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"Sometimes, you just have to go out of your way to get in trouble. It's called fun."

-Robin Williams

Hallo! This is, well, me here. Hrm, not much to say, but this is basically a collection of random things that don't belong anywhere else...

I'm also on these sites, so come see my other stuff!

elfwood: http:///libr/k/a/kateg/kateg.html (I haven't updated that in forever, though)

fanfiction.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/919380/

And you can im me at: PsyckoSkiGoddess. Remember kids, just say no to stalkers, pimps, and the CIA!!

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Gentlemen Ain't in Season by cu-kid reviews
Ash Carlisle already knows time heals all wounds--especially those requiring stitches--and if you can't beat 'em, get a restraining order. But you know what they say; you can take the girl out of the city, but it doesn't mean her troubles won't follow...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,262 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 1/7/2010
Fatal Attraction by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY: Free Giveaway happening NOW until 5/27
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Bright Photography: Evelyn Vine Be Mine by Chelle Mitchiter reviews
BOOK TWO. I shivered as a strange, prickly sensation wandered up my spine, as though someone was watching me. I froze as I saw him, sitting across the field in the stand opposite mine. How long had he been here? Had he been watching me?SKOW WINNER! Putting back up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,860 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Bobby's Girls: A Trixie Marriage by Chelle Mitchiter reviews
BOOK TWO: Beatrix Baker: 22, a tattooist, sassy attitude and a colourful wardrobe. Garrett Bruer: 27, respectable businessman, level-headed and never seen in an un-ironed shirt. An unlikely couple? Maybe. A terrible couple? Maybe not... I HAVE RETURNED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 11/24/2009
Stop the World by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Her uncle sold her soul for wealth... and as she spends more time with her captor, she realizes that she doesn't exactly want it back anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Daisies in December by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
"You're mental," she said. Glancing down the sidewalk in the direction of the institution from which I had just escaped, I nodded. "Yes. I am. Now can I get that ride?" Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Yelling at Bees by halloran reviews
A notorious social temptress and sought after music critic, Alexis takes great pains to assume her chosen role in society. Her weapon of defense is a deviant lifestyle; her armor is the image in her mirror. But what happens when armor cracks? COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,384 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Dilemmas of a Class Clown by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Being Me by pink.and.blue reviews
I'm not entirely sure how it happened, but somehow I ended up as Cody Machett's plaything and I didn't seem to mind. Between assessments, track and Cody Machett, figuring out what it means to be me is a little harder than I first thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010
The Changelings of Syre by VeronicaRiley reviews
In the country of Syre, a race of beings exists that can shift from man to beast. These are the tales of such men and the women they choose as their mates. *Full short story synopses inside* WARNING: MATURE THEMES/EXPLICIT CONTENT - MA
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009
The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Have Your Cake and Have Me Too by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
The Candy Man by bananashana reviews
He'll give you cavities, headaches, and sugar rushes. You can't decide who gets to fix you. You can't help who you fall for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
My Superman by Jesra14 reviews
I spend my nights saving the world while wearing a cape. My friend, Mars, is far more naturally suited for the job. Working together was never a problem until I developed a crush on him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Katarina by Mary Freda reviews
Thinking back, though, to her brothers working the farm and how she was merely an extra mouth to feed, Katarina knew her decision, even if she was unsure of her heart and of Frederick's. "Yes, Frederick. I'll marry you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
The Pulse Impulse Theory by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Welcome to Logos, where emotions are rationed drugs. Meet Daphne Wilson, who has a hole in her heart. She's arranged to marry the unpredictable Liam Clarke. Falling in love with him was never part of the plan. UPDATE: Now available on CreateSpace.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Set List by Maria Quinn reviews
A collection of romantic shorts involving a med student and his rather off-beat girlfriend. Every title is a song that means something to them. Each could stand-alone. None more than 3000 words. Contains adult situations. 14. I Could Have Danced All Night
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010
Crazy Love by schradez007 reviews
"Because I love you, Cin, alright? I freaking fell for you the moment you threatened to light me on fire with a Bunsen burner if I didn't quit flirting with the TA." [UPDATED: 7/29/13. Several pages of new content!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Mint Allergies by Liya Smith reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Meteor Shower by muffinsphinx reviews
Two people, sharing a bed and a peaceful night. Het, no smut. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Your Cat Is Dead by invisible.writer reviews
She considered sending him a text message, but perhaps it was too cold. "Your cat is dead, come take care of the mess" did see rather heartless. Grudgingly she dialed the oh-so familiar number that was his...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
From Six Feet Under to Cloud Nine by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
Together, they've been through hell and back because of their many friendly competitions, but hey there’s no heaven without hell. As twisted as the logic sounds, it's because of hell with him that they got to heaven. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Coming Home by Live-Life-Out-Loud reviews
Elisa went cross country to escape her past. She is finally coming home, but will Jacob be waiting for her? The same Jacob that got her back on her feet, the one she fell in love with. Will he have moved on? Will she finally get a happily forever after?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Without My Olive by Deena reviews
I was a Muslim guy with a temper and she was the olives on my pizza...what was the point in eating pizza if it didn't have olives on it? **One-shot**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Confessions of a Sex God's Girlfriend by aileenrose reviews
For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
I Love You Please Don't Kill Me? by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT Jaden, the captain of the bloodthirsty football team, and possibly the strongest guy in the school stood stuttering before me, "I fell in love with you. I don't know when or how," he flinched, "Don't kill me?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Miscommunication by Bomb in the Garden reviews
In a severe case of miscommunication, Reese doesn't accept Derek's marriage proposal. Will it destroy their relationship, or will she get the chance to fix things? // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Chinita by vitavitavegimin reviews
“If you keep that up, chinita, I’m not going to be able to keep los cojones in los pantalones.” he murmured into her ear. Smirking, she pressed her lips against his again and her hands continued their journey down his chest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Sunday by NearlyPrescient reviews
What day is tomorrow?"---Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
The Relationship by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Every relationship goes through a number of stages. Elena and Diego's goes through four: The Honeymoon, The Discovery, The Disappointment, and The Commitment. Rated for language. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Driving Me Bananas! by S. Eli -not active reviews
Even though I should be happy I did the dare, I can't help but feel like I lost. Especially with this gorilla breathing in my ear...can you say awkward? I hope this doesn't become an Ann Darrow-type situation...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Of Video Games and Pasta by Jesra14 reviews
FOR POPPING THAT QUESTION CONTEST! I was just some normal woman with a normal job who happened to find the love of her life. That's completely normal and boring, I guess, but it made me happy as a clam.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Beware of the Romance Novel Sex Demon by SparklingA reviews
It is a scientifically proven fact that dim-lit rooms allow a person to loosen up disregarding the consequences of their actions. Maybe that's why I was having sex with that man. In my head, of course.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Proud to fight like a GIRL by Pinkamoo reviews
She fought evil by moonlight, she won love, or she tried to win love, by daylight. She was the one named...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
French Kisses by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Let Me Know by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Beneath the Darkness: Memoirs of the Fallen by Flutterlove reviews
Hades and Persephone. No kidnappings. No forced marriages. Sometimes love and desire go hand in hand. "We are but two dreamers in a reality that refuses us." ON HIATUS due to an extremely busy schedule at the moment, but I'm working on it, I swear.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006
Three Simple Words by squiggle-line reviews
ficathon: College freshman Starr-yes, like Ringo-is ready to read obscure Russian literature and subsist on easy mac. Without her boyfriend. But then those three simple words are said and suddenly, she’s not so sure.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Anything, Anything by NearlyPrescient reviews
“Well, if you're going to be insane, you could at least be so in a more exciting manner,” She scolds.--- Credit to Dramarama for the title, but I like the Lucky Boys Confusion cover better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Juggernaut by effection reviews
Being the best friend to a needy girl can be tough. Especially when you forget her birthday.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Midnight Disappointments by Liya Smith reviews
When Jack finds rejection stamped on his forehead, his parents snogging on the kitchen counter, and his porn stolen, he is anything but happy. Then he meets Ingrid. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Liberation Girl by Written reviews
-Complete- Lysa thought being the Emperor's only daughter was tough, and that was -before- the handsome rebel came into her life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Ravensberg Witch by gerkin18 reviews
As first male witch of Ravensberg, Adam's already got his fill of worries, from fangirls and hardcore feminists to frustratingly attractive skeptics. But more worrying than the frog entrails in the letterbox is the warning left by his predecessor: Beware
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008
Kick Off The Covers by CountryGal17 reviews
Jeremy and Melanie are getting married... but they're 20 years old. Will they make it to the altar or will Melanie's parents keep them from their goal?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
The Baby by Miss Moo reviews
She told him she was pregnant and he smiled, ignoring the violent way in which his stomach twisted. Not so much a soppy cliche, but devotion with a twist re-uploaded .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
To Be Continued by OneLastDance reviews
I can do whatever the hell I want and a hot twenty-something literature junkie doesn't seem like a bad place to start.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Just a Walk in the Park by Tani2 reviews
A cute little one shot. Rated MA for good ol' fashioned lovin'. My account is acting funny, I'm uploading this as a test post, but in the interim, I hope you like it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Flash Me Suddenly! Valentine's Day challenge. A romance flaring up between two childhood friends. Funny and short, enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Presumptions by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Revenge of a Writer! by Chelle Mitchiter reviews
Margot Zinton isn't going to just take it when three of her stories are plagiarised! Good thing her older brother and his friends are computer nerds! With the help of her brother's friend Ox, Margot discovers the culprit and plots her revenge! Sex/Lang.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009
Virgin No Longer by MaeMaes reviews
Eva's hymen was up for sale, and the winning bid went to Zach: tall, broad, and dimpled-and what do you know? Her boyfriend of two years. //Flash Fic for Flash Me Suddenly! prompt//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
1:43 AM by nexia reviews
Some days he wanted to shove a sock in her mouth. Some days he just wanted to kill her. Some days he wished she never existed. Then there were days that he remembered every little thing he loved about her... Those days pissed him off the most. / One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Definitely Not Love by thebrownie reviews
Band-geek Vanessa has a big problem. She loves her boyfriend but has no idea how to tell him. Although, she's having trouble figuring out if it is what it seems...Hopefully she'll find out before she says those three relationship-defining words...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Sex & Flip Cup by MaeMaes reviews
Skank. Hussy. Whore. Hell, she'd admit it. But, oh, what she wouldn't do for his kiss? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Six Degrees or, Why College Is Awesome by Le Meg reviews
Six different students, six different perspectives. One weekend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
It's Lucky Charms Time! by Emedea reviews
I go into the kitchen and pour myself some Lucky Charms. I know, they’re not vegan. But I simply can’t resist them. They really are magically delicious. For the Breaking Up, Making Up Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
MisCommunication by emiette reviews
Oliver is upset with his girlfriend, and Jameson thinks he knows everything. It's boys against girls in this all-out communication warfare. Or is it? FOR THE BREAKING UP, MAKING UP CONTEST.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Befuzzled by Mailai reviews
There is a man in my bed. A very gorgeous, totally out-of-my-league man. Some sort of Greek Adonis, if you will... Is this a movie? One Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Highlight My Love by FoxtrotAboveMyHead reviews
She has always said that you can learn the most about a person through how they take their education: their values, their habits, their personality. So what's with her and this fixation with highlighters? What does that have to do with him? One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
When Finally Set Free by a smile that explodes reviews
After her boyfriend of three years dumps her, Emily has to try -gulp- dating in college. Frat boys, dorm rooms, and roommate drama ensues.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,735 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Stood Up by Pinkamoo reviews
“You said to him something akin to that you couldn’t turn being mad off,” He says and I look down at him, meeting his icy blue eyes and straightened lips, “you can’t turn feelings off either, Stevie. It’s not that simple." For BREAKING UP, MAKING UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by Bomb in the Garden reviews
He had spent almost every day of the last two years with his assistant and not once had he ever seen her dressed the way she was at that very moment. She looked beautiful and sexy, and God did he just want to grab her and... // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
More Than Words by StoppingByWoods reviews
After the death of her parents, Elsa refuses to speak to anyone. That is, until she moves in with her Aunt and Uncle and meets her perfect, upbeat, next door neighbor Nathaniel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Party by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Amy's at a party. She doesn't know how she ended up there, but she likes the fact that Jason is there. Jason's the guy she's been having her eye on for the past few weeks. He's looks like a baddie though. Just a short one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Once, A Glimpse by emiette reviews
A step-sibling remix: My name is River Quevenne. I am five-years-old, and I think my older brother likes our new stepsister. A girl! Gross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009
Bear With Me by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "I'm sure you can dress on your own," Duke told me in amusement, "but you'll have a hell of a time buttoning this by yourself." He grinned. "It defies physics and includes being double-jointed everywhere."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Alethia Syndrome by Pinkamoo reviews
I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Jersey's Wild by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Weird doesn't even begin to cover Lori. "Why would you keep around something you hate?" I asked her. She sighed and met my eyes. "Well I hate my grandma, but I still have to keep her around. Don't set a bad example for me, Dillon."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Paper Cactus by anyonmous1234kitty reviews
Annika, one unlucky SOB, and Damien, who... um... Well, if he hadn't genuinely cried through The Last Unicorn, I would've assumed he was a sociopath. It's like Sherlock Holmes, only modern and unnecessarily gory, with less mystery and more adult content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009
Dogs and Aliens by fairies and snapple reviews
They are dysfunctional and illogical and imperfect and he doesn’t even really like her, anyway. But it’s 2am, and she’s throwing pebbles at his window, praying he’ll come watch the shooting-stars-slash-UFOs with her. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Breathe You by mishiema reviews
Of medical students, a walrus that smokes cigars, kisses by bougainvilleas, drugs, dead bodies and a profound lack of air. Officathon, challenge 7 WINNER thank youuu
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Knight Shift by jeepers09 reviews
Eric Knight is a late-night DJ who fell in love with one of his callers. Now the whole city knows they've broken up. And Eric's miserable. If only she would call in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
The Gift by Pinkamoo reviews
“Go to hell,” she replies sweetly, reaching out to wind the window in on his fingers when they touch hers, causing her to gasp. She snatches her fingers back and glares at him as he lowers his hand back to the sill. “Do you have a death wish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Teenage Rebellion For The Socially Impaired by K.B. Hanna reviews
Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Still by Nova-Janna reviews
“We can spend the day together,” Julian says, and Maggie swipes her tongue at a piece of blueberry skin between her teeth as she waits for him to say more. “I mean, I don’t have any classes today, and you just have to finish that photography assignment, r
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
The Texas Gas Pedophile by S. Eli -not active reviews
What I am doing is not stalking.It is not, not, not, not stalking. Wait, how many “not”’s is that? I stand before the local Texas Gas station trying not to look like a complete stalker, but I’m not sure if I’m succeeding. My trench coat doesn't help.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Straberry Vodka by SamanthaRodriguez22 reviews
Cynthia reflects on her loneliness as she spends her birthday alone in a bar sipping her favorite drink. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
The Power of Sinatra by january4 reviews
Emily's alone time in interrupted by her obnoxious roommate, Drew, who uses the music of Frank Sinatra to melt her cold exterior.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Strength by january4 reviews
Walter is a recently clean junkie. Molly is struggling to become so. Is there love strong enough to endure the pain and struggle of withdrawal and relapse?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Out of the Shadows by Elyssa Morales reviews
For the Love to Hate Contest. When Noreen stops a holdup, she catches the eye of her once-enemy. EDITED to add more words because I was a little under the mark, and also for more clarification.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Roller Coasters and Near Death Experiences by goldenspork reviews
It takes another minute of coaxing, and five people get in line for the coaster before us, but finally Kady acquiesces. “If I die,” she says, extremely seriously, “I am going to haunt your ass."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
His Afternoon Delight by The Nagging Muse reviews
She unearthed a bag of Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans and threw them harshly onto Harold’s lap hissing, “Golden Boy, my ass. I wasted all this time planning this moment, only to realize the man I like is a complete bastard!" One Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
True Romance by WhenItRains reviews
He cheated on me," I sobbed. "Jason cheated on me. He can't do this to me!" "He did," Jackson said. "For six months." One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Yams: A Ghost Story by nanima reviews
She thought that she would be doomed to a boring, ghostly existence forever, but when an amateur ghost hunter moves in, she finds her afterlife suddenly much more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
Hot Rock to You by faery tragedy reviews
Cass Gudiashvili is a bright and nerdy college girl who's cheating on her boyfriend and drinking far too much. She wants to change her pattern of self-destruction, but can't until she's drunk, soaked and lost with a pretentious tattooer she's fallen for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
Kismet by emiette reviews
ONESHOT. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST. When Rin feels betrayed, her relationship with best friend, Raz Dorian, sours. Having lost touch with each other throughout college, they coincidentally meet again in a park – or is it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
All His Fault by Jesra14 reviews
FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST Women love assholes. But not me. I like nice guys. Unfortunately, my boss is a very attractive asshole. I really hated him until he had to go and be nice. Though it's his fault my life is falling apart in the first place
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Wedding Crasher by xemeraldeyesx reviews
In that moment, I hated him more than I had ever hated anyone before. I knew it was more than just petty anger, because every fibre of my being burned with longing to see him dead or just gone. Oneshot for the I Love To Hate You contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Magnetism by xoxluurve reviews
So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
To Be a Pansy by its.Nothing.Special reviews
But most of all, if he loved her, then certainly he wouldn’t have had the gall to show up at her doorstep three hours and sixteen minutes late for their dinner date with neither an excuse nor a drop of remorse. Yet there he was, so ha! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Vodka Girl by x-Summer Rain-x reviews
He was smiling knowingly, and I had the strongest urge to slam my head against a wall, "You're the vodka girl from last weekend." I winced, "The vodka girl?" I asked, realizing too late that I admitted to my identity.*SKoW Challenge response*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Cleaner by Jesra14 reviews
Anton was really good at fixing things and cleaning up messes. He was what my father liked to call a good man, even if he was a little rough around the edges with slightly loose morals. That was why I called him. Our children are going to love that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Carnival High by Le Meg reviews
Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
What I Found In My Locker by S. Eli -not active reviews
Ace Reporter Lucy has to get to the bottom of the story...about the roses in her locker.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
That? I Know For Sure by Evil Kittens Unite reviews
I see his eyes open. "Hey, Noel," he says, his voice languid. I wonder if he thinks it's creepy that I'm watching him sleep."Hey, you," I say. He lifts an arm and puts it around my waist pulling me down on top of him. And I STILL don't know his name.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,159 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Do The Dew by Pinkamoo reviews
I feel my heart flutter, watching him retreat back to his desk, chewing on his own baguette and sinking down in his chair. I close my eyes and suck in my breath before opening them again. Damn that motherchucker. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Protected by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
While visiting her brother in Moscow, a young woman ends up under the protection of an up and coming crime family. To maintain her safety, she must remain in Moscow with the family's second-in-command, the young and dangerous Mikhail Bazhukov. REMOVED, now on AUTHONOMY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Ties Always Bind by Dominique reviews
It’s not easy when the past rears its ugly head, and when it does Cate is forced to make a decision that will affect more than just her life. And for the first time the easy way out might not be the one she wants...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The Man on the Side of the Freeway by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
View from the Top by JamieBell reviews
“Is this where I try to make you laugh?” he murmured against my hair a few moments later. I allowed a happy little grin to steal across my face. This was kind of nice. Cozy even. I wiggled my toes contentedly inside my mismatched polka-dot socks. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Love On The Cross Town Bus by Morine reviews
She never really talked to him. They were just classmates. But an encounter on her bus-ride changes everything. It only proves that love can certainly be found in the most unexpected places...such as the bus. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
For the Love of Science by Miss Moo reviews
Lucy knew how people worked. She knew brains and habits and why people felt what. She just hadn't planned on it happening to her, not with him at least. Another make-you-smile OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Flame of Rome by Myrika reviews
An enslaved shapeshifter, Lia must spy on Rome's most favored son, a vampire soldier venerated for his victories as well as her soulmate -- and destroy his people too. Now she must choose between her freedom and his life. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
What a Night by Jesra14 reviews
Being a manager at a restaurant is incredibly trying on one's patience. I try to look graceful while I do it, but sometimes the world is just out to get me. By 'the world' I mean drunk women and cocky yet attractive men.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Lisa's Theorem by Miss Moo reviews
She was supposed to fall passionately in love with one of those arty types. Instead she was left wondering whether or not she should be concerned about her scrawny boyfriend's relationship with Pythagorus. A fluffy one-shot type.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Daredevil Darren by Pinkamoo reviews
I widen my eyes and hold my arms up, as she squeals and giggles at the same time, crashing into my chest and bringing me to the grass, winding me. My chest is on fire, both with pain and of that awful fluttering.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Something's Wrong With You, Really by nexia reviews
“I really, really, really hate that I love you.” He smirked. “I know.” // One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
The Girl in the Red Tights by Miss Moo reviews
He just wished that she'd get going already. They weren't her flowers and she was not his date, but it's not like he could tell her that. Possibly not exactly what you expect .
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Coat On by Pinkamoo reviews
“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Prince Charming Doesn't Eat At McDonalds by Liya Smith reviews
My, rather hopeless, attempt at finding a Prince Charming. I guess them0ngrel01 was right after all. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
I Hated Him by Lilith Rei reviews
It was then that I realized why I had hated Hugh so much. I had hated him because I was afraid of him. Afraid of the fact that I was so attracted to him and I didn't want to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Perfect Fit by Bomb in the Garden reviews
She got lost in the way his body leaned over the pool table, the way his hands held the cue loosely but expertly, the way his arms moved as he made his shot. // One Shot - For the Ridiculously Happy One Shot Challenge. //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Running Joke by Cadmium One-Thirteen
Not standing still, the running joke.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,089 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
Of Smoke, Stockings and Sweaters by Miss Moo reviews
She stood there with her chin jutted out; confronted and surrounded. Still she wore his sweater, without any stockings, and hoped to hell that her back was straight. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Pork Tenderloins, 249 a Pound by Aurette reviews
Some people fall in love at candlelight dinners, and some people fall in love over sappy love songs. I fell in love in the frozen foods aisle. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
My Beautiful Rescue by xemeraldeyesx reviews
So he claims he's my guardian angel, but he keeps disappearing. “You’re not very good at your job are you? Helping me, that is,” I pointed out sarcastically. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by Liya Smith reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Nancy and Ike by Erisah Mae reviews
My answer to the Ridiculously Happy CHALLENGE. Was inspired by the guidelines to write something a little different. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Kisses in the Rain by Sakurelle reviews
After life plays a rather nasty April Fool’s day prank, I find myself in desperate need of roadside assistance. It is very unfortunate though that the only guy available to help is more interested in working on me rather than my car. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Just Nutty by pixiepoptartz reviews
ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Let's Play House by Pinkamoo reviews
Bringing my arm back, I smash the ladle on top of his head where it snaps in half and the front of it falls to the ground. It’s inevitable. We act like an old married couple. I can't stop arguing with him and I really can't stop liking him, either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
My Dummy Henry by GrannyP reviews
A missing chapter from Written's "My Darling Talia." Henry and Talia spend another moment just, well, being themselves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Short Obsession by Broken Typewriter reviews
Forget the tall, dark and handsome stereotype. The guy I want is short-ish, dimpled and adorable. He's my 'short' obsession. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Unconventional by moshpitqueen reviews
“Well, Zach my enemy-slash-friend or whatever, you have a spider on your head.” ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Daisy Dare by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. I’ve always had a reputation for being adventurous. So when Vlad asked me to marry him after knowing each other for all of five minutes, I just had to say yes. I'd always liked a good challenge.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
An Honest, Unbiased Opinion by Karahly reviews
“What?” I rolled my eyes, “Please, Jake would kill me if he knew I was even hanging out with you in the wee hours of the morning… especially since I’m asking you to check me out and give me your honest, unbiased opinion.” Sweet, fluffy One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2009
Return to Sender by andee lee reviews
SKoW Nominee! Lindy thinks she's doing him a favor, mailing the love letter he left behind on the bus. Little does she know that it may be the other way around.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
action, reaction by merryhouse reviews
Her friends tease her. She takes the train. She buys ice cream. She conveniently forgets to wear pants with her long tee shirts. She goes on dates. And at the year twelve formal, she finds herself spiking the punch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Mannequin by Le Meg reviews
Drag. That's what happens when you combine one intriguing older girl, a couple games of pool, and a series of poorly advised bets. Some things have to be learned the hard way; for Greg Harris, that seems to be the only way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Playing it Cool by Bomb in the Garden reviews
It wasn’t that I was in love with the boy. It was just that maybe, I kinda, sort of have certain feelings toward him that could, in some way, be construed as feelings of more than friendship. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Of Coffee and Overrated Epic Poetry by Aurette reviews
She watches him, when her boyfriend asks who he was. She’s about to answer when the professor walks into a pillar and curses loudly. “No one,” she says once he’s gone. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Won't be Home for Christmas by EruptingFender9 reviews
His eyes widened before he put his hands up defensively. 'Woah… My God, alright. I just thought you were someone I knew…' He stuck his hands in his pockets and retreated back to his white car. 'Merry Christmas,' he murmured before getting in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Greetings To The New Brunette by Stillill reviews
Short story, written very quickly, initially inspired by the Billy Bragg song of the same name, but it took it's own path. Rated M for subject matter and certain words not suitable for kiddies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Of Girls and Guitar Hero by Dot Cubed reviews
This is Joel's life after Tessa. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Legend of the Laundromat Queen by invisible.writer reviews
The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
Trick Finger by theyStoleMyPenName reviews
ONESHOT He was the mysterious rockstar wannabe with the sexy grey eyes and a semi-girlfriend. I was simply the nerd with the crush on him. We were more in sync than I thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
The Videotape by fredtheflyingfish reviews
