Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Fantasy, and General.
"I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have."
-Leonardo (of Vinci)
JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT The Man, The Legend, The Incredible Irishman of Insessive Idiosyncrasies who Immediately Implodes his Impressive Ire on all Idiots. While Inching over Insanity he Imbues you with his Incrimental Intellect:
All illiteration aside (get it... I-literation? Haha... yeah it sucks.), I love to write. Now you might be saying, "Listen you clown, If you've posted stories here we already know that. Now make with the funny!" Alas I lost the funny (I think its behind the couch somewhere) so this profile will have to do.
I live in Michigan, AKA The state most people believe still belongs to Canada. Well, put away that maple syrup because I am indeed a citizen of the US, and get all the perks (Phone tapping?! Where do I sign up!) I'm a eighteen year old male and am an avid sports fan, (Michigan State, the Detroit Pistons and Buffalo Bills) and player of said sports (varsity tennis on a state tournament tennis team, what, what!)
I don't know how talented I am, but I do have this: Stephen King, Author of more best selling books than he can count, "This kid can really write... some of the best I've ever seen... Now get that knife the Hell away from my throat!" No problem Steve, I got what I needed.
Everyone loves a in-depth review, but even a nice 'keep up the good work!' or 'I enjoyed reading this!' puts me on Cloud 10 (Official Cloud 10 slogan, "Yo fuck cloud 9!) Don't be shy now!
Well if your still reading this is where I cut it short. Thanks for reading, some quotes I enjoy and descriptions of my work lie below. As well as of course the real stuff,my writings. Goodbye my friends.
"There were two things wrong with that sentence, and both of them were all of it."
-Just a friend.