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Joined 03-09-06, id: 516253
Author has written 7 stories for Essay, Humor, Love, and Manga.

Well well well, what have we here?

Yes, updating this page yet again.

It's been about 6 months since the last update, and since then I have basically stopped writing any 100 original stuff. Some friends and I have plans for some fanfiction contests, but I am unsure if they will go ahead, given the current circumstances. But when all is well, we will most probably write our fanfictions, and may even move onto our own original fictions contest. Lets face it, we can't go forever without writing anything. And sometimes a distraction is all you need to keep your minds off things.

So yeah. There may or may not be some new stuff from me soon. But whatever.

Anyway, some stuff about me:

age: 17

gender: female

Location: new zealand

preferred genre: humour or parody. Especially if I'm writing it. But I also like to read sci-fi and the occasional romance/chick-flick book, because those require little to no brain power to read. And if they have complex story lines, then you've done it wrong and deserve to burn at the stake. And take a few media studies classes on how to write into a certain genre.

likes: being warm, eating good food, cooking stuff that I like, being on the internet (one day, I shall claim myself a nice bit of internet fame), selling icecreams at the World Buskers Festival when it's here, being with my friends, anime, manga, counting down how many more english lessons there are until I NEVER have to take one of those goddawful classes again.

dislikes: having to walk to work/school in the rain, getting on the bus to find out that my metro card is out of money, grumpy bus drivers, english class, seeing my friends sad or hurt and knowing there's not much I can do to help them, reading a bad book, reading a good book with a bad ending glares at JKRowling, art teachers that tell you how much you suck even though they're meant to help rather than point out flaws you already know are there, having to light the fire when it's cold (why can't we have a heat pump??), baking a cake that looks like it'll taste great and not even getting to taste any of the finished product.

That's about all I have to say just now. There may or may not be more coming soon. But if there's nothing before the end of this week (first week of october, 2007) don't expect anything until December. That's when summer holidays start,and my exams finish.

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Down on the Dance Floor by Derek57 reviews
Shonen ai? Being drunk can lead to bad things but I never imagined it could be as bad as aquiring a stalker and not even knowing their goddamn gender. After being constantly hassled I'm lead to do things I never imagined I would do down on the dance floor
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,027 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/24/2006
Wonderful Brett Myatt by Derek57 reviews
Shonen ai? Remember my name. It was all great being the most loved boy in modern day life. Only soon I began to realize just how 'unwonderful' I really was. People knew me alright, just for all the wrong reasons. Teen idol or envied poser? Dry humoured.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007
Three Bitchy Gays and Me by Derek57 reviews
[NEW STORY] The Backstabber, The Whiner, The Eccentric. If you thought putting up with one was bad enough, trying being friends with all three. Welcome to my social life, arguments galore. Me? The Pacifist. [Humour]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Captive in a New Light by DemonicI reviews
Yaoi. Held prisoner in his own home, Jacque decides its time to prove that he can do something with his life. Running away to the Napoleonic Army and meeting people for the first time in years, Jacques finds himself falling in more ways than one. Derek57.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Hallowed be thy name by Mars Demo reviews
I was perfectly happy with my life, that is, until my mother sent me to counseling at my church... let me be the first to tell you, I am not gay Yaoi, rating has gone up, beware
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
A Major Blow by Zana reviews
[CW] Something I wrote for school. It's a quick read, about two girls and their chase for a renegade homework assignment, along with bad hair, bad breaks, and bad, evil dust mops...I mean dogs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Kye and Mateus Sequel by Derek57 reviews
Shonen ai: Cute couple Kye and Mateus make thier way back to Japan, only to be held under the suspecting eye's of Kye's family who stay oblivious to their relationship...but for how long? How long can they keep their feelings hidden?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006
What's the Worst that could Happen? by Derek57 reviews
(shounen-ai/yaoi) That's a good question. I found out the hard way. I fell in love with a guy that hates me, then, after a moment of stupidity, my life changes and I become close to my crush in a way I could have never imagined...I'm his Guardian Angel...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
Nettles Become Petals by Derek57 reviews
(shounen-ai/yaoi) He keeps a diary, but I stole it. He spills out his confessions, and then I read them... I found out something I shouldn't have. It will change the way we see each other. Ceyo...it can't be true...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006
Two Drinks Too Much by Limited-Fantasy reviews
"A Prophet, a Prince, and a Blonde all walk into a Wooden Houseā€¦" is the correct title. So what happens when you give the prophet and the prince a few drinks?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006
Stop and Think by Noihseret reviews
I want to bring something to your attention. This might mean the difference between life and death for an animal.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Kye and Mateus by Derek57 reviews
(shounen-ai/yaoi) 16 year old Kye is visiting London and bumps into a rude, arrogant but handsome stranger, called Mateus. As the two become friends, they discover that prehaps they share a little more than just friendship...by Derek
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006
How to Rid Your Home of Teenage Rebellion by The Muse's Turn
Also written for my Writer's Craft class last year. This is a short, humourous essay done in the style of "A Modest Proposal". That is to say, it's sarcastically attempting to provide a solution to a modern problem. I enjoyed writing it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2005
Garn's Rant Closet by Limited-Fantasy reviews
What happens when you stick a former dark lord into a lone closet that smells like cheese? Come and find out for yourself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
Spit by Deus Ex Magna reviews
I... don't know where this came from... uh...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2005
The Seer of Nerryn by Catwytch reviews
This is a short story about a girl called Celia who is a seer living in the Middle Ages... -
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005
Sasqwen the Birf by Chimerical Reality reviews
This is the life story of a birf named Sasqwen. You see, it all started with a pigeon on a hot summer day in Cabbo...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
Drugs, sex and alcohol by Blue Abyss reviews
Rose goes for a physical with Dr. Kinny. Afterwards, they have a chat about Rose's life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005
Once Upon A Time by transparency93 reviews
short & a LITTLE random.. do enjoy please R&R! :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005
You say by transparency93 reviews
again, very random.. (please R&R) :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005
The Top 10 Reasons To Read This Book by Rinney Manelle reviews
A rambling featuring the top 10 reasons you should read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004
Never Coming Back Run by transparency93 reviews
Written for a competition..not too good but "neat" according to one reader. enjoy tho. please R&R. (poem)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2005
Poprocks & Coke by t h e m u s h r o o m reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, only I like this one so read it as is for now. RRR. T for language, some kissing, some premarital sex, the works.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
I don't eat meat so sue me! by Tiefling reviews
An essay on why I don't eat meat. I'm not good at titles. Updated.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
Dream OLD by BetaMaster reviews
Really old story I wrote six years ago. Basically still up for indexing. It's about a dream someone has, where they can do anything.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
The Day Barney Died by Alex Daniels reviews
Barney's death was taken by surprise.... what next?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2001
Chuck by Sony-chan reviews
Just a stupid limerick
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Pork by Cranberry juice reviews
This is a Limerick I made It's my first so enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2001
Plodding Feet by PigeonWings reviews
A cute limerick about a "Coordinationally Challenged" young woman.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2001 - Published: 10/7/2000
Ode to the Homophobic Flamer by Tiefling reviews
I wrote this in response to certain idiotic 'reviews' someone has been posting lately. You know who you are.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2001
Limerick to Music by Black Belt with a Broken Heart reviews
A limerick about a girl who plays in a band.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2001
Marlene's Redundancy Poem by Marlene by Fidget reviews
A friend wrote this...you've got to understand our humor to get it.^-^
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2000
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Fan reviews
First time for me, it's a series of limericks. My regular readers will know my limericks are generally macabre in nature, and this is no different, therefore a rating of T.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Place Witty Title Here reviews
Two teenagers meet at a wedding. What will happen? Is a great friendship blossoming, or will it be something more? Meh. Depends on the author's mood.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007
Sam reviews
A limerick... Need I say any more?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006
Fat Tabby Cat reviews
Limerick. Short. Blunt. Brutal. Funny?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/22/2006
Saved reviews
R&R for a friend of mine...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Limerick from York reviews
Rated for the stabbing of eyes from forks and death. Is a limerick.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
We Are Being Brainwashed reviews
Right, this is a speech I did to my class a few days ago, and I wanted to see what others thought of it. If you read it, PLEASE review! I don't mind if it's annonymous!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006