Ok, Adam. Just answer two questions first: how do you know who I am and why do you need to talk to me so badly?" "Because I have a videotape of us together last night."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Sadie Hawkins Dance by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Nicole Stone's plan to ask Sullivan Black to the Sadie Hawkins Dance backfires. Embarrassingly so. Will she be able to work up the nerve to ask him again? // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Just by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To Theo it was just another night alone. Just another tie. Just another day. Just another week, month, year. Just this, just that. It was just life, after all. So when he met Avery, of course his first inclination was to believe she was just another girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Anyone Else, But You by MaeMaes reviews
I'd been there when he thought farting in public was hot. Heck, I was there when he fainted after donating blood. I'd even helped him clean up his puke when he worked out too much for too long. And what did I get in return? Hormonal, that's what. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Hiding in an Elevator by WhenItRains reviews
When Leslie decides to hide in an elevator to escape her boss, she learns very quickly that elevators aren't as fun as they were when she was a kid. So, being the kid at heart, she decides to make it fun. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Sense with a Side of Dense by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
I was born poor and worked at a toll booth; I’d thought that made me a girl with sense—I knew not to talk to strangers, when to cross the street, which bus to take—but until I met Wyatt, I never realized I’d been a girl who was dense. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
She should have known better by Erisah Mae reviews
CHALLENGE “D-don't you forget me Alastor McKinsley,” she said finally, when the tears had slowed to a mere trickle. “Don't forget me when you're off in distant places...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Don't touch my lover by Erisah Mae reviews
So your life is shit. Whose isn't? Learn to deal with it. "Now, I know a real lady would step back and try to rise above the situation... But where's the fun in that? Where was I? Oh yeah, kicking butt." Wrote this a while back for fun, hope you enjoy :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Okay Then by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So she missed having my Canadian cousin around because unlike me, he listened to what she said. As if I had any control over how distracting her lips were. All I'm saying is that Ian couldn't have been straight. I mean, honestly. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
The Sun in the Mist by Jennifer Leigh reviews
Forced by his crazed sovereign to find an ancient sword rumored to have great powers, Geybrial Damarkin finds himself traveling to a world he cannot comprehend...and being forced to confront a past he would rather remain hidden in the mists forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Losing Isn't All That Bad by EruptingFender9 reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
You Would Be? by JammyMacca reviews
I could have easily written a list of the many things about him I didn't like, well multiple lists actually, but he had this very clever way of making me forget all about it and think about...other things. OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Candid Moments by found.eventually reviews
“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
He Started It by Ashlee Pond reviews
It's all Mitch's fault! He's the one who convinced me that 16 is not too old to swing from the clothesline.. -one.shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Post It Notes As Paper Planes by Faded Soulfire reviews
“And if you’d let me, I’d give you Post It Notes as paper planes.” It was funny how I never saw that declaration of love coming. A Very Rough Draft.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Like A Pumpkin by found.eventually reviews
“Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";“I knew it,” He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Something Not To Forget by Faded Soulfire reviews
There were a lot of firsts I had been robbed of - until he came along and changed that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
The Best Cure for Insasnity by Hurricane Komm reviews
There's no way to put it delicately. I was desperately horny and I could only hope that I could count on my friend to...understand. Chapter one reuploaded, fixed it up a little.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Prophecy of Nature: Methysia by Jennifer Leigh reviews
The man once known as Jack Barnes has made a new life for himself as Captain Wrath, transporting goods throughout Methysia. When he hires a woman and her son to cook for his crew, however, he gets much more than he'd bargained for...Book 4
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Phenomena by invisible.writer reviews
She's something like a phenomena: strong, defiant, what her Mother taught her to be. He will never understand her. [rated for language and sexual content]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Stuck by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
“Oh, get bent, Bentley!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Neo Cinderella by KRU and ELE Rorrim reviews
A slammin' slinkster rock and roll poetry version of a faery tale, about Winter Formal, a girl with an invite, the stroke of midnight and a slammin' hot lover boy.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Withdrawals by lillypad-hopper reviews
James is perfectly happy working at the bank's drive through window until he realizes it's very hard to have a relationship with someone you've never seen. Stand alone, but a spin off of the GavinKatie stories. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Our Algebra by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
I live for hours as a cathedral when you breath your confessions into my skin until they fill me up and I become a sin balloon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
The Bee and the Wallflower by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot] “Anyways,” added Bee airily, “I'll always see you, wallflower or not.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Jake and Bee by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT As predicted, she glared, “OK, what do you want?” The answer was so simple, but he didn’t even know what it was until it came out of his mouth. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Strictly Platonic by CoffeeBreak reviews
[COMPLETE] Looking to fill the void in some of New York's lonely hearts by answering personal ads, the last thing Emily Thatcher expects is to fall in love...and into danger. Someone is watching, and he won't stop till he gets what he wants.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Pizza Baby by Crazy.Until.Proven.Otherwise reviews
It’s cheesy, greasy, and most of the time I love it. Except for when it’s plastered all down my front, giving him one more thing to laugh about. He could break my heart, although he just doesn’t know it. Then the unexpected happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Kinetic Poetry by Myrika reviews
They'll fight to stay in each other's worlds, two odd ducks swimming together because in the end they have the same voice. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
A Rainy Romance by ice-cold-pepsi reviews
Ok, so you're driving on this really stormy day and you see this guy walking on the street. One thing you don't do is go and pick him up...something that I,uh, just did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Fire and Frost by Myrika reviews
She soars towards him on the summer winds. He glides towards her on the winter storms. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Carnal Cove by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
Make no mistake – Kane Hassan might seem like your typical whoring profligate, but in reality he is so much more than that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Of Boundaries and Pranks: A Love Story by PeculiarMuse reviews
What’s a guy to do when being friends is just not enough anymore? Be confused and notice things he never did before, that’s what. And hope it will soon end, so his life would make sense again. Sadly, life’s not cooperating. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Because She Hated Phones by When Nudity Ruled The World reviews
She never knew detention initiation began with a kiss... [one–shot][relocated]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
The Window Cleaner by Emakoke reviews
On what began as an uneventful Sunday afternoon, Rosie is confronted by a strange visitor outside her bedroom window. Is he just a confused window cleaner, or could this be the beginning of romance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
My Torture by hidden.contradiction reviews
She's my only. This quirky girl that drives me nuts...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Infinite by hidden.contradiction reviews
A wallflower spends one night on campus looking at the stars will anyone care to join her? or even notice her? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
cap'n crunch by Kicking Poe reviews
crunchberries taste better when I eat them out of your bowl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
May by The Imagined Confidant reviews
“May,” June is proclaiming proudly and a chill sweeps over Devon’s spine when the child’s cry grows hushed and her large blue eyes open wide to stare up into an identical pair of eyes. That’s when his knees go weak and he has to kneel to keep his balance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
What if… Life Wasn’t Picture Perfect? by Dominique reviews
What if, life wasn’t a fairytale with a picture perfect happy ending? What if, when Abbey awoke in the hospital that fateful morning after the accident… she had taken off instead? Spin off in the world of Abbey and Matthew, AU.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The First Kiss of Earth and Sky by Frore reviews
An eyeroll and a laugh were the sweetest things to ever bloom in that garden, conquering the rose, the daisies, the morning glories, and him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Rotten Tomatoes by Rae Bauer
A story about a vegetable turned fruit who simultaneously ruins and saves one girl's New Year.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
My Favorite Remedy by mishiema reviews
Let's all watch a paranoid, borderline OCD workaholic realize she's in love. ficathon challenge 28 WINNER thank you!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Charming Knight by wecouldgoandget40s reviews
I wake up, his head resting on my bare stomach. I stroke his back gently, rubbing my hand up and down. This wakes him up and he smiles at me. Immediately he kisses me and says, 'I love you.' [smut: don't read if you won't like.] R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Sweets by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Because Hello Kitty and chocolate always make a relationship worth trying. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
One Night by awaitinglove reviews
[COMPLETE] He was the writer, the musician, the skater, the loner. We were off to college but then one little problem stands in the way...he gets me pregnant. Preview: 'So, you lied to him? ' Kristy asked softly. Yes, I did. I lied.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Precious Little Jewel by TheOriginalCrackPixie reviews
Lord Griffin and his cook find something unexpected in a washed up trunk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Oops by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Alex knew the second that she set her foot inside his dorm that she would cause trouble. He should simply have gotten out of it while he still could. But he didn't. God, he felt like such an idiot. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Of Roses and Magic by SamQ reviews
A faerie tale of the old sort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Complicated by Dangereuse-Penguin reviews
It's difficult, and it's complicated, and I know it sounds crazy, but I think I'm happy. Another take on Persephone and Hades
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
Emily Laughs by a.s. bygones reviews
Emily has an instinct for knowing who is meant for one another, or who is dating whom. So she matchmakes. A series of vignettes, both slash and het. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Mistletoe by Unwritten Answers reviews
They hate each other. Well, supposedly. Who knows what will happen? [a bit of christmassy fluff.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Beauty and her Beast by CaFace reviews
A short interlude into the life of a young girl whose father is a welltodo druglord. Based loosely on La Belle et La Bete The Beauty and the Beast.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by AtlanticHart reviews
If there was one thing Jane didn't have, it was good luck. So when a bumbling police officer keeps bringing her together with a man she had made a lessthanperfect first impression on, it could only go downhill from there. Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Where They Intersect by ElasticLoverGirl reviews
They've lain just tangent to one another for so long, afraid to cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Art Des Abkommen by Lizard Pie
Because when deciding to have children, marriage isn't always cheery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Kohl by Callisto Jean reviews
[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Leather by Carcilwen Thorned-Rose reviews
He's always with me...everything reminds me of him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Beauty of the Rain by NeonTime reviews
Beneath a falling sky sit a couple, in potential. A pivotal moment of reality, a turning point of the future. Endings, beginnings, possibilities: encapsulated in a single frame of time.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
A Love Story by seductress-in-a-suit reviews
We do not like the world we live in so we miss the people that also live in it. A girl and a boy sit on the same platform every day waiting for their trains and never notice each other. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
The Kiss by rockstarbeautiful reviews
"It was the first kiss, and the one that all other kisses would always be compared to..."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006
Chemistry by Unwritten Answers reviews
He was the principal's son. And she threw a notebook at his head. Oops. COMPLETED FOR NOW
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
Unbiased and Detached, You Say? by Lyssa O reviews
When the lights go out and you're in an elevator with a guy who you're quite biased and attached over, it's either hit or miss. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Disney Never Saw it Coming by alishkapish reviews
Cinderella. Anna Drewitz lives the life everyday. And yet, she has no evil stepmother and no fairy godmother. Only a Prince that annoys her beyond belief. Disney can learn a thing or two about fairytales just ask Anna. [on a big hiatusrenovation, sorry!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
Pomegranate Seeds by Catherine Carter reviews
Complete. Rated M for minor adult content. In a situation where happiness seems impossible, can Pluto find a way to win the love of Proserpina? Can she find a way to be happy with a man who stole her away from everything she loved?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Selfish People by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
Tabby Cat by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE It is not acceptable for a proper young miss to Aenter a tavern, Bnot wear mourning colours when in mourning and Ckiss a man she's not related to. But then, fate usually has the upper hand over propriety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,074 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Alvalinde of the Mountains by Amberfire
A fairy-tale - Alvalinde was raised by the peasantry before her father the King sent her to be married to handsome Prince Chadrick - but what lies in store in the new country?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006
pretty plus pirouette by insomnia in dreamland reviews
equals you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2006
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty: was a whore by insomnia in dreamland reviews
pricked her finger on a bitch
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006
The Parquet by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
We've heard it before. A sexy ballroom dancer with broody blue eyes. An awkward schoolgirl who smokes too much. Lots of cynicism; lots of heat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,204 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
Some Hearts by Melika Elena reviews
On Valentine’s Day at Roosevelt High, each girl wears a heart with her name on it. It’s the task of the boys to collect as many hearts as they can, any way they can. Read how a reluctant participant literally—and figuratively—gives her heart away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006
spiders bees webs & c a n d l e w a x by insomnia in dreamland reviews
his breath - a fucking spider ; his words - a web
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2006
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Rapunzel's Story by SamoaPhoenix reviews
Rapunzel tells her story, but it's not exactly the story you remember from childhood.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Writing Class by Stillill reviews
Miranda meets Finn in writing class, at first not liking him but soon realizing that they both enjoy the pleasures of banter. Will family and life ambitions get in the way of their relationship? -Now Finished-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Tale of the Very Chaste Prince & Princess by Camryn Morlegg reviews
COMPLETE What is a princess to do when she is kidnapped from her beloved prince by a perverted dragon who also happens to transform into a very handsome and very naked guy?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Black Coffee by FireBringer reviews
He was an uncomplicated boy who just happened to infuriate her. She was bitter, twisted and only wanted sex from him. So what does he do? Falls in love with her...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
The Spider and the Moth by Redex reviews
A sort of fairy tale. There once were two castles sitting on opposite sides of a river... [oneshot]
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005
Beautiful by Endless Dark reviews
I could fall in love with him. And that's something that I never thought would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
The Highland Laird by DOTGod reviews
Love. It is a tenuous human emotion. Strange and unpredictable. Love intrigues Aeddon enough so that he will defy the flow of time itself to see if he can't bring one stubborn 14th century Scot and his 21st century woman together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
Katerina and the Wolf Prince a Fairy Tale by ThistleDemon reviews
A Russian styled fairy tale, with a shepherdess, a prince of wolves, and the morally ambiguous Baba Yaga who stole the girl's brother. A classically written fairy tale with romance and style.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Dimples and Freckles by kristy23 reviews
"What do you think love is" he asked. Her smile widened. Her flush deepened. The dimple was back again. Damn that dimple. . One shot story, mostly dialouge. Please reveiw
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2004
Discontented by Endless Dark reviews
Kat's life is a total mess. She has family problems, can't decide which college to go to, and to top it all off, she has to deal with Jake, who is not exactly her favorite person. But when everything comes crashing down, he's the one she turns to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,472 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Surprise by oh good lord reviews
"Mr. McCloy thinks that this is merely a thinly-disguised attempt by Mr. Foster to work out some of his sexual frustration."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2003
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