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Joined 03-13-06, id: 516760, Profile Updated: 03-02-09
Author has written 3 stories for Biography, Humor, and Romance.

"Increasing thoughts about death just seemed to come over me . . . a preoccupation with my own mortality, these feelings of futility in relation to my work. I mean, just what am I striving to create anyway? I mean, to what end? For what purpose? What goal? I mean, do I really care if a handful of my poems are read after I’m gone forever? Is that supposed to be some sort of compensation? I used to think it was, but now, for some reason, I . . . I can’t . . . I can’t seem to . . . I can’t seem to shake this . . . the real implication of dying—it’s terrifying. The intimacy of it embarrasses me."

Renata (Diane Keaton) In Interiors, Woody Allen

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

Dorothy Parker

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Hidden Magic by Inkhearted reviews
As I laid there, my head propped on a soft pillow and my body swaddled in a warm blanket, I came to several realizations. One, I was in Kedron. Two, I would remain here for a very long time. And three, all of this made me inconceivably, horribly angry.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,736 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009
Do The Dew by Pinkamoo reviews
I feel my heart flutter, watching him retreat back to his desk, chewing on his own baguette and sinking down in his chair. I close my eyes and suck in my breath before opening them again. Damn that motherchucker. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Mannequin by Le Meg reviews
Drag. That's what happens when you combine one intriguing older girl, a couple games of pool, and a series of poorly advised bets. Some things have to be learned the hard way; for Greg Harris, that seems to be the only way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
What to do When You've Been Cheated On by Continuance reviews
There are no guidelines to follow. What did I do? Well, I'm pretty sure that I did it wrong. I mean, laughing when you catch your wife cheating is definitely not the right course of action to take...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Vengeance None the Sweeter by lovely-lonely reviews
“You’re scared of me?” - “No.” - “Of us?” - Taking her a little bit longer, she replied, “No…” - Lowering his mouth to hers, "Of this?" - Amazing how a flame can be rekindled at 2 AM in the morning in a college dorm hallway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
First Things First by lillypad-hopper reviews
Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Sponsored Songs by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Cheer up, whore! The answer's clear. Buy, buy, BUY! And this time, don't forget to leave a review. Chap 35 up! Neopets!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Could Be Paradise by Typesour reviews
The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,452 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
One Day by c4rm3n reviews
-COMPLETE- Two friends. Two lives. Two sides. Too much. Too hard. Two piece story. Review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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What are you, a freaking idiot? reviews
It all started with me surreptitiously following him. And some other people. And drinking coffee.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007
Animal Testing Turns me Off reviews
Hey! No! Wait! Just… just wait one second! I didn’t… I’m not trying to… I was just… Are you… Fine. I guess what I’m trying to say is go to hell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007
FictionPress: Living without it reviews
This story is fictional. Any resemblance to real life may be a coincidence. Except, in this case, it isn’t. What is real?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007