Irony Illuminator
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Joined 02-24-06, id: 514603, Profile Updated: 12-25-10
Author has written 13 stories for Spiritual, Love, General, Nature, Fantasy, and Historical.

Hi. I'm female, 19 years old, a U.S. citizen. At this point, there's not much else to tell.

UPDATE - December 2010

WHOOOHOOOO! I'm posting something!! XD ...No, I'm not saying it's going to be a pattern. I'm just elated to have written. Anything. At. All. -_- Pray that the streak continues. Love you guys! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! :)

- Irony Illuminator -

UPDATE - December 2009

Um...yes. So, for anyone who's been waiting for updates or changes or anything at all to signify that I'm still alive...I apologize. Profusely. I am alive, just struggling with the whole 'original fiction' bit at the moment. So I'm taking down all my old stuff that I haven't touched in years (no, I'm not joking, I really think some of it has been sitting around that long -shudder-) and just leaving the oneshots. Maybe someday I'll think about rewriting a couple of my old stories, but not anytime in the near future.

Anyway. I'm sorry for any disappointment this causes. Truthfully, there have been many stories I've started in the interim, after I stopped posting on this site, but none of them have been finished either, and I don't really like posting stuff that I'm not done with anymore, so... Yeah. Maybe one day I'll get it figured out.

Thanks to the people who reviewed my stuff over the years and had me on their favs/alerts list. I really appreciate you guys and your encouragement. Hopefully someday I'll come back with something to reward you with. Until then...see ya! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

- Irony Illuminator -

A Siren Call by elisefey reviews
A mermaid with a voice too powerful to control. An abusive father bent on using her to his own ends. A friend determined to save her. And a human man whose heart hangs in the balance... The Little Mermaid, severely twisted and retold into modern times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 6/22/2006
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And He Would Change The World reviews
The greats in the Halls of History compete with each other, striving to steal first place for importance. Apparently, they're unaware that first place has already been claimed. "For unto us a Child is born; unto us a Son is given..." Christmas-ish ONESHOT
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
In This Place reviews
It was the last place he'd expected to be when he opened his eyes. But then, it's not like he'd complain, faced with the glory of God. ONESHOT Dedicated to my late youth pastor, Preston Newby.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Never Alone reviews
I want to believe that He's always there, even in the valley of my suffering. Even in the darkness. But it's so hard when all I can feel is... Alone.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Glory reviews
Such a majestic sight to grace my eyes and inspire awe. For the Maker of the sunrise. Something I wrote at fouroclock in the morning. I don't know if it actually qualifies as poetry...oh well... Enjoy!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
In The Presence reviews
For an innocent bystander, it all must have seemed so violent, so terrible. But though that bystander was simply that, a bystander, the events of that day would affect him to. In fact, they would change his life. ONESHOT
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Love Thy Brother reviews
Michael could feel his heart pounding out of his chest. Thunder rumbled outside, a foreshadowing of terror. Perfect. Nothing like a healthy dose of terror for the common farmer with a shadowy intruder in his barn. ONESHOT something I wrote for school R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Joy Comes With the Morning reviews
The cross stood stark and harsh against the dark sky. Despair wound itself around him like a cloak, and Peter embraced it. There was nothing else... ONESHOT
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Dead Wood reviews
On a trip down to Bend, I saw a whole bunch of forest that looked like it had been burned to a crisp. I was inspired.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Gold reviews
The truth about gold. Something random I wrote a while ago.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Kiss reviews
Desire swells. Passion dances. Love reigns. Something I wrote at 2oclock in the morning while contemplating some of my fictional characters' relationships. Weird... Anyway, R&R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Free reviews
This is my favorite song, and I've wanted to write something for it for a while now. Anyway... Set me free... songfic, ONESHOT
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Creation reviews
A closer look at what went on during Creation ONESHOT
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
The Lesson reviews
It takes a great deal to convince the greatest skeptic... ONESHOT
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete