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Joined 03-18-06, id: 517308, Profile Updated: 02-06-10
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, Horror, Supernatural, and Biography.

Hello, I'm Kellie.

Call me UnicornPuffyFlowers.

I'm drak and emoshunal.

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Male Enhancement:

Spankie And Spiggy: Holding Sign Saying This Is A Fictitious Commercial.
Spiggy: Results May Vary.
Spankie: Do you have problems with certain body parts?
Spiggy (Man's voice now): Yes
Spankie: Are you tired of being teased because your package is small?
Spiggy (Man): Yes!Spankie: Well try this! -Holds up some box with ENLARGEMENT PRODUCT written on it-
Spiggy: Packaging Of Product May Vary.
Spiggy (Man): Wow! IT WORKS!
Spankie: Just read the simple instructions..
Spiggy: And get GREAT results! -Holds up Gackt's old package, rips it up and make his new one outta nowhere- Results may vary.
Spankie: -Holds up sign with fake number (1-800-555-WORKS)- Call now and get half price!
Spiggy: Prices may vary. So call now!
Spankie: Varying may vary.

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Dark People Aren't Always Dark reviews
A certain gang of friends have the power to cause love to blossom but when they meet a difficult match, will they be able to conquer whatever stops them? Slash Pairings BoyBoy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006
Life In High School Told By Someone There reviews
Just my take on high school life. I'm actually there still, so it can't be that far off. Sarcastic humor.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Fate's Children reviews
The Seers are highly respected and trusted people, with their power to foresee and alter the future. The Seers, though, did not see a certain black haired teenager, with no eyesight. What exactly is this sightless Seer planning?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Possessions Of A Different Kind reviews
There's something lurking in the shadows, slowly possessing the people. Only one run-down church can stop it, but can the two priests keep their cool? Slash parings(MalexMale)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006