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Joined 02-18-06, id: 513919
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

I am a forty year old balding man that lives in Wyoming and secretively tape my neighbour's wife while she's in the shower. Yes, at first glance, it may seem that I'm actually a fourteen year old overweight girl that lives in Pennsylvania, but I assure you that that it is only a disguise to prevent the police from finding out my true identity. For I... am...Trojan Man! . As you can see, I'm slightly insane. Only slightly, though; in real life I'm more of the introverted type that shies away from social intereaction, suffers from depression, social anxiety disorder, and an inferiority complex. I have an extreme obsession with various anime/manga, and Harry Potter. I spend entirely too much time on the computer and... I love to write. I know what you're thinking, 'She loves writing?! Then what the hell is she doing here?!' Well, let me just tell you that I'm daring like that. ;) Ano... Yep, that's about it... :)


I just watched Saw II, and I'm inspired to write some sort of thrilling suspense/horror movie that delves into the recesses of the human mind. Yep... I really like gory movies. A lot. And I like movies that make me think, like Saw, or The Hole if you've even heard of it. Ah, the desperation of the human mind to survive... 'tis a beautiful thing, is it not? Or maybe I'm just some freak-o that needs medication. Either one is good, really. ;)

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Brotherly love by untitled furniture reviews
Dear Dr. Phil, how do you get over a guy who would never want you? Wait, scratch that. How do you get over a guy who's your step brother? No answers? You're useless. Where’s Oprah when you need her? Completed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,016 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
How Grim Became The New Reaper by Reeviel reviews
He was a punk/goth who I was hopelessly in love with. He was my best friend since birth. He was - the Grim Reaper. Funny how weird high school can be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,147 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Rebel Always Wins by AdventurousSpirit reviews
Ryan, my older brother by a year, told me something when I turned fourteen and got to hang out with him in high school. He said, ‘Don’t crush on my friends, okay?’ Unfortunately… I’m a rebel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005
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Maybe It's Not So Bad After All reviews
A fun ol' cliche class camping trip. You can probably already guess that some of the students get lost, right? Yep. But you know what's even more fun? The rumours of a crazy old witch being true, or so says the talking kitten (whose actually human) o.O
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006
Lurker reviews
- 'I grew up in an insane asylum.' That's probably one of the most random things that has ever come from my mouth, and I guess I would have found it entirely funny had it not been true." -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006
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