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Joined 03-12-06, id: 516589, Profile Updated: 09-21-08
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and General.

I am fifteen and I live about an hour from San Francisco.

My favorite books are: Youth in Revolt, Pure, Under the Wolf, Under the Dog, Wicked.

I listen to: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Greeenskeepers, The Arcade Fire, Lupe Fiasco, and Bjork.

I love... Imaginary Heroes, Sex and Death 101, and Wedding Crashers.

Unlike the rest of barely literate America, I hate Twilight, Breaking Dawn, New Moon, The Host (yes, she did write something else), and Eclipse.


I wrote Tunnels to China in seventh for an assignment. We were each given a short, one frame comic, such as those from the New Yorker, and were asked to write a story using it. This document is my first and only attempt at a suspenseful-type one-shot.


There is also a prologue-type chapter up for a story I am writing called The Earthquake of 2008. I've had the first half of another chapter written for it for awhile, but after reading an essay stating that one should block out all the chapters for every story one is writing, I felt it was my duty to do the same to this. Hence no update.

UPDATE: All the chapters for Earthquake of '08 have been blocked, so as soon as I am at my father's house again, I will be able to finish chapter one, and post it!

UPDATE: AUGUST 1

I finally got to my Dad's, and then I had to leave again, but I managed to squeeze chapter 2 out.

UPDATE: SEPTEMBER 21

Right now, my life is this: Wake up. Go to School. Come home. Do homework. Eat dinner. Sleep. So I'm dropping off the face of the earth for awhile :((

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Dear Imagination by holiday road reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Rulebook by Michaela King reviews
Rich, cosmopolitan Audrey has a comical set of rules for living life and finding Mr. Right, but does her system actually work? When she's paired with playboy Craig for a school project, will he convince her to throw the rulebook out the window?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,070 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/3/2007
World Chicken: A Libertine by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Roman has a problem keeping his hands to himself, enjoys Mexicans, eating chicken, reading books, skipping out on work, and being your average pig. Life is life, and it leaves such a good aftertaste. //COMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,550 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Arsenic Kisses by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Jamie is listening to her iPod. Jamie lazily pulls the trigger. Jamie watches as the dark zombie blood drenches her body. Luckily for her, her iPod is waterproof.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,163 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006
Now or Never by FantasyIssue reviews
NOMINATED FOR A TIRO AWARD! A collection of narratives from students, all connected some how. These are their stories of Now or Never. Tell the girl who hates you that you love her? Wait for your perfect kiss? Their fate is in their own hands. Minor Edits
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
james nathan, i have something to say by Dot Cubed reviews
James Nathan broke her heart. In all honesty, Gracie probably should have seen this one coming. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Diary of a Mad Black Man by Terence the Terrible reviews
A series of rants spoken from MY perspective. MINE. Issues will range from things like music, race relations, clothing, and the dumbing down of America. Controversial? You tell me! Hate it or love it, it's straight from the heart! R&R. CHAPTER 40 is up!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,454 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005
Asphalt Western by cormorant reviews
Murder and necrophilia, really. What do you do when a wall of a guy has just killed and used your dead baby sister? Well, you seek revenge, of course. Slightly graphic. I really enjoyed writing this one.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Dark Stars by charliedon'tdie reviews
So. Now I have nothing better to do than to stalk men on trains. Men who are dangerous, strange, more than a little perverted, possibly slightly gay, and, of course, intolerably intelligent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
DeReAir Party Dolls by Douglas Perron reviews
Hey, Citizen! Tired of studying the candidates and issues before voting? Why bother? Get yourself a DeReAir Party Doll and let himher control your life. It has not worked for millions of people for over one hundred and fifty years. [Political satire.]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Mallocalypse by jam-tachi
Do you know those people who are, like, ALWAYS at the mall? Do they, like, live there or something?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
A Bouquet Mixture of Vicodin Sonata and Lexapro by Faithless Juliet reviews
Its kind of a biographical smack down; they gave me sleeping pills because I refused to close my eyes.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/4/2005
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
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The Earthquake of 2008
I always thought that I knew myself and I always believed I could see myself. Then the earth began to shake and my world tilted.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008
Tunnels to China reviews
Reuben notices something quite strange about his wife. Something... very strange.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006