Susurrent Threnody
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Joined 03-11-06, id: 516402, Profile Updated: 04-11-08
Author has written 17 stories for Thriller, Religion, General, Life, Humor, General, Humor, Nature, and War.

I appreciate reviews and constructive criticism, but NO FLAMES. Flames are bad. Your mother would be ashamed of you if she learned that you had flamed someone.

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I have a very short attention span when it comes to writing, so most of my stories will only be one chapter long, but they will be complete

Read "Queen of Glass" by S.J.Maas. It is one of the best stories here at FictionPress

Published authors whom everyone should read:

Terry Pratchett

Piers Anthony

Garth Nix (Abhorsen Trilogy, The Ragwitch, Shade's Children)

Edgar Allen Poe

Shakespeare (his comedies are the best)

Robert Jordon (The Wheel of Time series)

David Eddings (The Belgariad, The Malorean, The Dreamers series)

Agatha Christie

red hawk (Wreckage With a Beating Heart)

Quotes of the moment

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. – Oscar Wilde

If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind. – Don Marquis

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -- Herm Albright

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

It is time to go forward, Carmelo. There are moments when the courage of men and women must become the feeling Jesus had knowing he was going to die for the people. – Laura Lopez

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Save Me, Oh Brave Protector by Small Marshmallow reviews
Nicholas Ryan Fredrik III: the mighty prince. Elliott 'Lee' Jacobs: the Armed Guard sent in to protect him. Mutual hatred means they're not going to kill each other...but that doesn't mean they'll both survive this one unmarked or unchanged. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,840 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Die Is Cast by Calcifersgrl reviews
With a motto like 'Quod Desidero Obtineo,' Lord Harry Winborne always got what he wanted. But winning a Miss Cassandra Colney in Hazard, a game of chance where the stakes were high and the consequences were even higher, was MUCH more than he bargained for
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,512 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/7/2004
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Shines Too Brightly by Michaela King reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Cassie's life takes an interesting turn when she moves to Rome - she is fraternizing with Olympians, juggling suitors, and learning bit by bit what she can about her parents, who died mysteriously when she was a baby.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,810 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
The Quirks and Quibbles of Online Fiction by Arianna Wings reviews
There are a lot of things that bug me about online fiction. I don't expect to make a change I just want to talk about it... or rant, really. This will be updated weekly.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
How to Write a Review by Burnt Bread reviews
Story in process of being rewritten. Part 1 is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Permutations by StormDancer reviews
A boy. A girl. An attraction. Oh, all the things that could be. ONESHOT collection, same characters, different lives. Chapter 2: Exiled
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007
Everything Can Change by bex17 reviews
Fay Nielson is an angry femenist, that just happens to play football. So when she tries out for the team, will good or bad things happen? Will the star quarterback, her sworn enemy, change her? Warning: VERY CLICHED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,523 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 2/5/2006
Fate Hates Us by Dust Cloud reviews
A quest for revenge, for love, and for...pissing everyone else off because you simply won't shut up and have nothing better to do.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006
Duel by StormDancer reviews
Two people, two bodies, two wills. One desire, one duel, one winner. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Omnipotence Draught by Respect Is Sexy reviews
A hero wannabe, a poetically inclined faerie, a witch in denial, and a con artist set out to rescue the daughter of a famous witch-hunter. (limited space for summary)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,025 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Well the thing is by InspiredSpider reviews
a little moment between old flames it has a funny twist
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2006
Tabby Cat by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE It is not acceptable for a proper young miss to Aenter a tavern, Bnot wear mourning colours when in mourning and Ckiss a man she's not related to. But then, fate usually has the upper hand over propriety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,074 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Monkey Wrench by Anne Academy reviews
COMPLETE. After one late night phone call, a sarcastic bookworm is pulled into a mysterious underworld rife with intrigue and violence. One man's desperate quest for freedom and an ancestral legacy will lead her to secrets wrapped in blood.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,506 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Interpreting You by invisible.writer reviews
Wednesday Aryn is what some would deem a 'free spirit', a gypsy if you will. Her independence is threatened, however, when an old bat decides she needs to clip her wings...with Mr. Grunge no less.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,458 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005
Fear Not the Wolves by Arianna Wings reviews
COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,724 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/18/2003
20XX by Nocturne Requiem reviews
A short script about a world in which if a child is not perfect, parents are able to "change" them. Where is the fine line between human and machine? And is there really a difference?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006
One Smile by Khazia reviews
All it takes to love someone is one smile.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2006
Sweet Serenade by Khazia reviews
A move to Mexico proves to be the beginning of a new romance for a Michigan girl. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2005
Directions by WriterJC reviews
A very short story. . . about directions. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2003
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The Cost of Diamonds reviews
In Uganda, children are forced to become soldiers in the war over diamonds. How much does it cost them?
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Perfect Entropy reviews
What is life? Should it be lived slowly and savored? Or should we live fast and hard? Where do our beliefs, any kind, fit into this equation of life?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Crayons vs Sharpies reviews
Which is better, Crayons or Sharpies? What happens if they get in a fight, who would win?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Rhythm of Life reviews
The beat throbs and we dance like never before.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Letting Go
Sometimes for things to get better, you have to let go of what you are clinging to. Hopefully, you can do it before it's too late. This is for everyone who needs to remember. Ecclesiastes 11:1, Isaiah 40:31.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Vivir reviews
This is my first poem in Spanish. An English translation is included after the Spanish version.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Lost Conflict reviews
Life gives us challenges. sometimes you win, sometimes you don't.It all depends on you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Dance to the Piper reviews
We are all puppets dancing to someone else's tune.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Valley of Dry Bones reviews
Based on Ezekiel, chapter thiryseven, verses one through fourteen. If any of you know, or have heard, the song Dem Bones, then you'll get this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Heartbreak reviews
Life goes on after being broken, just give it time
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Because of Me, Because of You reviews
I ment to post this on Good Friday or Easter, But wasn't able to. Contemplating Jesus' sacrifice.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Brain Rain reviews
Brains are falliing form the sky. Follow these strange happenings through the life of Abiosa Kobold.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006
Sides reviews
a reflection on Christ.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Questions reviews
Questions that I think everyone asks themselves at least once in their lifetimes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Hansel and Gretel revisited and renovated reviews
Hansel and Gretel have escaped into the world. What horrors will they inflict on the helpless citizens? [oneshot]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Running From God reviews
Explained in the Title
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Tears of Blood reviews
A woman who obsesses over a lost love. Rated for the ending. [oneshot]
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete