other. Maybe some day I'll have someone to dedicate it to. Silly and fluffy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Dirty Sestina by Jazzy reviews
Naughty Sestina
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
A Shocking Truth! by nopenothere reviews
A short poem about a rather amusing relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
True Love by lilyqueen777 reviews
For my creative writing class, you have 5 words that need to be put in a 5 line poem, here are the words: Soap, mirror, love, water, and stretch. The clear water, stretches the sky...drabble piece...please r&r!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Death By Chocolate by Not Dead Fred reviews
Ahh, chocolate, my one true love! But ho! I am betrayed!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Deceived by Ellie Driver reviews
Boy cheats and girl yells. Incest implied, but it's in a funny way.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
In Pajamas by Cynical Romance reviews
She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
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Take A Cold Shower reviews
If you're addicted to kissing, and hugging; touching and rubbing, then you're a sucker for love. Which also means you're a sucker for a guy, his brother, and so many other things. Giselle, you are so screwed, babe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,945 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
So Where's the Fun? reviews
There was not a spot in this entire house where I could get away from the noise. It’s ridiculous. Something in my mind told me not to come to a party with absolutely no supervision. But anywhere is better than home
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Ding Dong! reviews
If a witch, a very powerful witch, died, who would you replace her with? Satan, Paris Hilton, or Dare I say it! Harry Potter! It's a funny piece of crap poem I made. RxR. Merci!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
And Now reviews
A suicidal song I wrote about a depressed girl who's boyfriend breaks up with her. What does she do? She kills herself. Her actions in the form of a song. I'M NOT SUICIDAL, PPL!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Love in 20 Minutes Tops reviews
Felix went to the lame party because Clarisse was going. He agreed to play 7 Minutes because Clarisse was playing. But he didn't plan on getting locked in the closet, because neither did she. He also didn't plan to fall in love, because neither did she...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
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