Windup Hopping Lederhosen
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Joined 02-17-06, id: 513675
Author has written 106 stories for General, Friendship, Life, Humor, Haiku, Supernatural, Love, School, War, Family, General, Young Adult, Humor, Religion, Nature, Essay, and Historical.

Okay, I'm changing my profile (finally) and my penname. So there. Commence with the dedications . . .

Okay. Here goes. Austin, this is dedicated to you because a.) you're my boyfriend b.) you're pretty awesome and c.) well, you're my boyfriend . . . and all that the title entails. I love you and hope what we have will work out but if for some strange reason it doesn't I hope we're always friends.

And also my sister Tiff cuz, well, she's my twin sister. And my real sister Arianna who reads this sometimes and stuff . . .

Colleen and Laura next. Um . . . two crazy LHS chicas whom I love very much and only want the best for. We've had some freaking AMAZING times at karate with Tashi and Cody and all the others . . . We're cute like Tashi!!!!! There's been too much drama lately, but I love you both to DEATH and don't you ever forget it.

And Jay Pepper. Your name's on here. So there. Thanks for the metronome. . .

And lastly to my other friends on here: Maggie, Andrea, Carolyn, Deb, Sabrina, Dan, Steph, and anyone else I "forgot." I love you all and we're totally crazy but that's okay!

Check out this site: http://www.lightamillioncandles.com There's no money involved, no donations, nothing like that. It supports victims of child abuse. EVERYONE who views this profile should go on the site. Now. Do it. Come back later.

And now an uber-fantastic quote:

"Who ordered the stripper?" "You mean it's not your birthday?!" -Laura and Cody after I began taking my clothes off after a demo.

I'll think of more eventually, I swear. I'm just too freaking tired now.

ICH LIEBE SPRINGENDE LEDERHOSEN!!!

