My Sweetheart the Drunk
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Joined 03-11-06, id: 516406, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

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Ok. So it's been like a year or so since I've updated. The Neighbors is kind of finished; and by that I mean that I have the rest of the story outlined, and some either major/minor (I haven't decided yet) revisions to make to the stuff that's already up. However, college is a fickle mistress and likes to take up a lot of my time. If we're all lucky, though, I'll get bored enough over Christmas break to finish it once and for all.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
I Blame the Llamas by Venus Smurf1 reviews
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
The Mating Stone by Galadri reviews
He found her when she was ten and waited for her to grow up. Is he too late to claim his mate, or will she heed the call of the mating stone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,136 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008
How To Save A Life by Margot Tenenbaum reviews
This is about growing up and breaking down. This is about falling for the wrong person at the right time. This is about giving up and holding on. This is about a boy, a girl, and why it isn't that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,496 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007
Brier Wood by cu-kid reviews
Davi Marshall left Brier Wood ten years ago with the intention of never returning. Now, she is forced to face her past, the demons that wait for her to confront them, and the man who is nothing like the boy she once knew.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,145 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Blood On Our Sneakers by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Your Best Bet by i found nemo reviews
So this cute guy I see everywhere on campus suddenly went from being a semi-stranger to the guy I'm being paid to hit on. It started with a bet... ONE-SHOT SKOW ROUND 7 NOMINEE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Chasing Mussolini by it's only castles burning reviews
Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Something Not To Forget by Faded Soulfire reviews
There were a lot of firsts I had been robbed of - until he came along and changed that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Nineties World by Odalisque reviews
He collects Spice Girls dolls and Jarvis Cocker is his idol. There is something odd about Nineties Nate and it’s not just his name. He is the messiah of the indie revival scene but it is up to me to drag him out of 90's world and into the 21st century.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Boats and Birds by Hamlet Machine reviews
one-shot …because love is really just two people trying to mash and force and crush themselves back together into the perfect, whole being they may have once been…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Jilted by serako reviews
Sayuri was the perfect woman. Beautiful, charming, and a successful interior decorator, to boot. So why did Eric leave her at the altar for her best friend? And why is Sayuri sleeping with Eric's sexy older brother Vincent? The story of a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Kohl by Callisto Jean reviews
[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Sixteen And Now I Know by Named Gene reviews
We all grow up. This means our skirts are getting shorter and sometimes we even wear eye shadow.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Hallway Punk by Socially Inept Kitchen Boy reviews
Someone asked me to tell them what punk was the other day. I wasn’t surprised, people ask that all the time. Short.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2004
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The Neighbors reviews
Just because I had the misfortune of being named after a Star Wars character, and am clumsy enough to fall off a swing does not mean he had to bait my temper! Warning: features content of moody green eyed boys, and overwhelming obsessions with cameras.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
Dear Tragedy reviews
If two empty people love each other, does that mean they're full?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete