Sheets.
Probably a freak. What do I mean, probably? Definitely a freak.
Enjoys being different and to that extent, a total asshole.
Thinks life's a farce - a parody of televison shows.
Obviously has a lot to learn.

when the rabbit and the mouse
die, when they do that lovely
little jump to obscurity
who looks at them
in their purity?
- Ode to that God Machine, Herla Apples

there he goes, one of god's own prototypes,
never meant for mass production. too wierd to live...
too rare to die.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson.