Megan
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Joined 1998, id: 5156
Author has written 70 stories for General, General, Horror, Mythology, Humor, Love, Biography, War, Family, Work, Romance, School, Life, Play, Humor, Supernatural, and Religion.

I am a girl who was born 23 years ago (Gah! I'm so old! When I first wrote this profile, I was 17!).

Unfortunately, no great comets hit the earth, nor did the rivers run red with blood to announce the coming of such a person as myself. Alas, I'll just have to prove my greatness in other ways.

I am a girl who can operate chopsticks successfully. I am a girl who can read Tarot cards and divine the future using water and candle wax. I am a girl of impressive stature who has a remarkably loud voice when I choose to use it. I am a girl who is determined to kick ass at Dance Dance Revolution. If you're a psychotic stalker, you should know that my favorite music artists include The Dresden Dolls, Freezepop, Tori Amos, Rasputina, System of a Down, Aphex Twin, Poe, Danny Elfman, and most Hindi techno artists.

You should also know that my favorite painters include J.W. Waterhouse, Max Ernst, Jean Delville, and all those yummy pre-raph artists out there. You shouldn't know that I am rather shy around those of my age group and that I rarely get enough calcium. My favorite show is Heroes. My favorite cooking show is Iron Chef. My favorite authors are Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Stephanie Meyer, Holly Black, Tamora Pierce, and many many others. My favorite vegetable is squash (the yellow kind). If you need to know anything more about me, I suggest you read some of my stories. I put a lot of myself into them and you'll probably get to know me the best by reading them.

...Except, I should probably mention at this time that I am not a cannibal, despite my numerous stories about the subject. I just think it's interesting, okay? I have absolutely no desire to consume my fellow humans in a fit of psychotic rage.

glances around the room to ensure that she's alone

Mmmmm, babies!

...Oops. Was that out loud?

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Risen Fallen Angel by KoNeko Botakuru reviews
She looked up at me with her big acid green eyes, excitement etched across her face. This was her first spook. gothic. Please read and review. Lots of love, KoNeko.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Vampire by Langsiell reviews
the kiss of the vampire... a short poem about a vampire and a kiss?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2005
Vampire Lover by Miss Blade reviews
I've learned to survive in this world, being the pet of a vampire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,980 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 6/10/2003
Doodles by Chocolaty Wonders reviews
Well, its about a son who makes his mother his puppet forever.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2003
Tainted Skin and Dirty Blood by Ace Gang reviews
The thoughts of a girl who is tainted, a girl who is alone, a girl who is dead on the inside.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2003
The Hunt by Gabriel C reviews
Games and the children that play them. Reviews Appreciated.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2003
Whole by Yelen reviews
Sometimes, you're simply not yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2002
It's Peace Out There by Darrell M. Stark reviews
A glimpse into the mind of an orbital skydiver shows us what can go wrong at 200,000 feet...(Note: Spoilers are in the Reviews)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2002
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Helping the Needy reviews
Sylvia's mommy keeps a man in the basement, tied up and bleeding, to harvest his blood
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/31/2002
For the Love of the God reviews
The jealous servant of a mysterious God of the forest has a plan of her own....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Brief Kiss reviews
A romantic tragedy about two women whose lives are destroyed by the society they live in. Warning: Contains lesbians and melodrama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
There and Back Again: A WouldBe Druggie's Tale reviews
In which our heroine, Bris Milah Smith, is accepted to one of the most famous schools in the country, only to be kicked out fifteen minutes later. Her story, as told in less than 800 words.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
The Witches of Calgary reviews
The daughter of a family of powerful witches must face the literal nightmares haunting her new home.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007
Jesus At His Day Job reviews
God, why do I work for you?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Unsuccessful Dating Locations reviews
There's some places you should NEVER bring your date...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005
Franklin Regional High School: An Ode reviews
Who feels a pinch after burning alive?
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005
Dry Peaches reviews
Inspired by my favorite Tori Amos quote...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005
Sugar and Spice reviews
Sugar and spice and all things nice? I don't think so... Here's the REAL recipe.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005
Sacred Nothing in an Empty Room reviews
In a mountainous, upperclass neighborhood, people are disappearing as red eyes appear in the bushes and dark omens dance in the dreams of the unwilling.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Oh, Those Formative Years! reviews
Just another twelve more years...
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2004
A Moment of Speculation reviews
You could be dead right now...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/16/2004
A Mother's Love reviews
A mermaid, kidnapped by a fisherman for 12 years, takes her revenge... (contains references to rape, cannibalism, child death and homicide. If you're offended by any of that, don't read this.)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 1/20/2003
Reality Absolute reviews
There's nothing left to believe. There's nothing out there that's still magical. All that's left is dull and frozen fact.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004
The Sanctity reviews
Do it for the kids! Stick together for the kids! Because it's not like they'll be negatively affected by a loveless marriage, or anything...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004
Igloos reviews
There's a psycho outside holding a hairdryer
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004
The Rebel reviews
It's time to let the world know that you aren't following the rules anymore.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
The Dance of the Worms reviews
A thousand worms, one day, decided to dance...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004
Sucker For Love reviews
Vampires, waitresses, gods, and ninja... Is there room for love in all the weirdness?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004
A Step in the Wrong Direction reviews
I'm only beautiful when I can't see me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/3/2004
Buy Myself reviews
I am so SICK of how people seem to think that if you're fat, then you automatically deserve every bit of ridicule, hatred, and harassment that you receive from others. This is my response.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/3/2004
After See reviews
Come on, girlie. You know you want to get in the car...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003
David Gets Head reviews
David discovers just how much his wife dislikes the baby...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2003
She Wore Furs At My Funeral reviews
I could break your ovaries like the eggs in my omelet...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003
Ill Met By Moonlight reviews
A homeless junkie encounters Oberon, King of the Faeries, and learns just how terrible some curses can be.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003
After the Argument reviews
In response to all those unbelievable romance stories out there, here's my interpretation of how a *real* couple would behave...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/2/2003
A Good Meal reviews
There's something wrong with this couple. Something _horribly_ wrong.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2003
Wasting My Time reviews
Sometimes we give up because other people tell us to give up. Sometimes we sacrifice ourselves because we feel there's nothing left. My best poem to date. Please read and review.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2003
Falling in Love with Marissa reviews
Ah, true love! The object of his affection has a demon in her skull, sharp, sharp teeth, and her biggest secret hidden beneath the covers...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
Needle reviews
A woman sits in the kitchen as she watches her bratty children and her pedophile husband....
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2003
Abattoir reviews
Bloodied stumps tied together with twine...
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/3/2003
Working Girl reviews
A less-than-morally-upright woman discusses her choice of employment
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/26/2003
Lite reviews
I woke up and the room was hollow
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/2/2003
When I Grow Up reviews
The morbid perks of being a fireman
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2003
Everywhere a Judas reviews
Being an prophetess is never as fun as it sounds, especially when your visitors have very sharp teeth...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 10/18/2002
If People Could Be Eaten reviews
Do virtuous people taste better than sinners? Are priests yummy?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2002
The Passing of the Dark reviews
lilting lovers hunch and burn while left behind to turn to dust
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2002
Sundays In The Attic reviews
Welcome to Kirsty's world of religious fanatics, dead chickens, new uses for barbeque forks, and weekly trips to the attic for...um..."cleansing".
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2002
Parasites and Twinkies reviews
The strange and deadly connection between blood-sucking fiends and popular snack cakes
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/20/2002
The Cramp God reviews
He punishes women every 28 days....
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7/20/2002
Agony's Lover reviews
She is small and her wings no longer function. Her touch freezes the bare skin till the blood turns to ice. And tonight she has found a lover...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/24/2002
Irrevocably Linking Sex With Violence reviews
Murder = sex? A frightening little poem...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002
Homosexuals Are GAY!!!! reviews
"Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! ...We'll have a gay old time!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2002
Turning Tables reviews
put me on a pedestal and kiss my dainty toes
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2002
Girl reviews
First she sliced her curtains and then she shaved her head.....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2002
Coatlique reviews
An ancient witch in the modern world discovers someone spying on her in her own back yard....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/8/2002
I Used To reviews
I used to have something to belong to. Everyone has something to belong to.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/5/2002
Funeral Harvest reviews
I've been reading too much T. S. Eliot...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2002
The Box in the Closet reviews
Some dark secrets you can never hide....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/10/2001
Brunhilda Says Hello reviews
Oh my god! Brunhilda finally gets to meet her favorite boyband member! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/10/2001
A Cry For Help reviews
Scream! Speak! Cry! Retch! Die! Just get something out!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2001
Mother Goose, Eat Your Heart Out! reviews
You think Mother Goose is good? Hah! Never has there been a more BEAUTIFUL poem about beetles!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2001
Break It Loose, Woman! reviews
Scream! Yell! Shriek! Spit! Stop keeping your sadness hidden!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2001
Love, Life, and Castration reviews
Life would be a lot more tolerable if I were only allowed to castrate all the idiots out there...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2001
The Other White Meat reviews
Fairies, skyscrapers, and 900 year old tigers.... Welcome to my world.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2001
F*ck the F*cking F*ckers reviews
This is a poem honoring those idiot people who think that they're sooooo great. Rated 'R' for language.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/19/2001
Other Sunsets reviews
My first and only sex-related poem... Tell me what you think, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/19/2001
The Museum reviews
*THIS IS INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC! MATURE READERS ONLY!* A museum of sadistic punishment is employed to test the loyalties of a twisted kingdom....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2001 - Published: 3/28/2001
The Six Kings reviews
Six kings argue over who should help a man being eaten alive by dogs.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2001 - Published: 3/14/2001
The Other Side of the Border reviews
Angelique and Madeline have been dead for a combined total of 10 years, but they have just realized how boring the afterlife can be....
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 2/27/2001
The Boy Who Could Only Laugh reviews
A boy jokingly decides to spread pro-suicide pamphlets to all his neighbors....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2001
Windigo reviews
*Revised Story. I completely changed the ending and edited the first part of the story.* Do not read this if you do not like to read about violence or graphic descriptions. I'm warning you that this is violent. Believe me. I'm not lying.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2001 - Published: 12/7/2000
And the Words Just Explode reviews
Ever really want to say something, but kept your mouth shut because you wanted to be polite? Well, sometimes it's better to be rude....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2001
Ultrasonic Sound reviews
Daryl's mother is choking to death on her own vomit, but the planes outside will register his movement if he helps her. God forbid the planes realize that you're still alive....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2001
Annie and the Lewd Fluid reviews
A love potion goes terribly wrong....
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2001
Tread Softly reviews
This is one of the oddest stories I have ever written. It's more cute than frightening, but it contains a monster so I count it as a 'scary' story. Please read and review. I'm quite proud of it.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2000
Oh Deer! reviews
All over the world people are accidentally hitting animals with their cars. What would happen if the animals struck back?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12/14/2000
The Stain on the Carpet reviews
Daniel and Sally discover exactly how a few words can kill you. This story is not for children.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12/7/2000
Sestina of How Armies are Formed reviews
In Tennesse again came Hitler...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2000