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Someday by Consolation reviews
Basicly the story of how long she waited for me, never giving up over the course of nearly a year, and in the end she had me hooked, and I wish I had fallen for her sooner
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
The Name Game by Deb RAWRS reviews
A short little blurb about a couple, trying to name their baby. Could, at some point, branch out into an actual story, revolving around the baby, but I don't really know at this point what I want out of this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Arbeit! AHHHHHHH! by shackled reviews
Title is a literary reference, a select few will get it... the poem isn't in German, don't worry. This is just a reflection on how going to work makes me feel, kind of like a poetic description of my work day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Chemistry Class by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
Ughhh....I truly hate chemistry. Almost as much as math. As in any form of math. Let's just say I hate science and chemistry.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Untitled by Thydora le Fay reviews
I HATE EX BOYFRIENDS! This last one was a bitch.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Schlaf by Thydora le Fay reviews
I haven't slept in a few days, and I was really bored when I wrote this, so this is what comes out. Scary. shivers
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - German - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Oh Boy! Candy! or Oh! Boy Candy! by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
Choosing a guy is like walking into a candy store where they only sell REALLY good candy...Oh crap! How do I choose just one?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Bubbles by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
THIS IS NOT MY POEM! My friend wrote this and it is her first poem. Until she gets a ficpress account her stuff will get posted here on mine. Anyway please R+R so that she can get feedback! Poem about how a girl falls in love with her friend, but doesn't
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006
Revelation by Consolation reviews
I think I finally come to a conclusion of how I feel, beware, cliches abound in this poem, but sometimes they need to be said nevertheless
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006
She's My Drug by defeated07 reviews
i wrote it about my girlfriend. r/r maybe
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006
Oh Crap! I Lost my Shoe! by Socially-Awkward reviews
In one short journey I learned about life, lost myself, found myself, fell in love, became a hero, and learned to dance the Macarena. And it all began when I lost my shoe...based on an inside joke ,I'm not sure where this is going or if I should continue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006
Overlooked by Consolation reviews
I've overlooked someone who was there all along...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006
Fields of Poppies by Socially-Awkward reviews
ok, anyone who doesn't get that this is not just about the Wizard of Oz after five minutes, stop trying to make the connection. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourselves...shout out to Dottie cuz she's endured so many "no place like home" jokes...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006
My Love by squeaky314 reviews
I fell in love today...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006
SHUT UP! by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
Written at different times durring sixth and seventh grade while my best friend and I began to hate each other. She became a popular bitch and I hated her. But part of me missed the way she used to be...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006
Graduation by mermaid11 reviews
no goodbyes.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Cinema by kottersforgottenlilly reviews
What truely happens at the movies.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006
Still a Clarinet Player by squeaky314 reviews
Inspired by a true story...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2006
I'll Never Change by Socially-Awkward reviews
Yet another song, I don't know why I write them, it's not like I'm very musical...oh well. This one was inspired by a bad relationsip of someone I know. I embellish of course...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006
NonFiction by THE LAST zHERO reviews
Non-fiction means two things, for those of you who know me...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
Brother by squeaky314 reviews
I don't have any siblings, but I've seen them interact, and I think the poem is somewhat realistic
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006
Tortured Rose by squeaky314 reviews
An oldie but goodie...I wrote this last year when I was down
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006
Fall Out Love by RootbeerFloat reviews
I’ll slit my wrists before he kisses me again, And that’ll be the day he says he loves me (which he doesn’t)
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006
Politics suck your mom by THE LAST zHERO reviews
What is the world coming to?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006
Bleed My Mistakes by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
This poem is dedicated to my "wonderful" parents. HA! Not a nice loving poem, but about how my parents can't accept me as I am. It hurts more than I like to admit, and I miss the parents who used to care.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2006
Like Suicide by Socially-Awkward reviews
This is one of my darker pieces. Although it deals with suicide, my real veiw on the subject is that it's not worth it. Life is a gift, and if you throw it away you can't get it back. I've never been suicidal, and no one I know has ever been suicidal. I
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006
They'll Never Know by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
This is for all my friends! Because without them...I would be not only insane (ppl say that I am) but I would be alone. About how people can help you and never know it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
No escape from madness by Made in Britain reviews
I'm going completely insane...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006
Wash Our Graves by Socially-Awkward reviews
a song about the downward spiral of society and all that happy stuff...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
Sick of Trying by Socially-Awkward reviews
life is exhausting...especially when you go to high school...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
