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Joined 02-20-06, id: 514157, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 69 stories for Romance, Life, Young Adult, Biography, General, Supernatural, Horror, Sci-Fi, Mythology, Fantasy, Family, and Humor.

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Brainless by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Pay attention, Eddie! Yeah, story of my life... my boring, normal life. At least, it was boring and normal until I discovered that Bradley McCourt has multiple personality disorder. Well, not really. But seriously, maybe. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,459 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008
like cookies and milk by Adrian Coulson reviews
tag along as i get fat. whoever you are, you've met me at a strange time in my life.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012
The School Showers by Silver Edged Fantasy reviews
Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Faith Based Initiative by Hemogoblin reviews
Chris and Ryan have been groomed to be leaders in the conservative Traditional Values Protection Ministry, and they’ve wanted nothing more. That changes when they discover what they mean to each other. Explores themes of homosexuality and religion. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
Senses by DiaRose reviews
I'd rather no one know what actually inspired this because it makes it sound really stupid, but please read!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The Smallest Elephant by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Keegan's a real kook, at least he thinks so, and his world gets turned upside down when he meets a certain greenhaired someone and gets assigned what should've been an everyday English assignment... slashityslash COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,214 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Unrelenting Memories by Skyla Moon reviews
Valdrin, once a powerful sorcerer, is now the prisoner of his enemy. He's kept alive for the sole purpose of providing his enemy with his magic, which has several ill effects on him, including the resurfacing of memories he would rather keep hidden. SLASH
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Stalker by chibi-jinx reviews
[Yaoi] Jake is a young teacher that is going to learn the hard way that teaching isn't as easy as it looks, especially when you start thinking sexual thoughts about one of your male students.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,548 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004
Angel Dreams by Limited Edition reviews
Did it hurt little Ayah? The diary of a teenage mentally ill boy. Stand alone prequel to Untitled Song. slash, yaoi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Just Friends by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] Friends who joke a little too personally, sit a little too closely, hug for a little too long, stare a little too intimitely, touch a little too often and care a little too much. Right. Just friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Broken Free by Random-Idiocity reviews
I am no longer a slave to your prison'
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
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Androids Dream of Organic Sheep reviews
On March 7th at 7:23 PM, Shay found the temperature in the apartment—with insignificant variation from room to room—was 65.756 degrees Fahrenheit, rounded for the sake of human comprehension.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
The Bedtime Story reviews
Quentin lives in a world of winding staircases, freshly laundered sheets, and tutors.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
All Truths reviews
Micah Deluca came out sophomore year. He was standing by his locker, talking to a blond with a crooked smile and one fake tooth, feigning interest to stare at his biceps.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Complete
Lucky
Micah brought The Dog home a month ago, leading it by a jumprope he'd tied around its ragged collar.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Fits
Josiah's tears were fat but silent, first glimpsed in the rearview mirror when Noel asked if he wanted to call Jamal before they arrived at Nana's.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Shiver
I dissected my first cadaver when I thought I wanted to be a surgeon.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete
Hector, Junior, Rose reviews
Tio Hector, my namesake, came to stay two weeks after my fifth birthday. A day later, Mom quit work "for her health."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Coconut Oil
Somewhere I can't definitely place, you woke up early this morning because you always do and caffeinated yourself until you were jittering. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
AP English 12 reviews
It began as a disagreement over what William Faulkner meant when he wrote Homer Barron drank with younger men and preferred their company to Miss Emily's. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Complete
Autumn in Retrospect
I became a truant in fourth grade. That seems young, but you have to understand a few things: no one was keeping an eye on me, my 'teacher' was a rotating face, and I didn't think education was that important.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
The Earth Bursts Open reviews
Please, don't forget me in New York. (Slash).
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
Collateral
John isn't allowed to forget about the things he's done. (Slash).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
Sapiosexual
William doesn't think he'll ever understand Tracy. (Slash).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
Browsing History reviews
Masturbating is a sacred ritual in my afternoon schedule.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
can we skip the charades?
