VendettaTheory
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Joined 02-14-06, id: 513405, Profile Updated: 03-05-09
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Fantasy, and General.

"I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have."

-Leonardo (of Vinci)

JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT The Man, The Legend, The Incredible Irishman of Insessive Idiosyncrasies who Immediately Implodes his Impressive Ire on all Idiots. While Inching over Insanity he Imbues you with his Incrimental Intellect:

All illiteration aside (get it... I-literation? Haha... yeah it sucks.), I love to write. Now you might be saying, "Listen you clown, If you've posted stories here we already know that. Now make with the funny!" Alas I lost the funny (I think its behind the couch somewhere) so this profile will have to do.

I live in Michigan, AKA The state most people believe still belongs to Canada. Well, put away that maple syrup because I am indeed a citizen of the US, and get all the perks (Phone tapping?! Where do I sign up!) I'm a eighteen year old male and am an avid sports fan, (Michigan State, the Detroit Pistons and Buffalo Bills) and player of said sports (varsity tennis on a state tournament tennis team, what, what!)

I don't know how talented I am, but I do have this: Stephen King, Author of more best selling books than he can count, "This kid can really write... some of the best I've ever seen... Now get that knife the Hell away from my throat!" No problem Steve, I got what I needed.

Everyone loves a in-depth review, but even a nice 'keep up the good work!' or 'I enjoyed reading this!' puts me on Cloud 10 (Official Cloud 10 slogan, "Yo fuck cloud 9!) Don't be shy now!

Well if your still reading this is where I cut it short. Thanks for reading, some quotes I enjoy and descriptions of my work lie below. As well as of course the real stuff,my writings. Goodbye my friends.

"There were two things wrong with that sentence, and both of them were all of it."

-Just a friend.

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Wildfire by kristy23 reviews
Scotland and England are on the brink of war. Kenna is a Scots spy; William is an English knight. But love is blind, and though it is William’s job to execute her, they fall in love. Can they save each other, and their countries, before it’s too late?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,928 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/18/2006
Conversations About Everything and Nothing by collapsing.sandcastles reviews
... With Music. A story told in phone calls, a best friendship between Kate and Jamie which is perpetually teteering on the edge of more.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Ekam Sat by Parcel Sisters reviews
A young woman is about to be led through ancient India by the hands of a tiger-messenger trying to weasel his way out of servitude. Her skepticism of gods will turn when she witnesses the deities in person and their informal and jaunty personalities
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006
The Princess's Keeper by SorrowfulSoul reviews
Seiya is the adopted son of a high-ranking army offical, Tadashi, who is also good friends with the king he serves. Naturally Seiya befriends the king's daughter, but when an accident throws the two alone together, they may become something more.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006
The Last Word by Un Jour Sans Toi reviews
-CHAPTER 10- The Last Word was the greatest pirate ship to ever sail and it's captain was the greatest swordfighter, but what if the captain was a girl? (No Romance)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006
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Ye Shall Be As Gods reviews
Japan has changed, it has changed for the worse. Everyone has forgotten. The subways have forgotten. The people have forgotten. The warrior spirit has been extinguished. But not forever. Japan is sleeping. It needs to be woken up." ONE SHOT
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Once More With Passion reviews
School's in session. But the curriculum isn't typical, it's sheet music, art pallets, and scripts. At the MarrisOak Academy for the Naturally Artistic, a shy violinist finds himself in love, in trouble, out of place, and out of tune with the ordinary
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,902 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006
The worlds beneath our feet reviews
A young man uncovers a gateway to a new world within the earth beneath him. An bizarre agrarian culture of giant sheep and mushroom houses, lost treasure, war machines, warring kingdoms, and objects, creatures, and ideas he has never seen before await him
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007