I Guess I'm Bound for Hell by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
PLEASE PEOPLE I AM SOOO NOT DEPRESSED! i just don't get along with my parents...more thoughts after ANOTHER fight...
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Strikes by Socially-Awkward reviews
we only get so many chances in life...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006
Burn My Skin by MidnightStar005 reviews
B u r n M y S k i n with your detestation...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Dizzy by Socially-Awkward reviews
Yeah another random poem about life, probably not very good so don't get your hopes up...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006
Untitled by Socially-Awkward reviews
Yeah I guess this is probably lame, but I had nothing better to do...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006
Just You and Me by paperthinmask reviews
This is about my amazing boyfriend
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006
Hell High 06 by ThisCut-UpAngel reviews
A fleeting memory of the my high school...it would have been better if we had all just burned out...R&R please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2006
To Be Rich by THE LAST zHERO reviews
Just a cute little poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2006
Addict by Deb RAWRS reviews
Have you ever thought your boyfriend loved someone else...?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006
You Hate Me, Eh? by Deb RAWRS reviews
Well, you wrote one. My turn now.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006
True Love by Herugul Leonhart reviews
A poem I wrote while I was with the one girlfriend I thought I was truly in love with...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006
Promise me by Veronika reviews
A lovenote I'd given to my boyfriend not that long ago.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006
Anna by Honey and Tar reviews
Anorexic?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006
End of the Dance by Pleasant-Depression reviews
And as they dance, I hear them whisper..."I'll forever love you"...and those are the words I most wanted to hear from him...but they weren't for me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006
Dance by Pleasant-Depression reviews
I sit here and stare at him dance...with her, who I wished I could be...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006
Pants by AbbeyEileen reviews
...Tinfoil underpants? really random! RnR!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Share a Sunset by AbbeyEileen reviews
drabble inspired by Dove chocolate. :
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Robbery by Faithless Juliet reviews
My best friend Rachel works nights at a drive through coffee hut and a guy drove up and pulled a gun on her, but the really sick thing is that shes pregnant.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006
The White Rose by rekaso reviews
I wrote this short story back when I was in sixth grade, and my mom was astounded that I could comprehend and write about something like the death of a loved one.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006
The Baby Disease by theCoffeeEnzyme reviews
Anti-abortion. Rather harsh. Please R+R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005
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Friends Till the End reviews
For my boyfriend, one of the first for him August.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
You were the one who was there
For an old friend who i recently broke up with but this was in August so whatev.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Pizza or Steak? reviews
I wrote this when everyone was on an acrostic kick. . . tee hee
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Soldier reviews
My worst fear. We're both gonna join the Air Force, and if he gets deployed without me I'll die.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Perfect Day II reviews
This was an actual good day, not sarcasm. The other one is don around number. . . 75? Something like that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Suicide by Poetry reviews
So it's a little Emo. Sue me. I write like this a lot, this is just the first Emo thing I've published in a while.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Lucky Me reviews
I hate math, almost as much as I hate ex boyfriends. This was my 100th post, and my first one was written during math, too! Cosmic, huh?
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Metronome reviews
Jay Pepper sucks. He brought his metronome to drill team practice yesterday and had us march at EXACTLY 115 beats per minute. I'll moider da bum.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Why I Hate Biology reviews
One of the kids in my Bio group will NOT shut up! EVER! Grr. And I got really pissed today about that. Grr.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - German - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Of Close Calls and Scary Movies reviews
My summer 2 months later in a nutshell.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Oh, I Wish reviews
NOT about Oscar Mayer! It's about a lost love . . . who I still kinda think is amazing . . . who finally started to like me . . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/29/2006
Yet Another Untitled reviews
To Patti, with love. God rest her soul.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006
What Happened? reviews
What my mom probably thinks when she looks at me. At school I'm okay but at home it hurts.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/19/2006
Rammstein reviews
Some people will get the thing at the end coughaustincough but I really don't care if you get it or not. Du darft's mein Bestrafer sein!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006
Parking reviews
NOT WHAT YOU THINK! My bf and I go to parks a lot. That's all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
Of Teen Hearts and AFI reviews
Need I say more? The teen hearts thing is P!ATD, btw.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
Green Elastics reviews
Yeah, this is about my bf & he's here right now 'cept he has his eyes closed . . . supposedly . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006
In the Cosmic Sense reviews
True story/inside joke. Tee hee!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006
Waiting reviews
What are we really waiting for?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006
For My Mother reviews
My Mom hasn't been around much since we got home from vacay and I miss her. She missed my birthday.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006
Shakespeare's Turning in His Grave reviews
In 8th grade I had this Shakespeare magnetic poetry thing & brought it to school . . . More to come when I find it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006
Prank! reviews
Okay, stop telling me it sucks. I realize this. I was totally . . . I don't know what when I wrote it. GET OVER IT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006
Roanoke reviews
I wrote this for my History Class in 7th grade so don't get too judgemental, please!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006
Perfect Day reviews
Written the same day, while I was still bawling my eyes out in my room, scared to death of what would happen.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006
May I? reviews
Written after something really shitty happened at karate. Colleen remembers . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/9/2006
Enter My World reviews
Here's to new beginnings and all that rot!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006
Over It reviews
Another last one, this time for Josh. Bastard.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/31/2006
Sometimes Belonging reviews
Yeah, it sounds corny but really isn't. I hope . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006
Over You reviews
My last one for Justin, I promise. Just my way of (finally) letting go.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006
Cliff Homes reviews
Inspired by the cliff dwellings in Manitou Springs, Colorado. They were really cool.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006
Touching Clouds reviews
Written on the way to Denver for a baseball game. They really are that close out there.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006
Forever? reviews
He really did promise me forever. I can't stand to think about him now. Curse it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006
HomesickHomecoming reviews
I wrote these on the plane form the ATL to Boston. LOL to everyone who gets pizza and Dollar Bill's.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006
Please Forget to Remember reviews
Please, just forget me. I've caused you too much grief.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006
Backseat reviews
Sometimes the heart has to take a backseat to reason . . . This could be about one of three guys.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006
Reflections reviews
Austin, please don't read this but I know you will, anyway. Shout out to the P.A. Class of 2009! And loser boyfriends everywhere.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Suicide Prayer reviews
Rated for obvious reasons.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/12/2006
What About Us? reviews
For my boyfriend. This will be one of my last postings of the school year, so have a great summer!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/12/2006
Motion Sickness reviews
Life sucks, then you get on the Ferris Wheel for the first time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006
My Mother Nature reviews
My first sorry attempt at an ode, I guess. Happier than much of my recent work.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/8/2006
Blood reviews
I stole a sentence from TheNextLittleMermaid's "Bleed My Mitakes." She can sue if she wants.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/8/2006
Eyes of a Child reviews
Okay, so its not about my boyfriend. Sue me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006
666 reviews
Happy 666! There's probably gonna be much better stuff about today published so go read that. Now.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006
Can't Live Like This reviews
I really hate my life. Can you tell?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006
Storm reviews
Something random I concoted while trying not to fall asleep in English.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/2/2006
Fall reviews
Not brilliant, but passable. Can you tell I'm depressed?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/1/2006
The Girl Without a Face reviews
Kinda morbid, I suppose. How I feel today.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006
Today Feels reviews
About this past week. I haven't slept in days and it's catching up to me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/1/2006
If Girls Should Never Cry reviews
I got the idea from my English worksheet & an "experience" at karate.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/1/2006
Thank You reviews
A cute little ditty. Not like me at all, right? Jsut read it. Please. Thank You! lol
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006
Barry at the Bat reviews
I wrote this for my English class and my teacher really liked it so I decided to post. Barry Bonds, if you don't know your baseball.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/25/2006
The Corps reviews
About my real-life AFJROTC Corps. Some of the stuff is made up, some names were changed, but it's based on real life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2006
Daddy reviews
About how much I hate my Dad, even though everyone else loves him. They don't know what happens.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2006
Poetry reviews
How I write.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2006
Monday Morning Math Blues reviews
Short and sorta rhymey, but not really. And yes, they do call me brilliant. Guffaw.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006
Die reviews
It doesn't flow, it doesn't rhyme, it's just my feelings at the time. How's that for a catchy slogan?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006
The Me I Used to Know reviews
Nonfiction
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006
For Josh reviews
Pretty self-explainatory, I think.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006
Well, There Goes My SelfEsteem reviews
The voices don't stop berating me. All of these things have been said to me by at least one person in the last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/11/2006
Rest in Peace, O My Heart reviews
"Nothing good comes from/Nothing"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006
Tell Me reviews
Okay, so I really like this guy and wanna date him and he always tells me he loves me but I don't know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Don't Look at Me reviews
Something I wrote while I was supposed to be checking my homework that I didn't do.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/5/2006
Wasted reviews
"One youth/Wasted" A total work of fiction.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
You wanna drive? reviews
A short short about the funniest thing the ever happened to me on a date. I love Josh!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006
Nummification reviews
I dunno. It's lame but you'll probably read it anyway.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/3/2006
Frustration reviews
"Frustration boils over"
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006
Questions reviews
'Cause I'm falling in it/for you"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/1/2006
Confusion reviews
JUSTIN, I'M CONFUSED! Cause that's not obvious.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006
Teenage Dreamland reviews
This one's also rededicated to Josh, just cuz he rocks my socks. So there.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006
That'll Be the Day reviews
Only cuz kids wouldn't understand & use of the word "ass." He's sitting near me now and he looks HOT with his glasses on, oh wait. Never mind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2006
Laughing at my Ex reviews
I wrote this last night while, you guessed it, laughing at my ex. It was at karate and he was working out. Gross :).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006
Lucydity reviews
I sometimes get so bored in ROTC that I start spewing random nonsense. Like this. Utter nonsense
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006
Time reviews
Another Math Class creation brought to you by Boredom! Try some; it's delicious! lol hee hee
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006
One Happy Girl reviews
It really sucks, but that's okay, right?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006
Mirror reviews
Open to interpretatin. Yes, this is pretty much the Mirror of Erised, I'm a Potter fanatic. Just read it, okay?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006
Sunday Morning Swing reviews
A sorry attempt at rhyming, this poem is dedicated to the son of my "boss,"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/10/2006
Sparring with Life reviews
I wrote this, like, ten hours after the inspiration hit so it sucks. Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006
Walking Alone reviews
I had to do this the other day, while figuring out why he was . . . well, read it and you'll find out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/6/2006
No Man's Land reviews
Another wonderful Math Class creation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/6/2006
Untitled II reviews
This is a really lame poem I wrote in, like, October of '05 about this kid at my church. He's really hot and I love him, I suppose, but sometimes. . . man, he's hard to deal with. This is just my thoughts after not seeing him for a while. He's in Australi
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/30/2006
Confessions of a First True Love reviews
This is one I already published on quizilla.com but nobody reads poetry there so I decided to publish it here. This is one for Justin.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006
Why? don't do it reviews
This is to a friend who spent the last weekend trying to kill himself. It didn't work, thank God, but he has a death wish so he will do it eventually. You know who you are, if you find this site in your searching.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006
Tilt reviews
This is a kind of insomnia-induced poem. No, I am not stoned/high/on anything. I'm just tired.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
Shahna reviews
This is for a friend who's moving on the 27th. I'm gonna miss her a lot.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
Drive reviews
Driving with Daddy is always an adventure when he's mad at me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
Poetry: Inspiration Costs Extra reviews
Where is my muse?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006
War, in a Different Sense reviews
Not your average war.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2006
6:25 reviews
I hate school, especially waiting for the bus.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006
Untitled reviews
Language, content. . .you know the drill
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/17/2006
You're Not Alone reviews
I feel the same. . .Don't let go of hope. For Derek Perry, in loving memory of Carl and Steve.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/16/2006
Elemental, My Dear Readers! reviews
I was bored in Science today. Chem sucks. Find all of the element names and you win a prize!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2006
Ordinary reviews
I'm rededicating this to Josh, my amazing friend with benefits. He's the best!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006
Breaking Up is Hard to Do reviews
Welcome to my life. . . Boys suck (no offense :P)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/15/2006
Conversation with the Devil II reviews
The sequel to "Devil" and "God." Kinda dumb but whatever.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006
My First Sorry Attempts at Writing Haikus reviews
They will be dumb. They will suck. There will be one about Fall Out Boy. Read and rate them, please.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006
Hostage Situation reviews
Can you figure out the symbolism?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006
Gardening reviews
This is life, just not for me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006
Best Friends reviews
You know who you are.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006
Converation with God reviews
The sequel to "Conversation with the Devil." Read that one first. And Jay really is Jesus reincarneted. At least to himself, anyway. . .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006
Conversation With the Devil reviews
I got bored during English and wrote another. Lucifer is in bold, I'm in normal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2006
The Story reviews
A pathetic little poem I wrote during English class cuz I was bored.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006
Drowning reviews
A fictional thing that I guess is kinda true. . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/23/2006
In Loving Memory Of reviews
I don't know what to say about this. Um. . . things I've gained and lost along the way, I guess.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006
I Thought I Knew You reviews
Sogna this is about you. Meanie.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006
In My Head reviews
This is basically what my life is: writing, German, and motion. That's all I think about. And boys. Them too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006
Wishin' on a Star reviews
Poem I wrote during math class. Hey, I was being more productive than anybody else!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006
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