chrisertastic
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Joined 02-24-06, id: 514662
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, and General.

Dry wit is something I want to perfect, but probably won't, since it requires too much thinking.

My spelling is shit. Which is ironic since I want to work in the English/Literature field when I'm old and gray.

The thesaurus is my best friend- I'm not ashamed to admit that.

I enjoy music, which ever genre. From slapping hoes to annoying banjos, it's all good.

I get bored easily- I've started too many stories that never gets finish, which usally ends up as recycled material for the next unfinished story.

That's all for now.

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Play us a Tune
Personification? Maybe
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Think Twice reviews
Self doubt will be the end of him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Burst reviews
I just want a honest reaction.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Cheap Shot reviews
Yeah, it is a low blow.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Asshole reviews
“You’re beautiful when you break.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete