SpontaneousRhino
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Joined 02-28-06, id: 515147, Profile Updated: 03-09-11
Author has written 19 stories for Romance, Biography, Humor, Fantasy, Life, Play, Historical, Love, and General.

My true name is NOT, I repeat NOT Spontaneous Rhino. In actuality, it is Rebecca and while I find that to be a rather pleasant name, I think that it is fun to have a bizarre pseudonym sometimes. You know, it makes life more interesting. And bizarre. Anywhom. I am 21 years old, freshly married, and enjoying a peaceful life with my dear and sweet husband. I'm trying to get back into writing more, and posting what I write, and I have learned my lesson since my teenaged writing years! Do. Not. Post. Unless. You. Have. Intention. Of. Finishing. The. Story. And. Have. Prewritten. Most. Or. All. Of. It. And I am taking that seriously! So from now on, you will only hear from me if the story can be finished! I'll probably start off with one-shots, but I'm hoping to get something longer going as well.

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Anna and the Guys:
This story is my most popular, but unfortunately due to writer's block and loss of inspiration, I was unable to complete it. I did very messily tie up the loose ends, but I warn you before reading it that it is incomplete and will never be finished.

Her:
This is probably the most awkward story ever, but I really don't want to remove anything from this site. I like reading my old stuff to see how I've progressed. Re-reading this is always...interesting. I wrote it about the man who was to become my husband, back when he and my best friend were an item. Yep. You can see how it's awkward now. No worries, she's cool with he and I being together! In fact she was my maid of honour. But yeah, when you know the backstory it makes this little story soooo awkard.

Plaster Sculpture:
This was written when all the pain of high school was going on. It's really...ugh. You know what I mean.

Random Acts of Kindness:
Another story that will never be finished, unfortunately. However, I really don't think that I had the pacing right or the characters developed well anyways, so it's no great loss. I just feel it's fair to warn you that I have no intention of completing it.

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They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Layene with the Green Eyes by cinnamon-24 reviews
Layene is in for a change. How about an arranged marriage?My first on fictionpress let me know how I'm doing.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2005
Making Sunshine Out of Rain by Ashelin reviews
A song about the rain. This one isn't about love and isn't sad [for once]! Let's jump into unexpecting puddles and drench ourselves in laughing raindrops...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
The Waiting Room by BKGal-24 reviews
Complete, but removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
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Save Me reviews
Shy girl Annie Bedloe is finding navigating the busy halls on her last day of school to be quite stressful. Fortunately, she remembers a promise someone once made to save her should she ever need it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Random Acts of Kindness reviews
When Emily March meets Eli Fox, her life is changed. This guy is on a mission to perform a random act of kindness each day, and after choosing her as his first 'victim', she is dragged into his scheme to help people out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
The Daily Life of Brooke the Human Female
Brooke finds herself interesting. Interesting enough to let you know about some of her daily experiences. Please indulge her ego by reading them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 747 - Published: 1/21/2009
Anna and the Guys reviews
Anna Windsor answered a newspaper ad to join a band full of five guys. This is the story of their very strange band. Please review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,027 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2006
We
A short poem it would be a song if I could write music about the story of my boyfriend and I. It's short, as I said, and I don't do much poetry, so I'd appreciate any feedback.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
The English Teacher
A short story thing about my grade twelve English teacher, who really inspired me. I wasn't sure where to put it, so I thought General would do.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 12/2/2007
The Most Romantic Poem In the World reviews
A poem for the weirdo in all of us.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
A Love Song reviews
An untypical love song written for my weirdo boyfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2007
Amy reviews
Amy's love has returned after 16 years, and she is thrilled to be reunited, but things have changed... One shot, short story.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Her reviews
A hopelessly romantic boy reflects on his path to love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006
The Adventures of Jimmy and Lola reviews
Lola's got a problem and Jimmy's the guy for the job.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007
Skandar, Warrior of Ravendron
Skandar meets a fairy in the woods who has news of the wizard's threat upon the life of the Queen. Will they be able to save the Queen?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Our Walk reviews
A girl and her guy friend, on their walk.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Emmy
Twist Ending...that's all I'll say.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Kate and the TSB reviews
A girl working alone in a thrift store makes an interesting discovery in the circular pants rack...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Through the Thrift Store Window reviews
Based on some imagining that I did while working in a thrift store. A girl gazes out the window and sees something wonderful...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Plaster Sculpture
High school is like a plaster sculpture, with pieces being chipped away to create the final product. But what if the tools are lost or the wrong piece is taken away?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Ramblings of A reviews
Ramblings of A Slightly Random, Slightly Deranged Seven Year Old...I came across my journal from grade two, and it was too funny not to share with the world.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006
Tragic Cliche Love reviews
Just another story of tragic, cliche love, because really: what other kind is there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006