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HI! My name is Kaiori Mindori... I'm MonkeyKid's cousin! (Happy Joy!) You will soon see me on this site... Maybe.. Anyway I am here today to introduce MonkeyKid647! (applaudes) YAY!! K- I mean MonkeyKid647!! So about her:

Age: 6 months older than me

Name: Starts with K

Species: What do you think? (Random friend Gnome: Well, her name is MonkeyKid so she's a TURTLE!!!!!!! KM: Darn it! Don't give it away that she isn't human... Oops, y'all didn't read that did you?)

School: WHY THE HECK WOULD SHE TELL YOU THAT?

Location: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, STALKER!!

Favorite things: I am not eligible to tell you.

MonkeyKid's Secret Crush: (Hmmmm) Do you really wanna know?? Really? If so, scroll to the bottom of the profile.

The time it took me to write this: How am I supposed to know? I don't keep track of these things.

The reason I am writing this for my cousin: I am soooooooo bored. And I don't have my own yet so this is a happy medium.

Updates: Well, how can she update if there are no stories. Btw... for those of you who get this joke (cough, Phoenix, cough, cough) UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!

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So if you are here you probably want to know MonkeyKid's secret crush: If it's a secret... WHY WOULD SHE TELL ME??!!!! IT WOULDN'T BE SECRET ANYMORE!!! Btw, if anyone does know, please tell me. THANKS!!!!!