An Office Romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
The Woman
Karen is thirty-seven, has three children, and has never had an orgasm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete
running with the devil reviews
you're at the bookstore and pick up a copy of paradise lost. you flip to the back and find this note written on the empty pages.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete
April Showers reviews
Lacey met Jonathan and everything seemed so perfect.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Michael and Sigge Take on America
and Other Things Big Damn Heroes Shouldn't Have To Do After Saving the World.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Palo Pinto, OK reviews
Cole hates his hometown, but Keith hates it more. SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012
love's austere and lonely offices reviews
ronnie picks rose petals and eats them.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
changeling reviews
in nine months, she will know if he was real.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
the reasons we should not divorce reviews
an early retirement leaves feelings of incompletion and discontent; lucas knows they are meant for each other. SLASH.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Grace
In the night, he is visited by an Angel who calls himself Michael.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
We Have Lingered in the Chambers of the Sea
Every day he looks forward to going to Mr. Patterson's class. SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
And Winter Always Comes
Saoirse meets an eccentric stranger named Thomas and is captivated. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
flies in the kitchen reviews
today, i murdered an insect.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
Blasphemy reviews
Lucifer needed Abdiel to fall. Religious themes and imagery.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
ramblings reviews
this is a collection of autobiographical writings that i may compile in a more coherent order someday; until then, here they are in no particular order.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011
attention whore reviews
i want you to look, but please don't.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
nightmares
learning to cope.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
today's lunch
eating and thinking about life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Two Inches reviews
So, I think I just accidentally sold my soul to the Devil.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
dancing and too much to drink and maybe love reviews
brian is starting to think she's more than beautiful.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012
Gotta Have reviews
Tyler's something more than a quickie. SLASH. Companion to Ridin'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Wanderlust
They've always been more than family. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Prince Charming reviews
Even if their night together was platonic, Micah can't help feeling awkward. SLASH. companion to After Midnight and A Couch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Dead
Someday, he'll rot in a marriage; today, he has Logan. SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
The Talk
It's time for Ryan and Noel to have a conversation. SLASH. Companion to Driving.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Muse
Where does art come from?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
At The Gas Station reviews
Someday, he'd give her more than a temporary escape, but that day wasn't today.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
A Single Lawyer reviews
Maybe Jamal isn't good for Noel, but Noel isn't good for Jamal, either. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
diamonds
she fell for a star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
slow down
sometimes, he hates himself. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
The Scene
It's a party. SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
A One Woman Man reviews
He's asked to stay after class. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Ridin' reviews
He's James Dean handsome, and this is a dirty love. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
The Museum of Science and Industry
Laurel isn't broken. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Vampire reviews
She's a strange girl. FEMSLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
A Theory of Knots
Strings have a tendency to become tangled. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Pet
He was more content to be owned. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
habere reviews
the birds fell first.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast reviews
A modern take.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
After Midnight reviews
He's always gone to Noel for comfort. SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
A Couch
Two lives are connected by a couch; Jonathan wants Dane, and Robert doesn't know himself. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
In Three Acts reviews
A Breakup. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Stench reviews
Seth complains of a smell; Delano is sent to check it out. warnings: slash and gore
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Wardrum
churning stomach and a mind left to wander. male slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Driving reviews
we're just talking. it don't mean a thing. slash
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Through a Lens
Kien knows you can't examine a man for the sum of his deeds until he's dead. SLASH. Warnings: Language, Sexual Situations, and Morally Ambiguous Content
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012
Revulsion reviews
the insects: morphing cotton creatures and their horrible desires, manipulating and easing away my sanity, my self-control- slash, paedophilia, disturbed thoughts
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Complete
other oceans reviews
she knew he was special, but who believed a pregnant teenager, one with such a desperate lie on her harlot lips? slash, language, general strangeness
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Complete
Stars reviews
memories fade, but people do not. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Complete
dragon ink
he was more revolted than aroused, more fascinated than pleasured slash, language, generally unpleasant content
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Complete
days reviews
there is nothing more ephemeral than life. male slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Complete
the ugly name reviews
but what is destiny? warnings: male slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Sunflower reviews
MAJOR REWRITE- Jason needed an escape from the humdrum lies that made his days; Sacha was beautiful and willing. MALE SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
twins reviews
Innocence cannot be scarred. Warnings: Incest, implied rape.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
you can't do much more than think reviews
Joshua wishes that wasn't true. Warnings for incest, abuse, hints of m/m slash, masturbation, sexual content and some disturbed thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete